judge attacked in courtroom, WWE style

[crash_davis 23,038]

Just now, RDCanecutter said:

Over/under on how many of those crimes happened when somebody called him "Debra."

He should be taking it out on his parents for being dipshits.

[Gatorubet 29,391]

Just now, RDCanecutter said:

Over/under on how many of those crimes happened when somebody called him "Debra."

I for one do not blame him for kicking and gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer

[wd40 1,976]

9 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Over/under on how many of those crimes happened when somebody called him "Debra."

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well he definitely is gonna find out where the Sidewalk Ends...

[Herpa Derpa 6,084]

that one's a bit obscure. so here's one more mainstream.

[crash_davis 23,038]

3 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

that one's a bit obscure. so here's one more mainstream.

Team Pam.

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1,662]

“I bet you’re wondering how I got myself into this mess…”

[Homercles 10,162]

[Eastwood 4,394]

Man, I haven’t seen a judgement call that vindicated since the Georgia/FSU bowl game. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,780]

So…was he able to post bail last night or nah?

[RDCanecutter 25,767]

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

So…was he able to post bail last night or nah?

I think he just jumped out of the jail.

[elfenix 34,000]

3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Over/under on how many of those crimes happened when somebody called him "Debra."

[Armybrat 40,464]

3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Back in the day, I carried a J frame Model 36 Chiefs Special.  I did not anticipate having to John Wick my way through many people - just maybe shoot one idiot. 

Nice little guns. 
I bought this one for my MIL after she had used her tiny pot metal Titan .25 to scare off a late night intruder trying to break into her house. Son owns them both now.

 

 

[SquishMitten 10,368]

17 hours ago, Parliament said:

And every deputy in that room needs to be fired.

There's usually only one bailiff in the courtroom. They're rarely ever very close to the judge either. He actually shows up at the 24 second mark of the longer video above and you can see he's sitting down behind a partition, likely along the side of the courtroom. No chance he could've gotten to the judge quickly. The first guy that jumped up to help was either the court coordinator or reporter

[HouTex 1,838]

38 minutes ago, elfenix said:

That was awesome.  

[Pato del Muerto 51,914]

Good excuse to build the bench even higher. 

[HouTex 1,838]

This is in Nevada.  He might have been shot by the judge if he was in Texas.  I suspect many of them carry.  Though probably not many in the big cities.  And yes, a judicial officer (a judge), can carry inside the courtroom.  

[Foosters 17,624]

Maybe if the judge was the Waco Kid. Otherwise, not seeing how one draws a gun and fires in the nanosecond the judge had to react before he went flying into her

[HouTex 1,838]

1 minute ago, Foosters said:

Maybe if the judge was the Waco Kid. Otherwise, not seeing how one draws a gun and fires in the nanosecond the judge had to react before he went flying into her

Perhaps.  Most of the courts in Texas I’ve appeared in (mostly federal but some state civil district) the judge is far enough from counsel table to have plenty of time to react.  

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,765]

I doubt it's very easy to draw from under a robe

[Pato del Muerto 51,914]

Maybe they have something mounted under the bench top. 

[Samson's Wig 3,154]

Based on some of the morons we elect to the bench in this state, it's cold comfort that some of them are carrying in court.

[crash_davis 23,038]

Returned to court. Those officers are thinking, "Please, please try something stupid."

He didn't get any extra time for his Leroy Jenkins.

https://www.reviewjournal.com/crime/courts/man-faces-attempted-murder-charge-after-viral-video-of-judge-attack-2977977/

Holthus ordered Redden back to court on Monday morning, when she handed down a sentence of 19 to 48 months in prison.

“I want to make it clear that I am not changing or modifying the sentence I was in the process of imposing last week before I was interrupted by the defendant’s actions,” Holthus said.

[nineliveslost 2,677]

Yea, I think she means she wasn't adding anything extra to the initial charges. He has new charges from his acrobatic show that he will receive another additional sentence from 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11,486]

"Do you feel in charge?"

