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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.


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22 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

He looks like a pudgy staff officer who roots through the men's packages from home to protect them from contraband cookies.

I beat the ever living shit out of a fellow private for stealing my care package in basic. Art. 15 was totally worth it.

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Trump would never pick

A woman

A person of color (or even with a name ending in a non silent vowel or a z)

A white man who is clearly younger and in better shape or taller than him 

 

Not many going to fit those criteria

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CDC Abortion Surveillance and Maternity Morality Reporting …..

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The new dept attached to the cdc.

 

‘Miscarriage management’  sure sounds harmless, like they want to help women get over having a miscarriage ?

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5 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I could very easily see Trump picking a woman, then acting like his VP was his personal stewardess. Expect his VP to make him coffee, get him mcdonalds, maybe blow him a little. That sort of thing.

He'll call Les Moonves and see if he can get a recommendation for somebody good

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10 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I could very easily see Trump picking a woman, then acting like his VP was his personal stewardess. Expect his VP to make him coffee, get him mcdonalds, maybe blow him a little. That sort of thing.


trump - Look at my vp, very nice figure and smart. I Know how to pick them !

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12 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I could very easily see Trump picking a woman, then acting like his VP was his personal stewardess. Expect his VP to make him coffee, get him mcdonalds, maybe blow him a little. That sort of thing.

He probably thought that’s what secretary of the interior was for. 

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38 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

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I've said it before and I'll say it again, that's a dope picture. I'd ask what his Surly handle was, but I've already been told multiple times and I always forget. Great picture though 

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So, add "making phrenology a thing again" to the pile of "dude...these people are fucking WEIRD."

Um

 

did you not read The Scarlett Letter?

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2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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I never would have imagined myself saying this, but thanks Tucker.

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Posted
1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

I don't know if he'll resign, but he might want to stay away from balconies and high-rise windows for a while.

Also, those pesky Russian GRU maintained door knobs.

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7 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

There is no way to rehab this dude. He’s toast

I hope you're right but we have to assume otherwise until Harris has been inaugurated

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3 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Vance suffers from the all-to-common trait of thinking he's funny when he isn't. Trump basically picked Lieutenant Steve as his running mate.

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I could never make out his Edie gourmet, “then I’ll have to ah-hurt You” joke.  As in I literally cannot understand what Bruno Kirby is saying.  

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1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

I could never make out his Edie gourmet, “then I’ll have to ah-hurt You” joke.  As in I literally cannot understand what Bruno Kirby is saying.  

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1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Trump would never pick

A woman

A person of color (or even with a name ending in a non silent vowel or a z)

A white man who is clearly younger and in better shape or taller than him 

 

Not many going to fit those criteria

I am very much waffling on the idea of Vance being replaced on the Trump ticket.

That would have the orange clown admitting he made a mistake or that HE ALONE didn't make that choice.  OR, would he then try to throw his "advisors" under the bus?  This close to the DNC & election, is that the chaos the GQP wants?

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1 minute ago, ROFL BOX said:

I am very much waffling on the idea of Vance being replaced on the Trump ticket.

That would have the orange clown admitting he made a mistake or that HE ALONE didn't make that choice.  OR, would he then try to throw his "advisors" under the bus?  This close to the DNC & election, is that the chaos the GQP wants?

He would just blame it on somebody else. He doesn't care about protecting anyone but himself. Don't overthink it. 

 

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11 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

I am very much waffling on the idea of Vance being replaced on the Trump ticket.

That would have the orange clown admitting he made a mistake or that HE ALONE didn't make that choice.  OR, would he then try to throw his "advisors" under the bus?  This close to the DNC & election, is that the chaos the GQP wants?

 

Do you think Trump gave a second thought to all those cabinet members he fired years ago?  Cabinet members that he chose?  Shit, he doubles down and calls them losers or whatever.  His followers don't care.  As for chaos within the GOP, they have lived with it since 2015, and the GOP is now a wholly-owned subsidary of Trump Organization at this point.  It's whatever Donnie wants, fuck polling, feelings, whatever.  And if Don feels that JD is too much of a liability, he would pull the ripcord as late as September.  It's not going to cost him any votes; he didn't gain votes from naming JD, nor would he lose any if he were replaced.  It's Trump 24/7.  The VP is just for show. 

Trump could call JD up this afternoon and tell him to resign for health reasons, or some other made up thing.  It doesn't make a shit to Trump.  And JD will gladly do it, with tears in his eyes, because MAGA.  

 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Not only is Doug’s ex wife all for Kamala, he himself seems cool as hell

 

Presidential nominee asks her husband "where were you, I need you?"  And his answer is...."I was in spin class with my gay friends, and then we stopped for a latte"....that's about as 2024 moment as can actually occur.

Also, that sequence of events will lock in my wife's vote for Kamala, 100%.

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1 minute ago, Captainant said:

Dude that's like a bad highschool class president campaign video lol

was the loveseat added in?

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Presidential nominee asks her husband "where were you, I need you?"  And his answer is...."I was in spin class with my gay friends, and then we stopped for a latte"....that's about as 2024 moment as can actually occur.

Also, that sequence of events will lock in my wife's vote for Kamala, 100%.

what kind of a weirdo leaves his phone in the car for extended amounts of time?

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23 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

He would just blame it on somebody else. He doesn't care about protecting anyone but himself. Don't overthink it. 

 

Reportedly Don Jr. was one of Vance’s most vocal advocates for his selection as Trump’s running mate. 

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Little confused - I'd say RFK is "third party" and not sure how Trump is not a "charismatic challenger" but Joe needs to get his ass going and get that ceasefire done to flip Key #11

1 minute ago, elguapo said:

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I fucking LOVE That people have figured out how to spot these bots on X/Reddit and figured out how to out them. 

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