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15 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Happy Ryan Gosling GIF by Warner Bros. Deutschland

Yeah, the Virginia Beach race I talked about, where Kiggans won by 10k, and IA-01, that the GOP won by 6 votes in 2020. 

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

A second Harris +3 poll has dropped 

NORTH CAROLINA: Harris 49%, Trump 46%, Stein 1%

GEORGIA: Trump 49%, Harris 45%, West 1%, De la Cruz 1%

https://poll.qu.edu/poll-release?releaseid=3904

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2 hours ago, Chopper said:

Diaper Don saw the Penzeys video, promptly shit his pants and began smashing all the herbs and spices in his kitchen against the wall. Fortunately for the cleaning staff his kitchen is only stocked with salt and vanilla. 

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He thinks ketchup is a spice.

What really gets him is he tells all those "A big burly man with tears in his eyes..." stories, but not once has anyone seen it since it's only in his imagination.

Kamala has unscripted genuine moments where people are excited to see her.  Trump is too bug of a baby, germaphobe, afraid of hugs, falling over because of lifts, or people smelling a soiled diaper.

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The fact that Trump is publicly saying he's going to prosecute al kinds of election officials, judges, donors, election workers, etc. for stealing the election means he believes he's already lost, and is laying the groundwork to once again tell everybody that the election was stolen from him, and it's not his fault.

Or just mock him for refusing the answer the question, say he's too scared to answer the question because he's afraid he'll upset MAGA - witness his trying to dance around abortion, which he knows is a losing issue for Republicans. 

a "you can't handle the truth" moment?

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7 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

a "you can't handle the truth" moment?

How about "Jesus, Donnie -- you couldn't tell the truth if Egypt paid you $10 million to do it.  So...what DID they pay you that $10 million for?"

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1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

TIL there's a song called "Redneck Woman."

Also, based on the lyrics does this qualify as "bra country"? 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll show myself out.

A guy whose daughter wears a triple D would probably know.

 

 

*I know that TriDelt is.

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Just now, safe sex said:

About fucking time

No fucking kidding.  FINALLY, they fucking address the insanely, ridiculously obvious - he's an unhinged demented addled psychopath.  Call it what it is, for fuck's sake.

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2 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Some of the shit I hear people quote out in the wild as truth makes so little sense and is EASILY proven false.

The republican nominee for Vice-President did that today.

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Anyone that listens to this 2 minutes of gibberish and doesn’t think he’s a raving lunatic should not be allowed to vote. It’s truly insane it’s close at all. 

 

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7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Anyone that listens to this 2 minutes of gibberish and doesn’t think he’s a raving lunatic should not be allowed to vote. It’s truly insane it’s close at all. 

 

This belongs on Side 1 of Trump’s Greatest Hits along with Shark v. Sinking Electric Boat Battery.  This is pure art.

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i have no idea, but i would assume something called the Economic Club of NY has a good number of educated, successful economists and financial specialists as members? so like... how are their eyes not rolling out the back of their head as he ties childcare costs to fucking tariffs?? 🤣😝

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5 hours ago, Red Five said:

Vance: "Migrants are eating cats and shit in Ohio! Where's our border czar????"

1) That's not happening and 2) she's not a border czar. Other than that, great job today, you fucking neanderthal. 

Insult to Neanderthals.

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4 hours ago, tbone_ said:


Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type
No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip
'Cause I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, "hey ya'll" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters
Out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice
Oh, but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy
Just as sexy as those models on TV
No, I don't need no designer tag
To make my man want me
You might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore
But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, "hey y'all" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters
Out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
And I say, "hey y'all" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me (Hell yeah)
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
I said hell yeah

You asshole, I JUST got it out of my head.

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19 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i have no idea, but i would assume something called the Economic Club of NY has a good number of educated, successful economists and financial specialists as members? so like... how are their eyes not rolling out the back of their head as he ties childcare costs to fucking tariffs?? 🤣😝

They actually clapped at the end of that.  They don’t care what he says as long as he cuts rich peoples taxes or corporate taxes to help their companies bottom line.  Fuck everyone and everything else is their attitude.  

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1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

They actually clapped at the end of that.  They don’t care what he says as long as he cuts rich peoples taxes or corporate taxes to help their companies bottom line.  Fuck everyone and everything else is their attitude.  

Right.  He’s their useful idiot.  

