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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 minute ago, YChang said:

lol, trump ads in heavy rotation for the Clemson/Georgia game

About to post the same. I’ve noticed them on Fox too during WV/PSU on my other tv.

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Just now, LonghornSean said:

About to post the same. I’ve noticed them on Fox during WV/PSU too on my other tv.

They def have a profile they’re targeting. 

14 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

has trump ever cooked in his life ?

 

I guess a bathtub is acceptable if you don’t have a top loading washer 

 

Also smoked ham hocks not bacon

 

Otherwise it’s aight

12 hours ago, Da Fino said:

You dumb bastard. Didn’t you see him say that to a 3rd grader in 2017?

Honestly, the litany of stupid, racist, insane shit that Trump has done over the last 10 years has outpaced my ability to catalog them all.  I don't remember that incident.  Can you refresh my memory? 

15 minutes ago, YChang said:

lol, trump ads in heavy rotation for the Clemson/Georgia game

 

14 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

About to post the same. I’ve noticed them on Fox too during WV/PSU on my other tv.

I see that ad every other commercial break in Nevada during my work trips.  Thankful that we don’t get bludgeoned with political ads in California.  They are a beating.

11 minutes ago, immamac said:

Its really weird how they show Kamala attacking pricing being to high and then saying "bidenomics is working" its almost like a commercial for her instead of an attack ad lol

 

99% of their attack ads have just been positive commercials for Harris. 

They are too dumb to see this

2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This dude really hates women. 

 

The hilarious aspect of these guys is none of them are prototypical males or what you would think of as someone who embodies what it means to be a man. Vance, Charlie Kirk, Ben Shapiro, Friedo. I doubt any of them even know how to change a tire. 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

The hilarious aspect of these guys is none of them are prototypical males or what you would think of as someone who embodies what it means to be a man. Vance, Charlie Kirk, Ben Shapiro, Friedo. I doubt any of them even know how to change a tire. 

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I'd imagine he went to that Home Depot solely to buy something so he could own the libs. 

Just now, mdmost said:

I'd imagine he went to that Home Depot solely to buy something so he could own the libs. 

That's exactly what he did. And he bagged the lumber for some reason.

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

The hilarious aspect of these guys is none of them are prototypical males or what you would think of as someone who embodies what it means to be a man. Vance, Charlie Kirk, Ben Shapiro, Friedo. I doubt any of them even know how to change a tire. 

Twat double gloves it for golf... 

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15 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


It doesn’t matter. He hates furriners and non whites, and that’s enough for the people looking for a reason to vote for him.

It does matter because he's betting others are signed with this message...  We should be concerned, because he might be right.

The hilarious aspect of these guys is none of them are prototypical males or what you would think of as someone who embodies what it means to be a man. Vance, Charlie Kirk, Ben Shapiro, Friedo. I doubt any of them even know how to change a tire. 

A whole lot of this.

Shit, we should just challenge these choads to a “basic manhood test” competition.

Change a tire
Check and add oil
Load, fire, and break down a bolt-action rifle and a pump shotgun.
Install a ceiling fan
Retrieve something caught in a drain trap
Cook a steak
Hold a door open for someone else (will they do it?)
Bait a hook and cast a bait caster
Bring a woman to orgasm (that last part may be PPV, but for them, it should be aired on Comedy Central)
2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This dude really hates women. 

 

Man.... The first thought I have about this dude is something I shouldn't say because it would be inflammatory as fuck as it comes from a derogatory statement that generally refers to a group of people. I dont mean it that way, because it's just how the cliche was said during my lifetime.

So, if you know if any such statement, go with that and ascribe it to what Slacks thinks.

Then add "Pussy motherfucker" to either the beginning or the end.

Come fight me, JD.

12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


A whole lot of this.

Shit, we should just challenge these choads to a “basic manhood test” competition.

Change a tire
Check and add oil
Load, fire, and break down a bolt-action rifle and a pump shotgun.
Install a ceiling fan
Retrieve something caught in a drain trap
Cook a steak
Hold a door open for someone else (will they do it?)
Bait a hook and cast a bait caster
Bring a woman to orgasm (that last part may be PPV, but for them, it should be aired on Comedy Central)

Does paying someone to do it count?

1 minute ago, Slacks said:

Does paying someone to do it count?

He just sits in that hotel room chair and watches?

48 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

99% of their attack ads have just been positive commercials for Harris. 

