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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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42 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

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"The hyper neoliberal approach to work and family?"

What in god's name is he talking about?  Who talks like that?

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10 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

The man is a fucking idiot.

 

Imagine hearing that and not being clued in that he is a moron conman.

"This stock market is up! It's because of me! No wait it's down. That's because of Biden. Or Harris. Or both. Wait it's back up, because of me!" 

NYT/Siena is in the field in North Carolina 

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6 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

"The hyper neoliberal approach to work and family?"

What in god's name is he talking about?  Who talks like that?


Incels.
 

Incels talk like that. 

6 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

"The hyper neoliberal approach to work and family?"

What in god's name is he talking about?  Who talks like that?

Podcasts were a mistake

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

That hit the feels at the end. 

I would love to see giant white billboards with this text in blue:

IF YOU DON’T VOTE, YOUR FEELINGS AND YOUR OPINIONS, DON’T MATTER AT ALL…

21 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

"The hyper neoliberal approach to work and family?"

What in god's name is he talking about?  Who talks like that?

I assume Jordan Peterson and other middling intellects who style themselves as great thinkers. It also seems like the kind of verbiage and syntax that impresses Rogan devotees.

Also getting LonghornLaw/Laphroig/other names vibes from Vance's speaking style and thoughts on family shit in general.

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58 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The MAGA era is gonna come to an end because some weird dude couldn't stop going on podcasts 5 years ago.  Unreal.

Harris HQ needs to send out social messaging showing photographs of JD Vance talking to the empty chairs, and a screenshot with the giant crowd at the airport Harris rally - the AI one.

nothing gets the toddler angrier than not claiming the most people at a rally

Did anyone here read Trump’s Agenda 47 a month or so ago? It looks like they completely scrapped what they had and have changed to a new platform with 20 points. Gone is the military exams for kids in public school and other insane shit.

I’m not imagining that it’s changed, right?

22 minutes ago, Js1 said:

NYT/Siena is in the field in North Carolina 

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There was a tweet from a few days ago that said NC was now Trump's #2 ad spend. They've already got internals that say it's close there.

32 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

The man is a fucking idiot.

 

All current polls pointing to a Harris dub and we’re up 5% since that day he’s talking about. 

2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

There was a tweet from a few days ago that said NC was now Trump's #2 ad spend. They've already got internals that say it's close there.

I assume since NYT/Siena did the upper Midwest last week, we will get NC/GA/AZ/NV this weekend

They see the polling too, I’m sure Turtle has passed it around 

 

46 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Fuck him up Tim

That debate is going to be like Biden vs Palin in 08. Expectations are going to be so low it will be almost impossible for Vance to sink to them. 

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Biggest crowds in history!!!

 

It won't be a debate. It will be Vance trotting out the same terrible talking points, lying about Walz's positions, and not answering any question asked of him. Watch him any time he's with the press to get a preview. 

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1 minute ago, Red Five said:

That debate is going to be like Biden vs Palin in 08. Expectations are going to be so low it will be almost impossible for Vance to sink to them. 

Don't underestimate the stupidity of the right. There heads are so far up Vance's ass that when it's Trump's birthday he's gonna cum all over their faces. 

 

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Why isn't Trump tweeting about the stock market anymore? 

Thanks Kamala! 

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Funny:

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32 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Did anyone here read Trump’s Agenda 47 a month or so ago? It looks like they completely scrapped what they had and have changed to a new platform with 20 points. Gone is the military exams for kids in public school and other insane shit.

I’m not imagining that it’s changed, right?

ummmm  Florida already has this... and has for a long long time.   I happened to be really sick the day of the exam...vitamin D deficiency, so I recovered at the beach with my also sick friends.

Recruiters kept calling me to come in and take the mandatory test, but I just ignored them.

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10 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Why isn't Trump tweeting about the stock market anymore? 

Thanks Kamala! 

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Kama Kama Kama Kamalacrash! The S&P come and go. The S&P come and goooooooooo!

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

 

family guy brian GIF

 

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

"The hyper neoliberal approach to work and family?"

What in god's name is he talking about?  Who talks like that?

A couple of weeks ago the Pod Save America guys were talking about how Vance's nomination has brought out all these statements/beliefs that, until now, were only talked about in the quiet corners of the farthest right places - it's the stuff they say amongst themselves but never intended to say to the general public. I'm still very curious how they vetted him, or if they were just so far up their own asses in hubris that they didn't think they needed to because they had the election in the bag.

