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7 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I thought “kitty” refers to pussy….why didn’t they just say that….oh wait, nobody wants to eat less!

Michael Douglas?

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Posted
6 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Should Kamala accept if Trump stipulates that it has to be on Fox?

Honestly, yes. I’m sure she has plenty of experience dealing with hostile judges as well 

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7 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Should Kamala accept if Trump stipulates that it has to be on Fox?

 

24 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Honestly, yes. I’m sure she has plenty of experience dealing with hostile judges as well 

If he needs the debate, it won’t be on fox. She’ll have all the power if he’s behind. 

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Just now, Hookah Horns said:

I just can't get over the fact that someone was trying to conjure up some effective racist/xenophobic bullshit and settled on Haitians eating pets in Springfield, Ohio.  

The campaign really had to workshop that one.

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The father of an 11-year-old Ohio boy who was killed last year when a minivan driven by a Haitian immigrant struck his school bus said Tuesday that Donald Trump and JD Vance were “morally bankrupt politicians” who were using his dead son as a political tool. 

Nathan Clark, of Springfield, denounced the Republican presidential ticket and asked Trump and Vance to apologize in an impassioned speech before the City Commission after Vance, the Republican nominee for vice president, mentioned the death of Clark’s son Aiden as a reason to oppose Haitian immigration.

“Using Aiden as a political tool is, to say the least, reprehensible for any political purpose,” Clark said during the commission’s public comment period, according to a livestream of the meeting. 

“This needs to stop now,” he added. “I will listen to them one more time to hear their apologies.” 
 

 

predictably - the campus responded by ignoring thar and saying Harris owes the family an apology 

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Posted
7 hours ago, Chopper said:

Nate Silver says if you watched with the sound off, Trump's performance was better. And he was serious.

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Stature gap? Is this guy on acid? They were on opposite ends of a stage and shown in split screen...what the fuck is he even talking about?? 

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8 hours ago, Slacks said:

I don't believe it. I believe the Internet may have said it, but I didn't believe serious adults are running with Haitians in Ohio are eating cats. No. 

So, let's say people were eating cats or whatever...  Do they declare their nationality before eating these cats? 

I am from that area. I have family in that area. Now I gotta go figure out who might or might not be eating cat?

And what does this have to do with an election?

I was called lame yesterday... Today, we're taking about voodoo cat eaters in the suburbs of Dayton Ohio... And y'all are trying to tell me I shouldn't be concerned! 

Never ever ever have any of you ever thought, ever. "this election will come down to believers vs non believers... About stories of cat eaters in fucking Ohio."

I didn't even know where to run away to.

Haitians eating cats as a platform? 

This is not real. 

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10 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

I just can't get over the fact that someone was trying to conjure up some effective racist/xenophobic bullshit and settled on Haitians eating pets in Springfield, Ohio.  

It's a playbook that goes back to Birth of a Nation. Make up a scary black person that's invading your area and taking things from you like your jobs, your women, and your animals. It's strictly an appeal to fear using racism. People need to call it what it is. Straight f'ing racism. 

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LMAO putting Couch Fucker at #1.  Legit the Palin moment for Trump, and god damn, Tim Walz is going to eat that dude's lunch in 3 weeks, then give him a hug and take him out for ice cream after and have a talk with him about being a real man. 

 

 

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11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

LMAO putting Couch Fucker at #1.  Legit the Palin moment for Trump, and god damn, Tim Walz is going to eat that dude's lunch in 3 weeks, then give him a hug and take him out for ice cream after and have a talk with him about being a real man. 

 

 

Yeah but Trump is taller.

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Hope I'm wrong, but he's going to grow increasingly desperate in the coming weeks and, facing the prospect of having to face the consequences of his multiple criminal cases over the next four years, is going to start suggesting that it would be horrible if someone shot Kamala.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Yeah but Trump is taller.

"Watch the debate on mute," says Silver

And learn what??? Actually a bit curious how the transcriber for closed captioning would handle Trump's word salad.

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Totals. Trump spoke for about five minutes more and spoke a lot more often. Five minutes is kind of significant when they’re often given 1 minute to speak and Kamala got cut off multiple times. Trump has no basis for complaining that the moderators were unfair. They fact-checked him 3 times. He lied WAY more than that.

 

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It was interesting to me to see DJT stock edge up leading into the debate last night.  If you did not know this already DJT is Trump medias platform.  Where folks give personal donations to Trump by investing in an absolutely worthless stock to show their support for Donald.

It's down 15% pre-market.  Even those donating to the dear leader realize there is a big brown stain on the back of little Donnie's pants this morning.  And better to lose more than half you money as a donation to a loser, than lose all your monety as a donation to a loser.

DJT stock price as predictor of Trump success

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12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

the audience should be all haitians …..

 

Well, looks like they're going to have to shift back to the classics ...

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Oh, and T&P for this guy after pointing out that the historical citizenry of his town are lazy ass pill poppers / methheads.

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22 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Debates are not actually debates. They're more like stock shows. Whoever looks most presidential wins. Literally nothing else matters. Least of all, the facts.

 

The night after the stock showdebate, the consensus is:

Kamala looked more presidential. Trump looked like a clown.

Why?

Spoiler

Kamala looked more presidential because she is more presidential.

Trump looked like a clown because he is a clown.

That's really all there is to it.

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1 minute ago, Gap03 said:

Well, looks like they're going to have to shift back to the classics ...

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Oh, and T&P for this guy after pointing out that the historical citizenry of his town are lazy ass pill poppers / methheads.

Those damn Haitians are taking the dog and cat eating jobs away from real Americans, like RFK! 

