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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.


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1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

Come at me bro, Monica is getting a bit older, but she's still a good looking lady and cool in my book.  

I promise you this, your most embarrassing sexual moment, whatever that may have been, was probably was way worse than hers, it just wasn't out on the national stage.  

Um, I love everything about Monica Lewinsky. She's smart and I think she's hot. 

 

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3 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I promise you this, your most embarrassing sexual moment, whatever that may have been, was probably was way worse than hers, it just wasn't out on the national stage.  

dave chappelle what GIF

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4 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Come at me bro, Monica is getting a bit older, but she's still a good looking lady and cool in my book.  

I promise you this, your most embarrassing sexual moment, whatever that may have been, was probably was way worse than hers, it just wasn't out on the national stage.  

South Austin's mom promised she would never tell.  

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2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Additionally,  she has handled everything she went through with as much grace as humanly possible. 

Yeah, I'm just tired of the jokes about her.  It's been 30 years.  I can't even begin to imagine having something like that following someone around for that long.  

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ooof, i guess all french people just "look the same" to you, katkid brisket.
melanie is not in lupin...you are thinking of another french blond ludvine sagnier.
but i am glad you brought that up because it is an excellent psa opportunity. ludvine in the 2003 movie "swimming pool" is absolutely worth a watch for any that have not already. not quite the d'addario episode of true detective but pretty damned close.
as a sidenote, your gaffe of mistaken identity makes me recall the molière play "l'ètourdi ou les contretemps" ("the blunderer")...a notable comedy in which mistaken identities and misunderstandings lead to hilarity. some might call it a precursor to the type of humor most enjoy in the american sitcom seinfeld.

You are quite correct - my happy, happy error.
Vive la difference.
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21 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Come at me bro, Monica is getting a bit older, but she's still a good looking lady and cool in my book.  

I promise you this, your most embarrassing sexual moment, whatever that may have been, was probably was way worse than hers, it just wasn't out on the national stage.  

 

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12 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Yeah, I'm just tired of the jokes about her.  It's been 30 years.  I can't even begin to imagine having something like that following someone around for that long.  

So about that time, I was engaged to a girl named Monica. You can imagine the jokes.

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Also, I went through the family hot dish cookbook, and found the winner for Tuesday night. In honor of Coach Walz, I’ll be bringing this over to @Ghost of LL ‘s casa to watch election returns.

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Cuz you gotta go with one that uses tots.

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57 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

That is a badass advertisement. Damn. 

She’s done great. If this goes the wrong way it will be because we don’t deserve better.

 

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14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Also, I went through the family hot dish cookbook, and found the winner for Tuesday night. In honor of Coach Walz, I’ll be bringing this over to @Ghost of LL ‘s casa to watch election returns.

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Cuz you gotta go with one that uses tots.

There’s ones without tots?

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1 hour ago, Blotto said:

At her peak, she might have been the hottest woman on the f'n planet. I googled her to see how she's holding up, and stumbled onto this picture of her with her husband. I'm really not sure how to process this information. 

French actor Jamel Debbouze and wife Melissa Theuriau enjoy a day in the  sun wearing bathing suits at their exclusive Miami Beach hotel pool. The  couple had lunch and were very intimate

 

He was hit by a train in '90 and lost the use of his right arm permanently, per Wikipedia.

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I feel like this is an over looked part of the election. Hundreds of thousands of people voted for Haley after she dropped out. Some of those will come home for Trump but not all. As we have seen, 20-30k votes can swing a state one way or the other.

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Barely paying attention to football today, while checking my watch waiting for a freaking Iowa poll to come out. The version of me 20 years ago would never have believed that.

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2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Oh lordt

 

So what will they do about the water in the panhandle and other areas of the country that has naturally occurring fluoride in it?  Fluoride's blocking of cavities in teeth was observed after dentists in areas with high naturally occurring fluoride noticed that their patients had far fewer cavities.  Too much fluoride weakens teeth and bones, but small amounts strengthen them.  Are they also planning to remove it from toothpaste or mouthwash?  

Note: I personally do not advocate for water systems to add fluoride to drinking water, but only because the equipment is expensive and the fluorosilicic acid that is added is dangerous to work with and eats equipment up.  It doesn't have the benefits to outweigh the costs.  In my opinion.

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7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Oh lordt

 

Fun story. My grandfather (a classic conservative republican) was a dentist and the mayor of a mid size city in Texas in the 70s. During his stint as mayor, he pushed through a policy to add fluoride to the city water. I remember him telling me that the local yokels were convinced he was poisoning the city. Over 50 years later, that same city will overwhelmingly vote to go back in time. Incredible 

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3 hours ago, speed817 said:

I'll have to test that out myself.....

Got dibs. I saw what she does to that chair at her shows, from about 30 feet away, and she can do the same on my face. Respectfully of course.  My wife would high five me.



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