[Native Horn 3,465]

"He said, I can smell your c***."

[Pato del Muerto 51,914]

That guy is going to destroy half of Gotham City. 

[Incredulity 11,141]

53 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

"He said, I can smell your c***."

whereas I can not.

[MissingInAction 24,262]

Asshole. This means I'll probably be cuffed at my next hearing.

[Helobious 9,393]

3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Returned to court. Those officers are thinking, "Please, please try something stupid."

He didn't get any extra time for his Leroy Jenkins.

https://www.reviewjournal.com/crime/courts/man-faces-attempted-murder-charge-after-viral-video-of-judge-attack-2977977/

Holthus ordered Redden back to court on Monday morning, when she handed down a sentence of 19 to 48 months in prison.

“I want to make it clear that I am not changing or modifying the sentence I was in the process of imposing last week before I was interrupted by the defendant’s actions,” Holthus said.

No extra time for the unrelated original charges. He’s got a whole slew of new felony charges stemming from his screeching eagle attack that he’s still awaiting indictment for. 

[burntorangebongos 10,641]

Maybe he was just trying to throw himself at the mercy of the court?   

[TheStoicPaisano 9,716]

13 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

Edited January 10 by TheStoicPaisano

[General Specific 3,148]

How it started…


How it’s going.

[Armybrat 40,464]

What a stupid piece of shit.

[Gatorubet 29,391]

[Helobious 9,393]

With a 19 month sentence he probably could’ve been released in a little over a year. Now he’ll be locked up for over a couple decades easily. I mean one of his charges is attempted murder. He did not think that one through

[YGIFS 19,443]

So we're all clear, threatening the life of a presiding judge is bad then?  Just wanna make sure before something really, really bad happens later this Spring.  

[royiv 9,043]

14 minutes ago, Helobious said:

He did not think that one through

No shit. The dude has schizophrenia. 

[RPM 26,073]

The dude is definitely cray. My question is with moves like that, why didn't the Raiders have him scouted? Easy practice squad/special teams fill in.

[Helobious 9,393]

13 minutes ago, RPM said:

The dude is definitely cray. My question is with moves like that, why didn't the Raiders have him scouted? Easy practice squad/special teams fill in.

FG/punt block specialist

[Gatorubet 29,391]

4 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

That guard on the right is looking at him like the guard is Polish military, and the prisoner is a Russian…..like, I hope an Ivan would.  Like, breathing is a furtive movement…

 

[SHOOTER12 8,766]

On 1/3/2024 at 7:15 PM, Blotto said:

I don't condone that behavior, but I am impressed with his flight path. Dude has some hops. I laugh thinking about what my attempt at that would look like. 

Shawn Michaels is impressed.

[SHOOTER12 8,766]

On 1/4/2024 at 10:32 AM, RDCanecutter said:

Over/under on how many of those crimes happened when somebody called him "Debra."

I played football against a MLB from Cuero named Marion Harper. There wasn't a guy in the country who would dare ridicule his name. One bad mofo, and probably carried the wallet to prove it.

[SHOOTER12 8,766]

On 1/4/2024 at 3:56 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I doubt it's very easy to draw from under a robe

Then she should go nekkid. 

[SHOOTER12 8,766]

On 1/9/2024 at 10:49 PM, burntorangebongos said:

Maybe he was just trying to throw himself at the mercy of the court?   

Oh dammit, that was perfect, have some reptilian.

[SHOOTER12 8,766]

16 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Hell he looks like he was just a heartbeat from trying to go off again.

[Hmbre97 6,252]

I'd bet this guy could have got Penix on the ground at least once

Edited January 11 by Hmbre97

[YGIFS 19,443]

Would a bomb threat against a judge be bad as well?  Or?  

[High Plains Drifter 10,915]

 

On 1/11/2024 at 2:17 AM, Hmbre97 said:

I'd bet this guy could have got Penix on the ground at least once

 

too soon bro