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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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15 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

And the guy is actually filleting fish.

Aside from what is he cutting, is there any evidence presented that he is Haitian, that this is in Springfield, that this is recent, or that this isn’t staged?  No?

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1 minute ago, Stros121 said:

I posted to find out what it was mostly. There is no other place to post this other than this shit hole of a thread. Stop being so sensitive. Do you think I’m trying to change someone’s vote in your safe space? Piss off being all high and mighty.

How’d the Stros do brah?

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Aside from what is he cutting, is there any evidence presented that he is Haitian, that this is in Springfield, that this is recent, or that this isn’t staged?  No?

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

How’d the Stros do brah?

They suck again.

Welp, that’s enough internet for today 

Let’s put it in simple terms: MAGA/team Trump is selling Stephen Miller…as a sex symbol.

And they get annoyed when we call them weird.

Fucking incredible times we live in.
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23 minutes ago, Stros121 said:

I posted to find out what it was mostly. There is no other place to post this other than this shit hole of a thread. Stop being so sensitive. Do you think I’m trying to change someone’s vote in your safe space? Piss off being all high and mighty.

Except you said none of that

Except you said none of that

Correct. He posted something intended to be a lie, to show “ha ha! Told ya them Haitian’s were murdering pets for food!” Except from what it appears and the explanations that are coming out…that’s not what it’s a clip of at all.
He intended to mislead and deceive. Because that’s not just what MAGAs do…it’s what they ARE.
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13 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Working in Home Health, this is something that really moves the needle for me since I see families struggling with this everyday. I also see it on the horizon for myself as my parents get older. I don’t think people realize how important this is

We went through this earlier in the year with my folks when my dad got his cancer diagnosis. They burned through about 6-7% of their 7-figure retirement fund in the 7 to 8 months that he lived in nursing facilities, Assisted Living and Hospice. We chose nice facilities for him to spend his last months, so part of that cost was elevated by choice, but even the “cheaper” options aren’t that cheap.

My Brother-in-Law’s MIL went through a similar length of stay in various facilities in her final months and they could only afford places that were “okay”, which in reality are incredibly fucking depressing places. Old folks in gurneys moaning in the hallways. It still cost them a lot of money. The cost of End-of-Life care is shockingly, stunningly expensive. It sets up a perverse situation where the ill would prefer to just drop dead than burn through their retirement and estate.

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26 minutes ago, Stros121 said:

I posted to find out what it was mostly. There is no other place to post this other than this shit hole of a thread. Stop being so sensitive. Do you think I’m trying to change someone’s vote in your safe space? Piss off being all high and mighty.

 

You sure aren't the most articulate guy in the world if you think the statement below is any sort of question or request for assistance in determining the video's veracity.

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Guy, machete and meat

I mean, if I wanted to "find out what it was," I'd fucking ask for help or do my own research instead of making that comment. That is unless I was embarrassed over reposting something from a Russian asset and lying about my original intent to save face.

Well, guess what? You should be fucking embarrassed. Every time you post going forward, everyone who sees that post will think to themselves, "There's that stupid motherfucker, Stros121, who posted an ambiguous and blurry video that was passed around by someone who is (at best) a useful idiot of the Kremlin.

If I were you, I'd start questioning some of the bullshit I follow on Xitter (or whatever Musk's fucked up algorithm feeds me) and make sure not to fall for stupid shit like that in the future because I, too, wouldn't want to be considered another manipulated rube.

Consider this a teachable moment.

1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

You have a tweet from a guy that you know wants you to hate entire groups of people.  How much thinking do you do before spreading it onward?  Do you think, ‘Wow, me latching onto this message instantly says something about me’? All sorts of questions like that go through my mind when I see this stuff.  Do you think ‘Is it weird that it’s important to me to get other people to hate this group?’ 

Imagine you've got a very, very small penis. You've been mocked for it in the locker room. Women laughed. Suddenly, someone offered you the opportunity to direct people's attention to something other than your microdick. You don't care if it's true, you just desperately want the focus to be elsewhere. You're looking to cover up your inadequacies and insecurities, not engage in critical thinking.

