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Joe Biden 2024 thread - Dark Brandon Where Art Thou?

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1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Is it? Between tik tok and Palestine, I think they’re going to be the biggest drop off in support in November 

Yes it is

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I went to the roller rink just now and the only thing kids were talking about was Hamas and Israel!

51 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Nah, Sirius just likes throwing hundreds of millions at him to be nice. 

I don't care about what he makes, I care about the # of people who pay attention to him.  Is it significant in terms of moving the vote needle?

18 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't care about what he makes, I care about the # of people who pay attention to him. 

About tree fiddy

51 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

I went to the roller rink just now and the only thing kids were talking about was Hamas and Israel!

They didn’t ask you to stop filming the patrons and to leave before the police are called?

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12 hours ago, aggie08 said:

That's fair. I'm certainly no Howard Stern historian, but I thought it was pretty widely known that he's gone off the deep end a little since COVID and his political leanings aren't exactly subtle. If the remaining audience is broader than I'm giving them credit for, all good. Nothing wrong with a relatively "safe" interview.

I mean if you want to talk about broad appeal, is there a better broad description for this country than the bolded?

11 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't care about what he makes, I care about the # of people who pay attention to him.  Is it significant in terms of moving the vote needle?

I don’t know you measure that but a Forbes article from last fall stated around 10 million 

20 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Should he go on Hot Ones?

He should go on Red Scare and/or Cum Town

13 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

I went to the roller rink just now and the only thing kids were talking about was Hamas and Israel!

Should’ve been talking about the Hokey Pokey.

That’s what it’s all about. 

9 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

He should go on Red Scare and/or Cum Town

Chapo Trap House.

people can shit talk Howard all they want, doesn't change the fact that he is one of the best interviewers in the game.  he's been doing long-form interviews before podcasts were a thing.  he switched gears when he went to satellite radio and didn't have to abide by program director's wishes and endless commercial breaks. so he's had big time superstars and talked them for an hour or more.  you just couldn't do that on mainstream TV or radio.  but he could on SiriusXM.  and now people can do it on podcasts.  

this was a monster get and it's getting a lot of good traction for Biden (and Howard) on social media.  credit to Baba Booey for booking POTUS.

I listened to the Smartless podcast with Clinton, Obama and Biden today. Interesting in that Biden is finally getting engaged in a way that gets his messages out. 

11 minutes ago, Welshy said:

Clinton, Obama and Biden

Man, that kills me.  Three highly successful POTUS and "we" intersperse W and Trump, the biggest dipshits known to man.

7 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Man, that kills me.  Three highly successful POTUS and "we" intersperse W and Trump, the biggest dipshits known to man.

For sure. But I'd have a beer with Bush. I wouldn't piss on Trump if he were on fire. 

13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Man, that kills me.  Three highly successful POTUS and "we" intersperse W and Trump, the biggest dipshits known to man.

eat my whole ass, electoral college 

It still bottles the mind despite me sitting on the knowledge for a very long time.  That the occasion a Democratic President took office from another Democratic President through an election (not assassination or death in office) was Buchanan for Pierce, 168 years ago.  And in the last 36 years, barring some insane miracle, probably 40 years, a Republican has won the popular vote  just once since 1988.  George W. Bush in 2004 (by less than 2.5%). 

That's insane to me.    

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1 hour ago, Welshy said:

For sure. But I'd have a beer with Bush. I wouldn't piss on Trump if he were on fire. 

Trump presidency was one of the better things to ever happen to W's legacy

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Never thought I would..but after 2017-2021 can't say I didn't...and with the shit show that is current Texas politics and rise of MAGA it does make me yearn for what used to be a more reasonable brand of Republicans like Bush...but here we are...

10 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Trump presidency was one of the better things to ever happen to W's legacy

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Never thought I would..but after 2017-2021 can't say I didn't...and with the shit show that is current Texas politics and rise of MAGA it does make me yearn for what used to be a more reasonable brand of Republicans like Bush...but here we are...

Dubya had PEPFAR. That’s the one highlight of his presidency. The rest was a disaster. The only thing that makes him look better is that Trump managed to actually be a worse president. Bush did a lot of things to pave the way for Trump. 

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Dubya had PEPFAR. That’s the one highlight of his presidency. The rest was a disaster. The only thing that makes him look better is that Trump managed to actually be a worse president. Bush did a lot of things to pave the way for Trump. 

