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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 hour ago, immamac said:

Kamala said she is a gun owner and will fucking shoot you if you come in her house. She's repeatedly said she isn't coming for anyone's guns. 

She entirely took away the 2nd amendment single issue voters away so much so Trump didn't even stump at nra. 

They are left with defending the very fucking clearly unpopular choice to ban abortion and make women sex slaves and their entire offense has been a fucking own goal on immigration because it's well known Trump fucked it and reiterated by everyone including Republicans that he fucked it and trans hate. 

Its the worst and weakest campaign in the history of modern politics. 

Kamala has run the strongest 100 day campaign in modern politics except term 1 Obama and even that is up for debate. 

 

She has run a tremendous campaign. Absolutely tremendous. The fact that she went from not in the race to a dead heat with one week left is incredible. It really is. And the messaging has been pretty good along the way. Not perfect, but pretty good. 

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

PS:  it wasn’t PC to the PR folks in PA. 

Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? 'Cause if it leaks to the VC he could end up MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP.

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44 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Understood.  Still doesn't matter.  Not a single voter will move based on her messaging.  She's irrelevant.

I'm withholding my opinion until four different panels on CNN disect the issue and present their guesses about how the voters are affected, especially in the swing states.

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We're probably taking about 10,000 Trump voters over 50 states who voted for Trump twice but just aren't enthused to get off their couch next week who are going to say, "Hey, I didn't really want to vote for him this time, but supporting him in the past doesn't make my friends and I garbage! I guess I'll vote now. Good job, Brandon!"

We'll survive.

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Vote cast against Orange Fuckface here in Colorado. Felt even better the third time!

18 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Battle of the Arnold cocks.

 

If Trump loses and MAGA splinters, I wonder if the Rs would consider encouraging Arnold to be the new face of the party. 

38 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Credit to this dude for talking out loud and having a lightbulb moment, but JFC. 

 

Not where I thought that was going. She didn’t even have the opportunity to ask him if Trump is emotional. 

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fl maga !!!

 

1 minute ago, honolulu horn said:

If Trump loses and MAGA splinters, I wonder if the Rs would consider encouraging Arnold to be the new face of the party. 

No, he can’t even run for president 

1 minute ago, honolulu horn said:

If Trump loses and MAGA splinters, I wonder if the Rs would consider encouraging Arnold to be the new face of the party. 

It was talked about a bit in the past. Dude was a Republican who won in California FFS.

But the issue was always that he could never be President.

1 minute ago, honolulu horn said:

If Trump loses and MAGA splinters, I wonder if the Rs would consider encouraging Arnold to be the new face of the party. 

gotta be a natural born citizen to be president tho

2 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

If Trump loses and MAGA splinters, I wonder if the Rs would consider encouraging Arnold to be the new face of the party. 

Well, he's 77 years old now, so a run for the White House would be unlikely even if he were eligible.

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5 minutes ago, MrX said:

Vote cast against Orange Fuckface here in Colorado. Felt even better the third time!

Which part (of CO)? 

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45 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

What's the respectability of AtlasIntel? They're a "Select Pollster" with the NYT

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Pretty sure the "Atlas" comes from "Atlas Shrugged." It's part of the Atlas Network, a libertarian think tank.  

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Not where I thought that was going. She didn’t even have the opportunity to ask him if Trump is emotional. 

The "I'm scared shitless of my wife because she runs such a tight household, but women lack the temperament to lead" voter is quite the niche.

22 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I still find the uproar over 2A absurd.

- Joe Biden didn't take your guns.

- Barack Obama didn't take your guns.

- Bill Clinton took a small subset of your guns and that policy expired.

 

I mean, come on, people.  Kamala Harris -- a proud gun owner -- is not gonna take your guns.

One question I've asked as a retort to this is "What part of the background check are you going to fail?"

3 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

If Trump loses and MAGA splinters, I wonder if the Rs would consider encouraging Arnold to be the new face of the party. 

He's 77.

Seems unlikely that Kamala's best swing state performance will be in North Carolina.

26 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Battle of the Arnold cocks.

 

Wait, is that Quaid or Hauser? 

42 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah, but that was a coup without the use of a Military, which was your initial point. Shit happens. If the Supreme Court could find a way to do it, they would. If a R congress could find a way to do it, they would. Mussolini was invited into the government in Italy as well. 

Now THIS is a fucking own goal. 

She didnt entirely remove the 2nd amendment issue with voters, becuase a fuck ton of voters flat out don't believe her. They're coming for their guns anyway, in their heads. They also believe she's a communist when they can't even define communism. 