16 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


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Example 5,000,000,000 of everything turnip touches dies.

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That was an outstanding Trump speech on the economy and beyond.  He defined Harris-Biden, he spelled out what they've done to our country, and he set forth a pro-growth agenda, and made clear that government is not the answer, but their fear-mongering about him (Trump) blowing up Social Security and Medicare is preposterous -- as he was president 4-years and protected them.  Trump made clear, and this is important, that Harris has been vice president and is still vice president, so why does she say what she will do if elected rather than just do it now?  Great point. And "she cannot solve the problem because she is the problem." Trump also underscored that Americans were better off when he was president than now, when Harris is vice president. Trump had energy, he's in fighting mode, and he was on target.

 

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9 minutes ago, austingirl said:

. I'm still very curious how they vetted him, or if they were just so far up their own asses in hubris that they didn't think they needed to because they had the election in the bag.

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9 minutes ago, austingirl said:

 

A couple of weeks ago the Pod Save America guys were talking about how Vance's nomination has brought out all these statements/beliefs that, until now, were only talked about in the quiet corners of the farthest right places - it's the stuff they say amongst themselves but never intended to say to the general public. I'm still very curious how they vetted him, or if they were just so far up their own asses in hubris that they didn't think they needed to because they had the election in the bag.

He is way too connected to way too many weird natalist podcast guys

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

So true

 

 

Oh god we will never hear the end of the Trump +1 poll by Fox News

5 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

Example 5,000,000,000 of everything turnip touches dies.


wait until we get close to the 6 month vesting period for Donny’s shares. Might be trading for 50 cents. 

13 minutes ago, austingirl said:

 

A couple of weeks ago the Pod Save America guys were talking about how Vance's nomination has brought out all these statements/beliefs that, until now, were only talked about in the quiet corners of the farthest right places - it's the stuff they say amongst themselves but never intended to say to the general public. I'm still very curious how they vetted him, or if they were just so far up their own asses in hubris that they didn't think they needed to because they had the election in the bag.

Vetting? You think Trump has any competent people in his orbit?

Peter Thiel told Jr that Vance should be the pick and it was done. 

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15 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

 


this was a photoshop I made of Mark Levin after the 2020 election. Still appropriate. 
 

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

True, but then his running mate might have been Tulsi Gabbard. 

Coach Walz ain’t worried about her Russian puppet ass. 

14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I thought I posted this, but I guess not, but anyways, it seems like more celebrities are actively campaigning for her, which feels like 2008 (I wasn't that in touch with 2008's race, but I remember celebrities seemingly crawling out of the woodwork to support Obama).

In this case, it's Samwise, so he easily counters Kirk Cameron and Kevin Sorbo. 

Gomez John Astin and Patty Duke did okay with him.

 

 

On 7/29/2024 at 10:47 PM, NWBuck said:

Really good dude... Played softball with him on a team in Malibu /csb 

 

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

So true

Worth mentioning: He said that on the podcast hosted by Eric Weinstein, who happens to be the Managing Director of Thiel Capital.

 

1 hour ago, Goofyboy said:

Did anyone here read Trump’s Agenda 47 a month or so ago? It looks like they completely scrapped what they had and have changed to a new platform with 20 points. Gone is the military exams for kids in public school and other insane shit.

I’m not imagining that it’s changed, right?

Project 2025 was going to be their agenda, until the whole "Weird" thing came along, people started reading about it, it polled horribly and they stopped talking about it and had the publisher delay the book's publishing. In its place they rushed out that one-pager.

I picture Mark Levin doing his radio show or sending that tweet and then walking into his locked room where he flogs himself with a belt. 

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1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Dumb son of a bitch

 



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Even in our dumbass state run by gergg, Wind and Solar is now almost 40% of our energy mix. 

23 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Dumb son of a bitch

 

 

26 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Dumb son of a bitch

 

He has consistently made comments like this for eight years. We do lots of "free ad for democrats" stuff, but they really should compile a collection of his utter nonsense into a "See?? The guy is a fucking lunatic and shouldn't be anywhere near any position of power" ad. Hell you could put together 10 of them. 

4 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

3) He can charge the campaign for the event space and catering

5 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

 

Translation:  we won't do a debate that isn't moderated by Newsmax or Fox with a full MAGA audience and zero fact checking.

 

 

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