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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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Counterpoint - they may have the vibes, currently, but she needs a positive message and to give reasons for "her" people to turn out and vote.

2 hours ago, MrBig said:

The Dems came up with the “weird” idea after one of their interns, who also happened to be a college football fan, asked Coach Walz what he thought of the aggy yell leaders.

”They’re weird.” Walz replied. “If I was coaching with those guys flailing around on the sideline, I’d worry my team wasn’t focused because they were distracted by making fun of them.”

In that moment, Walz had a revelation about the campaign. Trump was weird. Just as A&M had deployed male yell leaders to distract from their poor play on the field, Donald Trump had used weirdness to distract from his poor policies and multiple felony convictions. 

“It’s just a visceral feeling, you know? You see those guys pumping away and spinning around looking like weirdos and you’re like, what are we doing here? This is so weird. We just wanna play football.

“It’s the same feeling I get when Donald Trump speaks. He’s talking nonsense pumping up his crowd with lies and dancing around the real issues. The only difference is he’s not dressed like a milkman. Trying to defend Donald Trump is like trying to defend those yell leaders. It’s weird and unnecessary and there’s no place for that kind of behavior in our country.”

Is this real?  Doesn’t matter, I’m going to pretend it’s real either way. 

4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

 

Meanwhile, these look real.

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Swifties vs. Shitties

6 hours ago, bolverk said:

There's evil behind her innocent appearance.

In 2023, Harp joined Trump's 2024 presidential campaign. In 2024, The Bulwark reported, citing anonymous sources, that Harp was the staffer who had posted a video that included references to a "unified Reich" on Trump's Truth Social account.

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might be second behind luna on the hate fuck list.

7 minutes ago, elfenix said:

might be second behind luna on the hate fuck list.

Alina and Boebert are higher 

Just now, tx ind said:

Alina and Boebert are higher 

gotta mix up the blondes and brunettes like righties and lefties in the lineup

Well, after he loses the election she can just settle down with a nice man and have some babies.

With Steven Cheung, hopefully.
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2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Daaaaaammmmmmnnn. I really underestimated the upside to switching candidates. 

AZ also has a Senate race down ballot with that nutter Kari Lake running against Ruben Gallego

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7 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Did someone say "millions?"

 

 

That woman has what my New-Jersey-born wife calls a "Pennsylvania shovel-face."

9 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Daaaaaammmmmmnnn. I really underestimated the upside to switching candidates. 

I think it is more that the earlier AZ polls were complete bullshit. 

14 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Daaaaaammmmmmnnn. I really underestimated the upside to switching candidates. 

 

You ain't the only one.  

As I see it today:

Safe blue: 198
Safe red: 131

Likely blue: 27
Likely red: 88

Leans blue: 56 (MI, PA, WI, AZ, NE-02)
Leans red: 0

Tossup: 39 (NV, GA, NC)

And yes, that puts Harris at likely 281 today

38 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

So Lake is losing by tree fiddy?

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I really wish Bill and Hillary would just go away

37 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Daaaaaammmmmmnnn. I really underestimated the upside to switching candidates. 

We can't all be political masterminds. 

J/k. But the growing number of people who wanted to vote for almost literally anyone other than the two old dudes was palpable.

Mad props to those brave few who were pointing this out before the debate.

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4 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I really wish Bill and Hillary would just go away

I understand that, but doesn't Hilary deserve a "I told y'all" moment?   She was 100% correct about Trump and Trumpkins.

4 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

We can't all be political masterminds. 

J/k. But the growing number of people who wanted to vote for almost literally anyone other than the two old dudes was palpable.

Mad props to those brave few who were pointing this out before the debate.

Carville was leading the charge.  But, I hate for anybody involved with LSU to get any credit for anything. 

5 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

We can't all be political masterminds. 

J/k. But the growing number of people who wanted to vote for almost literally anyone other than the two old dudes was palpable.

Mad props to those brave few who were pointing this out before the debate.

Fuck, even Nimrata Haley said whoever jettisoned their geriatric candidate was going to win the election. Thank god the Dems aren’t a cult surrounding Biden and Biden is a patriot for stepping aside. 

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Fox News is about to lose it

 

1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:


Now all that’s left for the chef’s kiss is Swift publicly supporting Harris. 

She did not have a reason to support either side, from the normal business standpoint .  But now that Trump is lying about her support for Trump, she has a completely authentic reason to say - “no, I’m not” that is also a defense to her making the statement.  All she has to say is I did not want to become political or get involved until Trump lied about me supporting him.”

