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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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Ok. Who is this guy?  Seems like this would be a big deal if true. 

4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

I hate these random Twitter posts. If something has actually happened, provide evidence. I'm guessing this is mostly bullshit. 

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Ok. Who is this guy?  Seems like this would be a big deal if true. 

 

2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

I hate these random Twitter posts. If something has actually happened, provide evidence. I'm guessing this is mostly bullshit. 

 

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

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https://www.dallasnews.com/news/elections/2024/08/05/texas-voter-suspense-list-tops-21-million-heres-what-to-do-if-youre-on-it/

 

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More than 2.1 million Texas voters are on the state’s suspended list, three months before the presidential election between former President Donald Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris.

Voters should still be able to vote with a suspended status, but it will take an extra couple of steps. Here is what Texans should know about voter suspense ahead of the Nov. 5 general election.

 

 

 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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Donald Trump summoned the press to his house where he held a press conference. Did anybody think to ask him about allegedly taking a 10 million dollar bribe from Egypt’s president? If not, why not?

2 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Donald Trump summoned the press to his house where he held a press conference. Did anybody think to ask him about allegedly taking a 10 million dollar bribe from Egypt’s president? If not, why not?

He didn’t summon “the press” he summoned sycophants 

3 hours ago, cmontexas said:

We're gonna tax couches?

Fuck! I need a new couch.

Really,I do. My couch sucks!/my couch is not fuckable

It is ,it is 

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2 hours ago, Red Five said:

I learned today that this picture, which has been seen around these parts a few times, is Harris. I had no idea.

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Same here.  I had no idea.

11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

More like "Fry-Day," amirite?

On another note, I've seen a couple of snippets of the Trump press conference today. 

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He had the facial expression of a guy who just had TSA find a block of cocaine in his carry on. 

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6 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

More like "Fry-Day," amirite?

On another note, I've seen a couple of snippets of the Trump press conference today. 

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He had the facial expression of a guy who just had TSA find a block of cocaine in his carry on. 

He looks like Jerry Jones if he hadn't gotten the work done.

14 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

Ineffective.  The people who need to understand that don’t know what the word “denigrating” means.

 

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Lol. Oops. I guess I go a little carried away. I was thinking hey, instead of writing “million,” I’ll type out the 0’s to make it more impactful. Then I fell victim to unbridled enthusiasm. 

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It would be fun to watch her tell him he’s not white, he’s orange. “When did you decide to become orange, Donald?”

"Are you cosplaying as an Oompa Loompa Donald?

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

“people with Facebook profiles posting from Clitlick, Michigan .."


Clitlick, Michigan sounds like a town in which I'd feel right at home.

Or worse, her communist running mate
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41 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Clitlick, Michigan sounds like a town in which I'd feel right at home.

Uncle Boobs queries, "Yes?"

9 hours ago, Pancho said:

I was in a meeting so only got snippets—did Harris agree to the Fox debate or is that turnip just spewing shit again?

I really hope not--because it legitimizes them as a news channel.  And they're not, to the tune of a billion dollars for spreading misinformation.  I don't think I want them recouping a dime of advertising money based on her appearance on their shitty network. 

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8 hours ago, Bodhi said:

How has she performed in previous debates throughout her career?  Debating a lying incoherent child is probably a bit challenging.  Additionally, dreading the idea of Trump gaining any undeserved momentum because of the completely different standard the public will hold her to.  It seems like women presidential candidates have to demonstrate insane competency and project an aura of power while also appearing soft, caring, and approachable.  Trump just needs to not shit himself and speak aggressively.  The press will be eager to declare him the winner and watch the panic that ensues.  

it's almost like the press are owned by a bunch of billionaires.  

10 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 


 

Lawrence doesn't get it: the way you expose Trump is by  giving him air time. This isn't 2016.  Many of those who voted for him are now turning away because of his perpetual aggrievement. The networks are giving him the airtime  to show him in all his rambling, delusional, self-absorbed incoherence.  We need MORE Trump on TV. 

