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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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Haven’t checked the CC thread on this board in a while, so not sure what surly CC fans feel. It was clear some where supporting here just because they considered her the one athlete who was White, right wing/turnip leaning so they could root for her

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Cool. Totally not terrifying.

On 9/10/2024 at 10:10 PM, Surly Bevo said:

But he's got HULK HOGAN and that one old country chick whose name I can't remember at the moment.

Watching the news last night they were discussing the issue of celebrity endorsements following Taylor Swift's post.  They commented that the Democrats have Swift but Republicans have their own celebrities and, indeed, they used Hulk Hogan and Kid Rock as their examples.  

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5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Lmao. Election is in like 7 weeks.

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Haven’t checked the CC thread on this board in a while, so not sure what surly CC fans feel. It was clear some where supporting here just because they considered her the one athlete who was White, right wing/turnip leaning so they could root for her

 

 

White people who only like Clark because she's also white are upset.

50 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

JD Vance is a fucking idiot

It says a lot that their racism and sexism isn't even their worst quality.

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3 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Lmao. Election is in like 7 weeks.

These evil fucks are playing the long game.

People who actually love this country should do so too.  Not just by opposing everything these fucking psychotic evil shitbags do, but my going after them and their money, personally, in every permissible way.  RUIN THEM.  RUIN THEM ALL.  They are waging war against our country.  You don't just repel an attack.  You counter-attack them where they stand, where they are based from.  You take out their financial support.  You level it.  All of it.  Then you fucking make the rubble bounce, just to be sure.

9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Haven’t checked the CC thread on this board in a while, so not sure what surly CC fans feel. It was clear some where supporting here just because they considered her the one athlete who was White, right wing/turnip leaning so they could root for her

 

 

Never got the sense she was maga or maga adjacent. Speculation because she's from Iowa? Pretty sure nearly 100% of the misogonists who constantly feel the need to mock her and the WNBA are maga types. Like Swift, no loss of fandom, because there is no overlap.

11 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Haven’t checked the CC thread on this board in a while, so not sure what surly CC fans feel. It was clear some where supporting here just because they considered her the one athlete who was White, right wing/turnip leaning so they could root for her

 

 

 

At least they're not threatening to rape her or kill her family/ Art Acevedo

 

 

14 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Never got the sense she was maga or maga adjacent. Speculation because she's from Iowa? Pretty sure nearly 100% of the misogonists who constantly feel the need to mock her and the WNBA are maga types. Like Swift, no loss of fandom, because there is no overlap.

Because she's white and from Iowa. 

48 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

A cat man?  Progressive as all hell.  

That one is a juggling dog.

This is a cat and a genuine Bush original:
 

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Because she's white and from Iowa. 

And occasionally mentions God. For MAGA, that's good enough to throw all of their hopes and dreams of a Trumper real celebrity onto her. Aaron Rodgers isn't good enough at his sport anymore.

Just now, aggie08 said:

And occasionally mentions God. For MAGA, that's good enough to throw all of their hopes and dreams of a Trumper real celebrity onto her. Aaron Rodgers isn't good enough at his sport anymore.

It's no different than Swift pre-2018 - correct demographic, right part of the country; therefore, she's one of us!

29 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Cool. Totally not terrifying.

Leo is one of the most psychotic motherfuckers of all time

Just wait til JD gets wind of this atrocity!

 

4 minutes ago, G650 said:

Leo is one of the most psychotic motherfuckers of all time

He's every bit the villain they claim Soros is. And for every Leo or Tim Dunn there's another 100 of these ghouls that we've never heard of who are bankrolling Christian nationalist zealots.

How many divisive twitter/fb responses are really just Russian bots?

1 minute ago, Nuge said:

How many divisive twitter/fb responses are really just Russian bots?

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This potential shutdown is literally so stupid by the GOP - 

You really want to shut down the government and put people out of work/ on furlough right when EV opens in a lot of states? 