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9 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Totals. Trump spoke for about five minutes more and spoke a lot more often. Five minutes is kind of significant when they’re often given 1 minute to speak and Kamala got cut off multiple times. Trump has no basis for complaining that the moderators were unfair. They fact-checked him 3 times. He lied WAY more than that.

 

Good find.  He totally overtalked everyone and they never cut him off.  Then again, her strategy was to just let him talk.  He fought for the mikes to be muted and after a few minutes, they weren't.  She realized the more he talks, the better.

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I said she should agree to a Fox debate, but no, she should not ever agree to one moderated by Hannity, Horse Face or the Closet Gay. 

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I said she should agree to a Fox debate, but no, she should not ever agree to one moderated by Hannity, Horse Face or the Closet Gay. 

No fucking way. Can you imagine the “fact checking” cryons they would employ? All she has to say is that she’s not appearing on a network that admitted in open court that they do not consider themselves journalists and had to pay almost a billion dollars in defamation settlements. Anyone who says they won’t vote for her because of that wasn’t voting for her anyway.

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Just now, 'stache said:

No fucking way. Can you imagine the “fact checking” cryons they would employ? All she has to say is that she’s not appearing on a network that admitted in open court that they do not consider themselves journalists and had to pay almost a billion dollars in defamation settlements. Anyone who says they won’t vote for her because of that wasn’t voting for her anyway.

If the agreement with Baier or Hume or MacCallum, it would be different.  

But at no point should anyone agree to debate a Republican with their cheerleader moderating it.  Baier, Hume, MacCallum are actually competent people, even though they work for Fox News.  Baier being a former WH Correspondent, Hume was with ABC for 23 years and MacCallum has a ton of town halls and debates under her belt. 

There is not going to be another debate though.  This is just Trump posturing and trying to look like he didn't just get his ass beat by a black woman.

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3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

If the agreement with Baier or Hume or MacCallum, it would be different.  

But at no point should anyone agree to debate a Republican with their cheerleader moderating it.  Baier, Hume, MacCallum are actually competent people, even though they work for Fox News.  Baier being a former WH Correspondent, Hume was with ABC for 23 years and MacCallum has a ton of town halls and debates under her belt. 

There is not going to be another debate though.  This is just Trump posturing and trying to look like he didn't just get his ass beat by a black woman.

Uhhh, on Hume ...

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Dude has serious brainworms these days.

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Just now, Gap03 said:

Uhhh, on Hume ...

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Dude has serious brainworms these days.

Okay, maybe not Hume.  I forgot he called Biden senile and criticized him for wearing a mask in 2020. 

Posted
9 hours ago, Chopper said:

Nate Silver says if you watched with the sound off, Trump's performance was better. And he was serious.

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Nate Silver reminds me of Ian Boyd.

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Posted
9 hours ago, Chopper said:

Nate Silver says if you watched with the sound off, Trump's performance was better. And he was serious.

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"11.  Plus, when you watch the debate with the sound off, you will undoubtedly note that she is brown.  It also helps if you play some ebonics videos from YouTube in the background to reinforce that she is, in fact, brown / black.  By that measure, Trump's performance in the debate should resonate with the rural white male voters."

/Nate Silver  

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He's actually crying.

Trump on Fox & Friends this morning threatens ABC: "They're a news organization. They have to be licensed to do it. They ought to take away their license for the way they did that."

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

God it can't get to Texas soon enough.  I cannot WAIT to vote against that motherfucker AGAIN.  This needs to be it.  This has to be the last gasp.  He needs to be gone forever.

8 more weeks of him in the spotlight and us having to worry about him, followed by 12 weeks of him trying to overturn the election (assuming he loses).  So we have at minimum another 20 weeks of having that piece of shit at the center of American politics.

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20 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Possibly interesting data point from the WP:

After Taylor Swift endorsed Harris, encouraging her fans to register to vote, Google recorded a surge in people wanting to register to vote. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/09/11/taylor-swift-endorses-searches-voter-registration-jump/

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Some Assistant Attorney General in Paxton’s office just got tasked with how to get a search warrant for Taylor Swift’s home.

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Posted
13 minutes ago, Chopper said:

This is great.

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Imagine being one of her kids and seeing that face when you get home from school or try to tell a lie when busted for staying out later than allowed.

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1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Imagine being one of her kids and seeing that face when you get home from school or try to tell a lie when busted for staying out later than allowed.

Doug’s kids were much older when she married him. Like 15 and 20. I’m sure Ella has seen it lol

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This whole thing with Haitians eating cats -- they're trying to make it their own couch fucking moment on the internet, but they can't make it work because they're

...wait for it...

Spoiler

weird.

 

What makes the Vance couch fucking thing work (even though it's played out now) is the absolute absurdity of it it. A) There are no victims except for the butt of the joke, Vance; B) It's objectively funny picturing a recently post-pubescent, sweaty teenage Vance desperately trying to get his nut with a couch; and C) No one of any stature in the party actually tried to convince anyone it was a true story -- just a wink and a nod to the joke.

These fucking psychos run with some shit where A) There would be real victims like Mr. Whiskers, Fluffy, and Sir Meowsalot; B) The purported perpetrators are an underprivileged minority group, allowing Trump/Vance to punch down on an out-group; C) The "joke" gives license to the Cult to go out and hunt down immigrants as if they were a threat; and D) That interview with Vance and Trump's comments in the debate aren't sly little references to the joke. They're talking about it as if it were really happening as if they actually believed the bullshit story which, either way, reveals how disturbingly weird these fuckers are.

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