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5 hours ago, cmontexas said:

One thing I learned from Beto losing to Cruz is that absolutely nothing motivates Republicans to get up and vote more than the sight of hopeful or enthusiastic Dems 

Sure, but hopefully what you will be able to take away from this election is that the rest of America's hopeful, enthusiastic Dems aren't outnumbered by shitheads that hate them like they are in Texas.

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5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


 

Lawrence doesn't get it: the way you expose Trump is by  giving him air time. This isn't 2016.  Many of those who voted for him are now turning away because of his perpetual aggrievement. The networks are giving him the airtime  to show him in all his rambling, delusional, self-absorbed incoherence.  We need MORE Trump on TV. 

True - but his point was that not only was his entirely delusional press conference aired by all networks, but also that NONE of them aired Kamala’s speech that was after Trump’s “press conference” live.  That needs to happen.

8 hours ago, immamac said:

That was before he was a mush brained version of himself who is backed into a corner. He is a pathetic shadow of what he was in 2016.

And steadily deteriorating.  He may be eve worse in a month.  If Kamala and Walz continue drawing large crowds, media attention and funding, Drumpf is going to be bananas.  

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And steadily deteriorating.  He may be eve worse in a month.  If Kamala and Walz continue drawing large crowds, media attention and funding, Drumpf is going to be bananas.  

They need to host events the day before in the same cities at Trump. Let him see from the podium, his crowds are a sad pathetic mushroom tip compared to that Hunteresque hog Kamala-Walz pull out each stop.
18 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


They need to host events the day before in the same cities at Trump. Let him see from the podium, his crowds are a sad pathetic mushroom tip compared to that Hunteresque hog Kamala-Walz pull out each stop.

Except he's not exactly campaigning at this point. 

Who does RFK Jr take more votes from? Harris or Trump?

If he continues to get endorsements from guys like Rogan, then undoubtedly Trump.
2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Who does RFK Jr take more votes from? Harris or Trump?

I feel like a big chunk of his voters would be abstaining otherwise.

But I do worry about how well he's allegedly doing with young voters.  I'm hoping that the candidate switch can win some of them back.  Gaza was never Biden's fault anyway, but it's even less Kamala's fault.  Etc.

But, yeah, I would feel better if RFK weren't in the race.

14 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I feel like a big chunk of his voters would be abstaining otherwise.

But I do worry about how well he's allegedly doing with young voters.  I'm hoping that the candidate switch can win some of them back.  Gaza was never Biden's fault anyway, but it's even less Kamala's fault.  Etc.

But, yeah, I would feel better if RFK weren't in the race.

Eh, I wouldn't worry about young voters going to RFK. The overall percentage would be very low. Especially in Texas where there is just more Trump votes to take, RFK is going to be a greater drag on Trump's numbers. 

10 minutes ago, Constant said:

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I'm assuming he does that because he lacks hand strength. My mom with carpal tunnel will do something similar occasionally to avoid dropping glasses. Or maybe it is just a really fucking weird habit. 

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1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

I'm assuming he does that because he lacks hand strength. My mom with carpal tunnel will do something similar occasionally to avoid dropping glasses. Or maybe it is just a really fucking weird habit. 

You know, a lot of people are saying he's got perfect hands, maybe the strongest hands in the country, I dunno, but that's what they're saying.

Chainsaw gonna be triggered by that border ad. Quick, someone post a clip of Beto.

Hoping RFK stays in the race until the end. He definitely peels off more Republicans that are tired of Trump.

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7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

 

Seems like her people are sending the right messages and hitting the talking points that some polls you've posted here have indicated were the most appealing to voters.

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Wait is that a Photoshop?

When you can't tell the difference between real and parody, does it matter? 

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1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Seems like her people are sending the right messages and hitting the talking points that some polls you've posted here have indicated were the most appealing to voters.

You also don't have to use fear mongering or dehumanize immigrants to sell border security. We can and should both make our border more secure AND make it easier, safer, and faster for immigrants to come here. Those things actually go together.  

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