It's the story of MAGA in general and @Stros121 specifically. 

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13 minutes ago, Sheep Have Wool said:

Imagine you've got a very, very small penis. You've been mocked for it in the locker room. Women laughed. Suddenly, someone offered you the opportunity to direct people's attention to something other than your microdick. You don't care if it's true, you just desperately want the focus to be elsewhere. You're looking to cover up your inadequacies and insecurities, not engage in critical thinking.

It's the story of MAGA in general and @Stros121 specifically. 

PSA... If you want people to not make fun of your small wee wee, be sure to demonize the bbc. That should work out just fine.

33 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Correct. He posted something intended to be a lie, to show “ha ha! Told ya them Haitian’s were murdering pets for food!” Except from what it appears and the explanations that are coming out…that’s not what it’s a clip of at all.
He intended to mislead and deceive. Because that’s not just what MAGAs do…it’s what they ARE.

Fucking Astros fans

1 hour ago, Stros121 said:

I posted to find out what it was mostly. There is no other place to post this other than this shit hole of a thread. Stop being so sensitive. Do you think I’m trying to change someone’s vote in your safe space? Piss off being all high and mighty.

To find out what it was? What do you mean? You thought someone here would be able to tell what the blob was? Why would you think that?

1 hour ago, Stros121 said:

I posted to find out what it was mostly. There is no other place to post this other than this shit hole of a thread. Stop being so sensitive. Do you think I’m trying to change someone’s vote in your safe space? Piss off being all high and mighty.

You’re so full of shit. You think you can bullshit a bunch of bullshitters?

2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

SIAP:

 

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4 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

No time to watch, too busy using my Jew powers to guide this hurricane towards Florida.

Turn your attention to the moon next.

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Biden +70 

He’s not even trying anymore 

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Biden +70 

He’s not even trying anymore 

It's pure ego.  They'll bus in as many maga as MSG can hold just so he can brag about "UUGE" crowds in that lib cesspool known as NYC.

7 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

His thesis isn’t bad and it’s consistent with recent history. Pennsylvania generally votes to the right of its registrations, and the polls have been off in the last few elections by about 2-3 points- the last two underestimating Trump support.

Donald Trump had a huge lead coming into August. Harris has made quite a comeback and he hasn’t been able to retake a clear lead. That’s very good for her. If the polls are underestimating Harris, by 3 points, she blows him out. That’s not at all unlikely.
 

But people on this board need to come to grips with the fact that we really don’t know what’s happening. Lots of people who had not previously voted for Trump had grudgingly come around on him and it’s hard to unring that bell. Red areas of the rust belt have only gotten redder, the polls can only catch what swims through the net and Donald Trump may be winning this comfortably.

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You people know Halperin works for NewsMax, right?

Next we’ll find out Jesse Watters thinks Team Trump is confident in winning California 

10 hours ago, Stros121 said:

Guy, machete and meat

 

Red couch?

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8 hours ago, Stros121 said:

I posted to find out what it was mostly. There is no other place to post this other than this shit hole of a thread. Stop being so sensitive. Do you think I’m trying to change someone’s vote in your safe space? Piss off being all high and mighty.

Piss off being such a sensitive little bitch of a snowflake. The man asked you some honest questions, grow a sack. 

Biden +70 
He’s not even trying anymore 

For Trump, perception is more valuable than reality. He is trying to foster the idea that his campaign is in a roll and Harris is losing ground.
8 hours ago, C-Man said:


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Mein fahrrad!

44 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

Holy covering your ass, Batman. Yeah, polling is hard to measure. But if Enten's not gonna deep dive the numbers and just say "who fucking knows?", I don't see how this is helpful at all or why CNN employs him.  

 

8 hours ago, Stros121 said:

I posted to find out what it was mostly.

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19 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Holy covering your ass, Batman. Yeah, polling is hard to measure. But if Enten's not gonna deep dive the numbers and just say "who fucking knows?", I don't see how this is helpful at all or why CNN employs him.  