Meh. Little harsh. I'm not about to defend him, but compared to Trump? c'mon. Wrong on a great many things, intellectually lazy and way over his head, he was/is a thousand miles from Trump. I could have a conversation with Bush, because he's a human I can relate with, even if he's a dumbass. Fuck, the Obamas were friends with Dub.

Trump is a sociopath, and not a very smart one. The cult of personality around him is because the world is full of stupid people. In the US, they have been marginalized and ignored for decades. They are angry. Trump has tapped into it. It's deliberate (by his handlers) and mercenary. Bush was just not that guy, though roe and others moved into that space. 

 

58 minutes ago, Welshy said:

Meh. Little harsh. I'm not about to defend him, but compared to Trump? c'mon. Wrong on a great many things, intellectually lazy and way over his head, he was/is a thousand miles from Trump. I could have a conversation with Bush, because he's a human I can relate with, even if he's a dumbass. Fuck, the Obamas were friends with Dub.

Trump is a sociopath, and not a very smart one. The cult of personality around him is because the world is full of stupid people. In the US, they have been marginalized and ignored for decades. They are angry. Trump has tapped into it. It's deliberate (by his handlers) and mercenary. Bush was just not that guy, though roe and others moved into that space. 

 

He’s got a hard on for W.  Not worth investing time in an actual rebuttal. 

36 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

He’s got a hard on for W.  Not worth investing time in an actual rebuttal. 

Lol says the trump voter

50 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

He’s got a hard on for W.  Not worth investing time in an actual rebuttal. 

No no. Fattyflatie has opened my eyes. I've changed my outlook and my political viewpoint. Someone who cares about people vs. someone who doesn't. After his amazing rebuttal, it's clear to me Trump cares about me and Biden is a narcissist. My bad, Fatty.

Thank you fattyflattie. 

 

9 hours ago, Welshy said:

No no. Fattyflatie has opened my eyes. I've changed my outlook and my political viewpoint. Someone who cares about people vs. someone who doesn't. After his amazing rebuttal, it's clear to me Trump cares about me and Biden is a narcissist. My bad, Fatty.

Thank you fattyflattie. 

 

I don’t know how either of you brain dead fucks derived any of that from my comments, but carry on.  

6 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

I don’t know how you brain dead fucks derived any of that from my comments, but carry on

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18 hours ago, Welshy said:

I could have a conversation with Bush, because he's a human I can relate with, even if he's a dumbass. Fuck, the Obamas were friends with Dub.

Better human being? 1000X yes. He is by all accounts and kind and decent man. But the Bush body count is incredibly high and I can’t look past it. 
Donald Trump may very well have finished off the American experiment, but no president ever left such an extreme  a legacy of human suffering with less to show for it than George W. Bush. 

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11 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Better human being? 1000X yes. He is by all accounts and kind and decent man. But the Bush body count is incredibly high and I can’t look past it. 
Donald Trump may very well have finished off the American experiment, but no president ever left such an extreme  a legacy of human suffering with less to show for it than George W. Bush. 

Yeah, at least LBJ and Nixon had domestic accomplishments to offset the catastrophe in Vietnam. 

I listened to the Smartless episode this morning with Biden, Obama, and Clinton. If you knew nothing about any of these people, you would probably come away thinking Biden is more articulate than Clinton. Which is an amazing thing to type. 

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20 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Better human being? 1000X yes. He is by all accounts and kind and decent man. But the Bush body count is incredibly high and I can’t look past it. 
Donald Trump may very well have finished off the American experiment, but no president ever left such an extreme  a legacy of human suffering with less to show for it than George W. Bush. 

Over a million dead from Covid is a hell of a body count. 

On 4/26/2024 at 7:15 PM, jimmyjazz said:

I don't care about what he makes, I care about the # of people who pay attention to him.  Is it significant in terms of moving the vote needle?

jfc jimmy it's a 5 second google:

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As of September 2023, The Howard Stern Show has an estimated audience of around 10 million listeners.

 

On 4/26/2024 at 11:58 AM, aggie08 said:

I'm certainly no Howard Stern historian, but I thought it was pretty widely known that he's gone off the deep end a little since COVID

I had no idea about that. I also don't keep up with Howard Stern news.

