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Posted
9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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So he learned nothing from his Twitter offer. Good to know. Sounds like this will end up being an interesting class action. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah, “I will pay you to make him lose” doesn’t seem like the flex he thinks it is. 

But you see, if 81M people supposedly vote for Kamala, but only 5M make an effort to hold Elon to his word, then it's undeniable proof of fraud. 

3D chess, peasants.

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Posted
7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

How do you prove you voted?

I got you, fam:

Elections

Just look up the Nov. 5 General Election, pick the applicable County / date, and you can confirm your vote was recorded.  Elon probably didn't know that you can easily prove that you voted when he posted that, though.

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Posted
1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

No Chili's in one of the 4 New York City boroughs we claim (Staten Island does not count). Closest other that SI are Long Island or NJ. 

I'll just imbibe in my own house.

No Chilis in one of the 4 New York City boroughs we claim (Staten Island does not count). Closest other that SI are Long Island or NJ. 

I'll just imbibe in my own house.

Forest Hills!

Posted
18 minutes ago, immamac said:

I went to this link:

https://earlyvoting.texas-election.com/Elections/getElectionEVDates.do

Selected the day I early-voted in the first dropdown and my county in the second dropdown box.  Hitting submit downloads the spreadsheet and you can search for your name.  I'm in there.  Elmo owes me big bucks.

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Posted
25 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

How do you prove you voted?

In Montana you can look up your voter info online, included that your ballot has been received and accepted. Better believe I'll be hitting Elon up later next week.

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Posted
18 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I mean it's fun and all but a quick check of Elmo's timeline does not show that tweet there, so fake or deleted.  Either way I now have to go take a shower.

I'll loofah your stretch marks. 

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Posted
Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

I’ve not read this thread but I am ummmm involved in PA politics and let’s just say things are going well up here. Tuesday night, let’s fucking party. Tomorrow night’s rally will be fun. 

Josh Shapiro? Sorry you got snubbed for VP

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Posted
2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I’ve not read this thread but I am ummmm involved in PA politics and let’s just say things are going well up here. Tuesday night, let’s fucking party. Tomorrow night’s rally will be fun. 

I knew Fetterman posted here. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I’ve not read this thread but I am ummmm involved in PA politics and let’s just say things are going well up here. Tuesday night, let’s fucking party. Tomorrow night’s rally will be fun. 

Good man. Ive been on hopium withdrawal this afternoon

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Posted
37 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

When did Lady Gaga turn into Madonna?

My first thought was Marilyn Manson.

Just a bad picture though.  I don't think she's changed much, really.

 

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Posted
40 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

When did Lady Gaga turn into Madonna?

Forever ago, movie crossover to boost attention, wild outfits. All we lack is coffee table book for Todd Snider to casually check out.

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41 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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Saw a dude with a "Dark Maga" shirt on yesterday with trump having the lazer eyes.  They even grift and steal our memes. Unfunny, Uncreative dork ass losers.

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Posted

This page is amazing. We got:

Manure talk

NYE at olive garden in times square discussion 

A movement to eat at chili’s

Report on the ham planet / hoverround lifeboat situation

Pics of columbus ohio early voting line

Speculation on the number of available post-election divorcees

Theoretical travel itinerary for witherspoon

Interview with garbage bag wearing magas

Never change, surly. Never change.

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Posted
13 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I’ve not read this thread but I am ummmm involved in PA politics and let’s just say things are going well up here. Tuesday night, let’s fucking party. Tomorrow night’s rally will be fun. 

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2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I can’t get into weeds buuuuuut internals  look great, it’s the largest GOTV campaign in US history, Philly canvass lines have been a mile long and women have been undersampled in every poll and will break heavy for the one who didn’t brag about eliminating their rights (shocking!).

Also PA has 450k Puerto Ricans who fucking hate that man now and have been reminded daily about why. 

If it is what you say, I love it. 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I can’t get into weeds buuuuuut internals  look great, it’s the largest GOTV campaign in US history, Philly canvass lines have been a mile long and women have been undersampled in every poll and will break heavy for the one who didn’t brag about eliminating their rights (shocking!).

Also PA has 450k Puerto Ricans who fucking hate that man now and have been reminded daily about why. 

If you're right, we just might have to Venmo you some money so you can have a nice meal at Chili's. 

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Posted
54 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

So he learned nothing from his Twitter offer. Good to know. Sounds like this will end up being an interesting class action. 

If I thought it would bankrupt that POS, I'd jump into that suit, even if it meant I only got $1.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Dutchrudder said:

SIAP

Holy shit these people are apparently able to vote.  I continue to advocate an IQ test + citizenship as the minimum bar to clear to vote.

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Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I might have to rethink my political allegiances if that’s the case 

Read the room, buddy. Chili's is for winners. 

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Posted
9 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I can’t get into weeds buuuuuut internals  look great, it’s the largest GOTV campaign in US history, Philly canvass lines have been a mile long and women have been undersampled in every poll and will break heavy for the one who didn’t brag about eliminating their rights (shocking!).

Also PA has 450k Puerto Ricans who fucking hate that man now and have been reminded daily about why. 

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Do you think the Puerto Ricans will vote?  I go to PA somewhat frequently and I had no idea that there were 500K Puerto Ricans there.



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