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2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

We're fucked y'all

 

Maybe this is the precursor to saying that JD and he do not have to debate - because the election is already over.

”Real polls” and all. 

Is it just me, or is this convention lineup really unimpressive? Not that I would have watched much to begin with, but I think the only ones I care about watching at this point are Walz and Harris.

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North Carolina:

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15 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I understand that, but doesn't Hilary deserve a "I told y'all" moment? 

No.

1 minute ago, Thrawn said:

Is it just me, or is this convention lineup really unimpressive? Not that I would have watched much to begin with, but I think the only ones I care about watching at this point are Walz and Harris.

Watch the Obama speech I posted. 

19 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I really wish Bill and Hillary would just go away

I find it interesting/funny that the Bidens and Obamas share the same nights but Bill & Hillary speak on opposite nights. 
 

16 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I understand that, but doesn't Hilary deserve a "I told y'all" moment?   She was 100% correct about Trump and Trumpkins.

Didn’t she have that opportunity in 2020?  I have no issue with her speaking and find it interesting that Kinzinger is. 

What a time to be alive

 

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1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

Daaaaaammmmmmnnn. I really underestimated the upside to switching candidates. 

At least some of the change in polls is almost certainly people who weren't answering polls before because they were depressed about Biden. (He was polling below what a generic Democratic candidate would poll.) Now there's excitement, and a belief Harris has a chance to win, and more people are responding.

 

6 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I find it interesting/funny that the Bidens and Obamas share the same nights but Bill & Hillary speak on opposite nights. 
 

Didn’t she have that opportunity in 2020?  I have no issue with her speaking and find it interesting that Kinzinger is. 

Kinzinger picked his lane awhile back and he’ll possibly lead the party after MAGA dies. He seems like a decent person and doesn’t support all the bullshit that has been going on.  He hates Trump and cares more about the country than party.

14 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

Is it just me, or is this convention lineup really unimpressive? Not that I would have watched much to begin with, but I think the only ones I care about watching at this point are Walz and Harris.


As opposed to Hulk Hogan and J.D. Vance?

15 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

Is it just me, or is this convention lineup really unimpressive? Not that I would have watched much to begin with, but I think the only ones I care about watching at this point are Walz and Harris.

Just you. 

Bill Clinton also has had some incredible speeches. Know he may be too old now but he was very relatable in the day

17 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

Is it just me, or is this convention lineup really unimpressive? Not that I would have watched much to begin with, but I think the only ones I care about watching at this point are Walz and Harris.

Unlike Chachi, Sorbo, Woods and Voight, the Left A-List celebrities still get work in Hollywood. 

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34 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I understand that, but doesn't Hilary deserve a "I told y'all" moment?   She was 100% correct about Trump and Trumpkins.

Carville was leading the charge.  But, I hate for anybody involved with LSU to get any credit for anything. 

Fuck that, Hillary deserves jack shit, her “deserving” is what allowed Trump to win. 

21 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

Is it just me, or is this convention lineup really unimpressive? Not that I would have watched much to begin with, but I think the only ones I care about watching at this point are Walz and Harris.

Three former and current presidents and at least one future one. Who would you add?

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31 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Fox News is about to lose it

 

 

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3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

They're masterful at this

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Bill Clinton also has had some incredible speeches. Know he may be too old now but he was very relatable in the day

He and Hillary might appeal to Clinton voter who got old (and stupid) and voted for Trump. Considering how many people voted for Bill, and how the boomer/x demographic breaks for Trumps, that may be a significant Venn diagram slice to mine.

And I am sure there will be great speeches from people not listed.
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She really has gotten A LOT better on the stump since 2020

 

16 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

 

19 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

They're masterful at this

If Pelosi was on the bus they'd have to pick up some Slim Jims.

Dont-Let-Anybody-Know-Where-You-Are-Pelo

 

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

I understand that, but doesn't Hilary deserve a "I told y'all" moment?   She was 100% correct about Trump and Trumpkins.

HIllary Clinton doesn't deserve shit.

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23 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

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Fucking hell. You can hear the coach, teacher, present parent in him clear as crystal. 
 

Imagine Vance or Trump trying to be 1/10th as authentic as Walz. 

1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I really wish Bill and Hillary would just go away

Having bill and hillary speak at the  DNC is the one of the few missteps I've seen out of the party. I'd much rather see that time used featuring promising younger dems that will shape the country in the years to come.  But as I said upthread, if we're gonna roll hillary out there, she better troll the living fuck out of trump. I'm talking "Trump wants to bang Ivanka with his tiny orange cheeto dick" level of trolling.

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