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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

We will soon get all the answers:

 

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Trump's a hero because he gets shot at. I like Presidential candidates that aren't shot at. 

 

 

Man, I'd like to kick that cunt in her pussy.

 

 

Please note: I am not advocating violence against women in any way, shape, or form.  Most of my favorite people are women.  Laura Loomer is a demon.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Man, I'd like to kick that cunt in her pussy.

 

 

Please note: I am not advocating violence against women in any way, shape, or form.  Most of my favorite people are women.  Laura Loomer is a demon.

Cunt punt is absolutely deserved for that piece of shit 

25 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Boy, I was in love with Gillian Anderson back in the day.

Still do, but I used to to, too.

Just now, immamac said:

AK-47 guy take any shots or just SS shooting? 

Last I saw, SS spotted him, fired at him, and he tried to flee by car

Seems he was a very pro-Ukraine guy otherwise he would have been the archetypal RFK Jr supporter

6 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Trump's a hero because he gets shot at. I like Presidential candidates that aren't shot at. 

 

 

Shot at like a dog.

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6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Man, I'd like to kick that cunt in her pussy.

 

 

Please note: I am not advocating violence against women in any way, shape, or form.  Most of my favorite people are women.  Laura Loomer is a demon.

You might lose a shoe if you do.

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

What possible scandal could bring Trump down?  We all know his base will vote for him even if he brought a donkey up on stage at a rally and fucked it.

He fucks the livestock, just like us!

Today’s secret service doesn’t exactly appear to be a crack squad. 

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16 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Man, I'd like to kick that cunt in her pussy.

 

 

Please note: I am not advocating violence against women in any way, shape, or form.  Most of my favorite people are women.  Laura Loomer is a demon.

But I understand. 

1 minute ago, Frank The Tank said:

Today’s secret service doesn’t exactly appear to be a crack squad. 

Don’t forget Trump handpicked his detail after he left office. So that shouldn’t be a surprise

4 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

He fucks the livestock, just like us!

Baaaah means no.

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Don’t forget Trump handpicked his detail after he left office. So that shouldn’t be a surprise

Sir, we’re tanking in the polls. 
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Hey! I know! Let’s fake another assassination attempt! Yeah that’s the ticket. 

I’m starting to think the October surprise in this election cycle will be the lack of an assassination attempt.

16 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Don’t forget Trump handpicked his detail after he left office. So that shouldn’t be a surprise

The best people 

1 hour ago, wood said:

Wow. This dude has aggy writing his s/m posts for him?

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4 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

7 weeks to go, key dates for things that could change the outcome:

9/17: Fed meets on Sep 17-18; their announcement about rate changes could have dramatic impact on the stock market and sentiment toward Harris.

9/20: Early voting begins; exit polling and other insights might start showing up.

10/1: VP debate; for now it looks quite likely that Walz/Harris will receive another bump, but a major snafu could erode their momentum.

10/4: Sept jobs report released

10/10: Sept inflation report released

11/5: Election Day 

Unscheduled or unknown events that could change things:

Assassinations and assassination attempts

Health problems for either candidate or their running mates 

Scandals (affairs, etc.)

Developments in Ukraine/Israel wars

Significant stories involving illegal immigrants


I think there’s more downside for Trump in the unknowns than for Harris.  I think Trump is more likely to get killed, have healthy problems, or have a scandal.  Harris is more vulnerable to negative outcomes related to stories on the economy, Ukraine/Israel, and immigration, but I think it’s limited.  I don’t think the majority of Americans actually would prefer Trump to handle something like the aftermath of Putin firing off a nuke, or Iran escalating with the Israelies.  Interestingly, it doesn’t look like the actual crimes that Trump has been indicted for are going to have any material impact on the election; that’s insane to me.

You forgot 9/26 the Jan 6th previously redacted portion of the indictment becomes public.  

So pro-Ukraine, Niki/Vivek supporter, has an AK (on a day Trump talked specifically about AK's, but the Supreme kind), can take the shot, and doesn't?

Nah, that's not odd.

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As a point of personal policy, I now steer well clear of anyone decked out head to toe in American flag gear, just like people loudly speaking or singing to Jesus.  

8 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

So pro-Ukraine, Niki/Vivek supporter, has an AK (on a day Trump talked specifically about AK's, but the Supreme kind), can take the shot, and doesn't?

Nah, that's not odd.

He didn’t have a shot.  He was 500 yards or more away and in the trees. No way he had a good, clear shot. 

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I have a concept of thoughts and prayers.  

13 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

So pro-Ukraine, Niki/Vivek supporter, has an AK (on a day Trump talked specifically about AK's, but the Supreme kind), can take the shot, and doesn't?

Nah, that's not odd.

The rest of the GOP trying to take Trump out would actually make sense. 

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5 minutes ago, Homercles said:

I have a concept of thoughts and prayers.  

Thoughts, prayers, whatever makes sense.

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He didn’t have a shot.  He was 500 yards or more away and in the trees. No way he had a good, clear shot. 

Maybe he was collecting Trump golf balls.

7 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Maybe he was collecting Trump golf balls.

Yeah. Probably just had the gun in case of an alligator or feral hogs.

16 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

The rest of the GOP trying to take Trump out would actually make sense. 

They could just not vote for him. 

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

We will soon get all the answers:

 

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30 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He didn’t have a shot.  He was 500 yards or more away and in the trees. No way he had a good, clear shot. 

I did not say he would hit him. I said he had a shot. What was he doing? Again, this gets odder.

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47 minutes ago, Homercles said:

I have a concept of thoughts and prayers.  

Dude I am using this for every mass shouting going forward. 

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Mass shouting is great. Leaving it.

He was probably waiting for Trump to reach a particular green or something but was discovered first.

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His account is unsurprisingly suspended.

 

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1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Dude I am using this for every mass shouting going forward. 


 

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23 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

Yeah. Probably just had the gun in case of an alligator or feral hogs.

Kat Commack is a Fla Rep. 

3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Sounds like a job for one Jared Moskowitz. 

15 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I did not say he would hit him. I said he had a shot. What was he doing? Again, this gets odder.

Being a crazy person?

It's kinda a full time gig.

Lol did Trump really call Nicky Jam “her” yesterday and say she’s hot?

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4 hours ago, Goofyboy said:

Isn’t Florida an open carry state? The Secret Service just shot at a citizen that wasn’t breaking any laws.

Probably a golfer looking for his ball…got shot at and hurried off…he always totes an AR for protection….cause he can.

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5 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

I think Trump is more likely to get killed, have healthy problems, or have a scandal.  

This is actually kind of humorous.  At this point what could Trump do that would be scandalous?  Maybe have the SS open the door to The Beast and there's Jigsaw chomping down on the The Mushroom?  That's about all that's left.  I mean, a week ago he took a $10 million bribe from the Egyptians and that didn't move the needle at all.  (Menendez is a piker by comparison and he'll probably do real time in the slammer).

Harris/Walz could have a scandal, I guess.  She could put on a tan pantsuit and inaccurately quote the rate of inflation during Eisenhower's last year in office.  Walz could spec the wrong wattage of headlamp for a 2019 Ford Focus and cause burned out headlamps across the upper Midwest.  

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