 

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Young women will save us: https://news.gallup.com/poll/649826/exploring-young-women-leftward-expansion.aspx

Record 40% of 18-29 year old women identity as Liberal politically.

Among 18-29 year old women:

74% say that we need stronger restrictions on guns

60% say that abortion should be legal in MOST or ALL circumstances 

80% believe that the US needs to be stronger on the environment.

78% say that the environment is more important then the economy

86% say that climate change is human made.

6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

This potential shutdown is literally so stupid by the GOP - 

You really want to shut down the government and put people out of work/ on furlough right when EV opens in a lot of states? 

 

It has backfired every time they've done it, but I'm sure this time will be different!

47 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Never got the sense she was maga or maga adjacent. Speculation because she's from Iowa? Pretty sure nearly 100% of the misogonists who constantly feel the need to mock her and the WNBA are maga types. Like Swift, no loss of fandom, because there is no overlap.

This.  It never crossed my mind that anything about CC was "MAGA".  Agreed a massive stretch that she is losing any material chunk of her fanbase.  Not to mention her interview after liking the tweet was the typical athlete PC response that doesn't want to get drug into the political nonsense (which I completely respect)

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Politics is about making unlikely coalitions to win. Don’t we make fun of the far left who demand only pure voting blocs and that’s why they lose? 

I mean, I get it. I'll gladly take Dick's daughter. I'll welcome W is he ever grew a pair. But, before Trump, the answer to the question, "Who is the most reprehensible politician in recent memory?" was Dick Cheney. And then Dick Cheney a second time. I want to meet the person who's still defending that administration in 2024 that needs Dick Cheney's permission to jump over to the Democratic ticket for a black female. 

But I admittedly know shit about fuck, so the more the merrier.

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2 hours ago, Zonahorn said:

JD Vance is a fucking idiot

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Reuters/IPSOS

Harris 47, Trump 42. +1 from their late August poll 

Won the debate by a 53-24 margin 

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Won the debate by a 53-24 margin 

All gas no brakes

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6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Reuters/IPSOS

Harris 47, Trump 42. +1 from their late August poll 

Won the debate by a 53-24 margin 

23% of people watched the debate and were like, "hmm, feels like a tie"?

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2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Just slap em on the back and complement them for coming around.  
 

After some serious ribbing.  

I mean I have an MAGA acquaintence and he is so far gone that I only call him an idiot/moron 30 times a day without bothering to read the drivel, if he ever turned to the light I would legit freak out and question myself, because he is that stupid, Laura Loomer level of stupid.

2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

23% of people watched the debate and were like, "hmm, feels like a tie"?

Probably too busy jacking it to the debate to make up their mind in places where it's harder to get on pornhub.

50 minutes ago, Skipper said:

This.  It never crossed my mind that anything about CC was "MAGA".  Agreed a massive stretch that she is losing any material chunk of her fanbase.  Not to mention her interview after liking the tweet was the typical athlete PC response that doesn't want to get drug into the political nonsense (which I completely respect)

Her audience is insanely MAGA, like literally the only reason they watch the WNBA is to make the woke crowd cry.

Just now, Frank The Tank said:

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This went up in my neighborhood this morning. Insane. 

Conceding that your presidential candidate lacks any morality is certainly a strategy 

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Politics is about making unlikely coalitions to win. Don’t we make fun of the far left who demand only pure voting blocs and that’s why they lose? 

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

1 minute ago, linux said:

Her audience is insanely MAGA, like literally the only reason they watch the WNBA is to make the woke crowd cry.

Which puts an insane amount of undo pressure on her. She never asked to be their poster child female athlete. But she's so big now that trying to distance herself from them would cause backlash.

2 minutes ago, linux said:

Her audience is insanely MAGA, like literally the only reason they watch the WNBA is to make the woke crowd cry.

Your algorithm may be telling you that and maybe the Clay Travis douchebag's of the world post her clips, but I seriously doubt a bunch of "MAGA" are attending and/or watching a lot of women's basketball LOL.