They are too dumb to see this

Harris should embed their ad in one of hers with the tagline, “I’m Kamala Harris and I approve this message.”

4 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Does paying someone to do it count?

Are you familiar with the punch line to how many smu students does it take to change a light bulb?

One of the soldiers mother was on Smerconish earlier today defending this bloated pos. 

Does paying someone to do it count?

I mean, I’ve never met your wife, but fine…I’ll do the last task for tree fiddy.

Ha, finally saw a Harris ad during the game. Even the quality of her ad and the way it’s shot visually is way more optimistic/brighter. Talk about a contrast. 

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He was POTUS.  How does he not know the rules and regulations?

32 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Trump blames families, Biden administration for Arlington National Cemetery disaster.
 

 



 

I'd think the former Commander in Chief not knowing the "rules" at Arlington National Cemetery prohibit using it as a political prop would be a red flag.

But, here we are 

Rules?  What are these rules and regulations you speak of?  

1 hour ago, YChang said:

lol, trump ads in heavy rotation for the Clemson/Georgia game

 

I mean the majority of people who watch college football are White men. They aren’t reaching any new demographic.

I’ve seen a few Kamala ads during this Clemson/Georgia game

13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

He was POTUS.  How does he not know the rules and regulations?


I take it you haven’t met many narcissists

Plus, it's military related, he gives no fucks. 

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I mean the majority of people who watch college football are White men. They aren’t reaching any new demographic.

I’ve seen a few Kamala ads during this Clemson/Georgia game

Something to said for rallying your base to get them to the polls. Apathy is deadly.

The only thing I appreciate about the MAGA movement is the bigots have crawled out from under their rock and in the sunlight plainly for us to see. No longer hiding.

58 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

He just sits in that hotel room chair and watches?

AKA "The Falwell"

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Are you familiar with the punch line to how many smu students does it take to change a light bulb?

What's the punchline?

Q: How many Austinites does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 3. One to change the lightbulb. Two to talk about how great the old lightbulb was.

3 minutes ago, Bojack said:

What's the punchline?

Q: How many Austinites does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 3. One to change the lightbulb. Two to talk about how great the old lightbulb was.

3.  Two to mix the drinks and one to call his daddy. 

19 minutes ago, Js1 said:

@Tuco

 

I want to believe.   But, reading the link, it includes internet opt-in panels (rather than randomly selected), so big grain of salt.  Although the fact that the Senate and House race seem wild while the state-wide presidential race seems reasonable givex you some hope.  And Fischer is terrible.  I think she's been there 12 years and hasn't had a public event in Omaha.  She absolutely feeds into that rural vs. urban division.    

29 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I'd think the former Commander in Chief not knowing the "rules" at Arlington National Cemetery prohibit using it as a political prop would be a red flag.

But, here we are 

Even kindergartners know the first rule is to listen to the teacher.  Trump can't claim they didn't know the rules when Arlington staff tried to shut it down.  

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Trump blames families, Biden administration for Arlington National Cemetery disaster.
 

 



 

Who's going to explain to the "tough on crime" candidate that ignorance of the law is not an affirmative defense?

Do feel like a live in a different reality when I randomly read the comments from MAGA world. Are millions of Americans that fear that Kamala will drive us into communist bread lines. And think it's perfectly okay to say Kamala giving blowjobs was how she became the VP. Or because she didn't have kids it makes her lesser somehow.

Feel a mostly straight white community that are deathly afraid of becoming the minority.

gold star families, not good people ….

 

23 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This is exactly right. 

 

If mad scientists in a lab tried to engineer a candidate that would piss off as many women as possible, I'm not sure they could do a better job than this fucking guy.

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24 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This is exactly right. 

 

oh come ON

 

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2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

He was POTUS.  How does he not know the rules and regulations?

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1 hour ago, miguelito said:

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But Trump knows more about [Insert whatever topic he's bloviating about here\] than anyone else!

4 hours ago, chainsaw said:

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What's the story behind this? Ben tried to prove he's a man by buying a single board? And weirdly putting it in a bag?

2 minutes ago, LTbear said:

What's the story behind this? Ben tried to prove he's a man by buying a single board? And weirdly putting it in a bag?

That and he was showing support to the company because it did or said something anti-woke, so it was performative owning of the Libs

You notice that in all these podcasts where Vance is blathering on about gender roles, he's never talking to an actual woman?

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