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Stern became a germaphobe and hermit during COVID which is a tough look for the anal ring toss guy

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

jfc jimmy it's a 5 second google:

 

I'm talking about shifting the vote.  How many of them vote, how many are already set in their candidate?

On 4/27/2024 at 4:59 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Man, that kills me.  Three highly successful POTUS and "we" intersperse W and Trump, the biggest dipshits known to man.

The American people love ricocheting off guardrails. 

36 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

The American people love ricocheting off guardrails. 

gotta test them, make sure they're sturdy!

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Over a million dead from Covid is a hell of a body count. 

Covid was an exogenous event and while we didn’t cover ourselves in glory in the first six months it “could have been worse,” as Greg Abbot would say. 
The occupation of Iraq and de-Baathification, and the still expanding human tragedy we caused was entirely at our convenience, a choice. 

2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Covid was an exogenous event and while we didn’t cover ourselves in glory in the first six months it “could have been worse,” as Greg Abbot would say. 
The occupation of Iraq and de-Baathification, and the still expanding human tragedy we caused was entirely at our convenience, a choice. 

We didn’t have a choice to make those billions of dollars. We had to do it. lol (kidding obviously) 

On 4/27/2024 at 10:07 PM, Welshy said:

 

Trump is a sociopath, and not a very smart one. The cult of personality around him is because the world is full of stupid people. In the US, they have been marginalized and ignored for decades. They are angry. Trump has tapped into it. It's deliberate (by his handlers) and mercenary. Bush was just not that guy, though roe and others moved into that space. 

 

It is absolutely this simple.  Now the rich folks need some block of poor/middle class folks to vote against their best interests and this group of morons is who they have.  There's a reason so many billionaires were like fuck no to trump, then when it became apparent he was the guy, several jumped on board.  I'm actually more shocked by the number of rich folks this clown has lost.  

Like Ken Griffin: https://www.ft.com/content/38563d9a-952a-4613-a1e9-a65ef153e16e

Koch assholes: google is your friend

YouTube has a number of clips from the Stern interview. I challenge those who think Biden is significantly diminished to do the same. He’s hanging with Stern. Going forward, such disinformation will warrant a fuck you emoji.

YouTube has a number of clips from the Stern interview. I challenge those who think Biden is significantly diminished to do the same. He’s hanging with Stern. Going forward, such disinformation will warrant a fuck you emoji.

But this can’t be, because I’ve had Dotard supporters tell me to my face that Biden refuses to do interviews because they would show him to be totally senile.
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Looks like Medicaid expansion in Mississippi is going to happen, but with a work requirement of 25 hours per week. Not the best, could be worse. Tate Reeves will most likely veto, house and senate should override. Will be up to Biden admin if they fuck around with work requirements when they have been hot and cold, mostly cold, on work requirements

Is there a way to hear the Stern interview without a Sirius subscription?

11 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Looks like Medicaid expansion in Mississippi is going to happen, but with a work requirement of 25 hours per week. Not the best, could be worse. Tate Reeves will most likely veto, house and senate should override. Will be up to Biden admin if they fuck around with work requirements when they have been hot and cold, mostly cold, on work requirements

Work requirements for social benefits are just another subsidy for wage slave employers

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You, I, Biden and the MS House agree. They had provision that if work requirement was struck down to revert to their full House bill which was straight Obamacare expansion, no alterations. Not sure if that made it through negotiations as a backstop.

Anyways, if all you check behind your ears this morning, you might find 6 billion more dollars in loan forgiveness (please read as buying votes) to Art Institute students. Differs from previous rounds of forgiveness in that they are probably younger without decades of repayment. 

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/wireStory/former-students-profit-art-institutes-approved-6-billion-109818611

Former students of the for-profit Art Institutes are approved for $6 billion in loan cancellation

 

 

 

 

Both sides of the protest Gaza/Jews enjoy a chant of "Fuck Joe Biden".

 

 

 

 

 

 

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As the most humble servant to Count Joseph Biden, I am happy to report as a +1 to the April job report on Friday. 

Happy California birthday to me, a newly minted West Coast elitist 

 

I hope the they have that same youthful vigor when the new administration is having them forcefully removed from our shores.  

Take your anti-Israel, anti-Biden stances now young people.  And don’t bother voting this Autumn.  This world will scarcely remember your bold stance, or that you even ever existed at all.  

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