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Which puts an insane amount of undo pressure on her. She never asked to be their poster child female athlete. But she's so big now that trying to distance herself from them would cause backlash.

I know it is a different party and different time and I think MJ backs Harris (although he could do more even Chuck could) but the whole "Republicans buy sneakers too" remark really really gave them orgasms. Pure insecurity squared. They wanted the same from the female Jordan.

2 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Your algorithm may be telling you that and maybe the Clay Travis douchebag's of the world post her clips, but I seriously doubt a bunch of "MAGA" are attending and/or watching a lot of women's basketball LOL.

Well, of course they aren't actually watching or giving money to the league. But they're HUGE fans nonetheless. linux's post should have read "the only reason they acknowledge the WNBA's existence other than to make the same tired jokes is..."

11 minutes ago, Frank The Tank said:

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This went up in my neighborhood this morning. Insane. 

"Merit" lol

5 minutes ago, linux said:

I know it is a different party and different time and I think MJ backs Harris (although he could do more even Chuck could) but the whole "Republicans buy sneakers too" remark really really gave them orgasms. Pure insecurity squared. They wanted the same from the female Jordan.

Nah. They only want you to be apolitical if you're a liberal. They want conservative athletes and entertainers to be God, guns, and anti-woke every time they open their mouths. 

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

It's something I see from every Trumper. "Well Hillary/Biden/Harris whoever once got a parking ticket or something in 1988 so I have no choice but to vote for Trump."

It's fucking insane, obviously. 

And from the mainstream media: "Trump only has the concept of a plan after 8 years of empty promises, but Harris failed to cover how left-handed dentists in Muskogee will use exclusively right-handed drill bits in subsection B, paragraph 3 of her health care plan!"

2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Nah. They only want you to be apolitical if you're a liberal. They want conservative athletes and entertainers to be God, guns, and anti-woke every time they open their mouths. 

They loved Tim Tebow and didn't love Aaron Rodgers until publicly outed himself as insane

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Willie Nelson said, "There are two kinds of men in this world, those who have a crush on Linda Ronstadt and those who have never heard of her."

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Yep.

Also, all this talk about Arby's is making me hungry AND horny. Y'all can have all the meatless burger bun pussy lips y'all want. Best pussy I ever fucked or sucked had just big ol meat curtains danglin', and second place was mighty distant and now I can't do anything less.

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That one is a juggling dog.

This is a cat and a genuine Bush original:
 

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That looks like Socks, the Clintons' cat!

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A second Harris +5 poll has just hit the US, sir.

Morning Consult - Harris 50, Trump 45

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Young women will save us: https://news.gallup.com/poll/649826/exploring-young-women-leftward-expansion.aspx

Record 40% of 18-29 year old women identity as Liberal politically.

Among 18-29 year old women:

74% say that we need stronger restrictions on guns

60% say that abortion should be legal in MOST or ALL circumstances 

80% believe that the US needs to be stronger on the environment.

78% say that the environment is more important then the economy

86% say that climate change is human made.

I would've thought that line would be higher.

29 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Your algorithm may be telling you that and maybe the Clay Travis douchebag's of the world post her clips, but I seriously doubt a bunch of "MAGA" are attending and/or watching a lot of women's basketball LOL.

I have no experience beyond a lot of UT women's games, but if that's a representative crowd, I'm gonna guess 10% MAGA at most.

7 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

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The only reason they showed up early was to collect overtime.

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The beautiful part of this Loomer situation is: 

1. If Trump keeps her around, it will be very bad for his campaign. Her rhetoric is horrific even by MAGA standards and I'm sure there is plenty of oppo if journalists are willing to dig. She is the ultimate flying monkey for a narcissist like Trump, so I can see him sticking with her. 

2. If Trump dumps Loomer, that is very risky as well. She is clearly a psychopath and a total wild card. She could air all his dirty laundry if she feels like she got fucked over. 

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