 

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24 minutes ago, Woland said:


For Trump, perception is more valuable than reality. He is trying to foster the idea that his campaign is in a roll and Harris is losing ground.

It’s also not the first Nazi rally that MSG has hosted 

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9 hours ago, Satchel said:

Let’s hope dental coverage will be in the next expansion:

 

FACT SHEET: A Historic Medicare at Home Plan to Support the Sandwich Generation

Vice President Harris and Governor Walz Will Strengthen Medicare to—for the First Time Ever—Cover Home Care for Seniors and Provide Hearing and Vision Coverage

 

Will Lower Costs and Reduce the Financial and Emotional Stress of Americans in the “Sandwich Generation” Navigating Care for Aging Parents and Children

Currently taking a leave of absence from work to take care of both parents who have just transitioned from the hospital into nursing rehab so this hits close to home. Also pretty damn grateful for the Clinton-era Family Medical Leave Act so I can at least retain my insurance coverage. Government can do some things right.

9 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

This smells of a new cologne called “Desperation.”

Watters: We are getting a lot of texts from women about Stephen Miller. Our audience believes you are some sort of sexual matador. 

Miller: Some advice to any young man out there. If you are a young man who's looking to impress the ladies, to be attractive.. the best thing you can do is wear your Trump support on your sleeve. Show that you are a real man. Show that you are not a beta. Be a proud and loud Trump supporter and your dating life will be fantastic

Take your pick maga men.

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9 hours ago, Stros121 said:

I posted to find out what it was mostly. There is no other place to post this other than this shit hole of a thread. Stop being so sensitive. Do you think I’m trying to change someone’s vote in your safe space? Piss off being all high and mighty.

Super fucking weird I found this thread that is definitely another place to post something like this.

47 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

You guys have Drew and dcar00. Advantage Houston.

Pretty sure you guys have Macklemore (Icono), Pimphand, and cabowabo. You really want to claim an advantage with that trio on your side?

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1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Pretty sure you guys have Macklemore (Icono), Pimphand, and cabowabo. You really want to claim an advantage with that trio on your side?

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1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Pennsylvania generally votes to the right of its registrations, and the polls have been off in the last few elections by about 2-3 points

I should have put some context around this- registrations are a lagging indicator. As coalitions change and realign people who don’t vote in primaries change their vote before they re-register their party affiliation. That seems obvious enough, but whether PA has continued to shift right relative to registration since 2020 isn’t knowable until 11/5. 
My point is that the registration numbers in PA, Florida and other places reflect previous behaviors that are already baked in, not future behaviors.

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I should have put some context around this- registrations are a lagging indicator. As coalitions change and realign people who don’t vote in primaries change their vote before they re-register their party affiliation. That seems obvious enough, but whether PA has continued to shift right relative to registration since 2020 isn’t knowable until 11/5. 
My point is that the registration numbers in PA, Florida and other places reflect previous behaviors that are already baked in, not future behaviors.

Also very true.  WV was +Dem registrations for a long time, yet consistently voted very very Republican.

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Biden +70 

He’s not even trying anymore 

Maybe Putin likes "The Manchurian Candidate"

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

You see, what this doesn't show is the tampering of the tabulators going forward.  Checkmate, libtards.

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3 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

I'm the Manwich Generation. 

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And I wershed them down with Handy Andy brand cokes.

Damn now I want a 33-page Manwich recipe booklet.

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Oh the irony of saying Harris is word salad bilge next to Trump

JD Vance went pure Porky Pig when asked why black people should vote for him and Trump 

Uh, uh, um, but, uh, um…there’s black people in the crowd 

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7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

The more this guy talks the more I start to think being anti migrant might have some perks

 

I don't think I've seen one instance of Harris uttering "word salad". But obviously that's all Trump does these days. So, you know, every accusation.

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The district level polling we’ve seen (CA races, Iowa races, NE-02, this) do not jive with the state level polling showing everything a tossup

 

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