Not just a communist. She’s a communist, socialist, Marxist, Stalinist, fascist. 

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

He's 77.

But just think of the messaging ops!

"Vote for me if you want to live."

"its not a rumor"

"i'm not into politics. i'm into survival."

"you've just been erased."

"you're luggage" (not sure how this one would work, but we're going to workshop it)

5 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

It was talked about a bit in the past. Dude was a Republican who won in California FFS.

Politics now is not the same as 2003. 

5 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Which part (of CO)? 

I’m in Arapahoe County. Crow’s district so we’re good there. 

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

He's 77.

But he has that metal endoskelton so he's probably more like 67. 

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Mark Kelly says Kamala is winning AZ

Nancy Pelosi is also very confident and you know she’s plugged in to data in just about CD in the country 

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I didn't get an "I Voted" sticker and I'm kind of pissed and anti-democracy now.

Literally the only thing I get out of national voting in Texas is a sticker. Now I don't even get that.

Thanks, Obama

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Politics now is not the same as 2003. 

Sure. But California was still won by Gore and Kerry by wide margins. It was still an impressive feat, even for the time.

2 hours ago, Pancho said:


They are living in fantasy delusion thinking they will win both New Jersey and Virginia.

It's not delusion. They know they are going to lose. They are using these early voting numbers to point to after they lose and yell "see! This is where they stole it! It's impossible to lose the state after this!" 

All to convince the idiots to riot for them again. 

Someone like Haley--who has supported Trump in the past--but ultimately drifted away from him (for completely self-serving reasons, but still) at least have a small chance to redirect the GOP while not losing every MAGA supporter (just most). Arnold has been against Trump since Day 1 and hasn't wavered. Even "reasonable" Rs view him as a turncoat.

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Politics now is not the same as 2003. 

It’s actually quite the same. Republicans create a huge problem, the system breaks down and the Rs figure out a way to win an election off solving their fuckup. Really the one way they keep winning. 

10 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

It was talked about a bit in the past. Dude was a Republican who won in California FFS.

But the issue was always that he could never be President.

 

4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Politics now is not the same as 2003. 

Yes, but one truth has clearly remained the same: we are fucking obsessed with celebrity.

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44 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Some of yall have got to stop scaring people with this bullshit. Good fucking lord.

This is turning into “the refs will not let us win the Big 12 CCG” from last year 

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4 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

I didn't get an "I Voted" sticker and I'm kind of pissed and anti-democracy now.

Literally the only thing I get out of national voting in Texas is a sticker. Now I don't even get that.

Thanks, Obama

Those stickers are for good teammates.

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14 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

If Trump loses and MAGA splinters, I wonder if the Rs would consider encouraging Arnold to be the new face of the party. 

 

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

 

Jigsaw! She was so three weeks ago. 

Man those people will put up with anything but she got the boot after about two days. 

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Take with a large grain of salt:

 

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1 minute ago, The Dog said:

Take with a large grain of salt:

 

Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.

Just now, aggie08 said:

Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.

Yeah mostly cuz not one of his bootlickers has the guts to tell him that.

 

2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Take with a large grain of salt:

 

There's not a chance in hell that actually happened. Even if every one of his staff was 100% convinced that PA was out, they wouldn't say a damn word to him about it. 

Unless it was like “Might want to get the ball rolling on that secret plan of yours with Mike Johnson….”

1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

 

There's not a chance in hell that actually happened. Even if every one of his staff was 100% convinced that PA was out, they wouldn't say a damn word to him about it. 

Weird so he just freaked out truth social unprompted? 

4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Take with a large grain of salt:

 

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2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.

Listen, I need positive content to make it through next Tuesday. This is that.  I don’t have to believe it for it to help.  

The first thing he does when given bad news is to go rant on the internet.

2 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Yeah mostly cuz not one of his bootlickers has the guts to tell him that.

They do keep him informed see his delay d reaction to I hate Taylor Swift. She endorsed Harris. Trump team told him 2 days later it was bad he then hated tay tay.

That is my kremlinology take

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Weird so he just freaked out truth social unprompted? 

Kinda his M.O. 

55 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

She's totally voting for Kamala. 

That's the smart play if she ever wants to run for POTUS again. Trump is liable to eliminate future elections and will simply pass the presidency down to his hand-chosen successor like other world strongmen. If Harris wins, Haley can try for the 2028 GOP nomination.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Listen, I need positive content to make it through next Tuesday. This is that.  I don’t have to believe it for it to help.  

I understand. I'm staying drunk for a week. We all have our methods.

1 minute ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

 

Hold on.  Are we suggesting Trump was acting irrationally?

Impossible. He’s male. 

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