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1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

Kamala has unscripted genuine moments where people are excited to see her.  Trump is too bug of a baby, germaphobe, afraid of hugs, falling over because of lifts, or people smelling a soiled diaper.

Yeah, but it’s not like she just showed up at Penzey’s to everyone’s surprise. A competent campaign has an advance team that scouts locations and does the groundwork before the candidate shows up. Vance obviously doesn’t have that. But Kamala knew she was walking into a friendly room and they knew she was coming. The camera crew was already set up inside before she entered the store so she wasn’t sneaking up on anyone. I believe that woman’s tears were real but there is some planning to all of those kinds of appearances if they’re executed properly. Not scripting, per se, but not purely improvised either. 

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5 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

They actually clapped at the end of that.  They don’t care what he says as long as he cuts rich peoples taxes or corporate taxes to help their companies bottom line.  Fuck everyone and everything else is their attitude.  

Yep. He threw in the “Make America great again” applause line and they dutifully responded like Pavlovian dogs. Some of them probably barely paid attention to his answer and came away thinking his answer made perfect sense.

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4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Yep. He threw in the “Make America great again” applause line and they dutifully responded like Pavlovian dogs. Some of them probably barely paid attention to his answer and came away thinking his answer made perfect sense.

Finance ghouls already know Trump knows less than nothing about the economy and the reason they don't care is because he's not actually going to do any work. He's just going to rubber stamp the appointment of a pre-vetted finance ghoul who's going to do whatever the ruling class wants, with absolutely no supervision from Trump. Think of the economic club as a bunch of high school students who only want to have fun and Trump is the substitute teacher who gives no fucks what they do. The rules are made-up and the points don't matter.

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/rant: Lord, why can't we just run roughshod over these fucking morons on Nov 5th?  Like Billy Pittman catching that TD just before half of the 2005 OU game or 49-0 or 70-3, just one soul crushing loss for them and orgasmic win for us.  Is that too much to ask? /rant

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1 hour ago, HOOKEM4 said:

The fact that these polls aren't way more lopsided is absurd. People flat aren't listening to anything he is saying and are just on a team.

I don't think a lot of the polls are as favorable to Trump as they are being made out to be.  Look at the Trumpkins in your life - if they are anything like the ones in my life, they are not that enthusiastic for him these days, unlike in 2016 and especially in 2020.

I'm still not seeing a lot of Trump signs, flags, and bumper stickers from 2024 either. They aren't going to vote for Harris, but I think a lot of them won't bother showing up at all, and it's not helped by the fact that as we speak, he is promoting the idea that it will be stolen from him, which can further depress turnout ("they stole it in 2020 and he's says they are stealing it again, why bother voting?").  

We can argue whether he actually believes that the election will be stolen or is just grifting off of it, but I think that he's recently been shown internal numbers that show he is going to lose bigly and so he's ramped up his rhetoric about the election being stolen and him arresting people who steal the election (hint: If the election is stolen, he won't be in office to arrest anybody, even if he could).

 

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On 9/7/2024 at 5:50 PM, Chopper said:

Kamala Harris walked into Pittsburgh's Penzeys Spices on Saturday

 

"Hi, I'm Kamala Harris.  I'm running for Vice President.  How long have you worked here?  That's great.  Can I get some spices?"

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Maybe it’s the durability of a flag, or people doing smarter ways of supporting a candidate, but I just drove 30 hours from San Diego to Chicago and only recall seeing 3 Trump signs. I get it’s all highway and not populated neighborhoods, but I thought for sure I’d see more through the never ending cornfields in Nebraska Iowa and rural Illinois.

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On 9/7/2024 at 3:50 PM, Chopper said:

Kamala Harris walked into Pittsburgh's Penzeys Spices on Saturday

 

These people have the best polls I feel so much better that she is that secretly confident.

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Posted
21 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Good start.

Every single one of those subjects will come up tomorrow. I would think she's going to make all of the above points and direct people where to go to verify her statements. 

But...probably not.

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1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Yep. He threw in the “Make America great again” applause line and they dutifully responded like Pavlovian dogs. Some of them probably barely paid attention to his answer and came away thinking his answer made perfect sense.

 

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36 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

"Hi, I'm Kamala Harris.  I'm running for Vice President.  How long have you worked here?  That's great.  Can I get some spices?"

Spice lady: "Sure, what kind would you like."

Kamala: "__________________"

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