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1 minute ago, F250 said:

My daughter told me some poor kid's dad picked him up in a Cybertruck from school last Friday.

She described his walk to the CT looking like this scene from the Sandlot. Kid's in middle school are horrible, why would someone show up in a Cybertruck to pick up their kid?

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Well, I've heard that a lot of middle aged men make poor decisions in a vain attempt to hold on to youth.  

 

But I've only heard about that.  

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Posted
1 minute ago, F250 said:

My daughter told me some poor kid's dad picked him up in a Cybertruck from school last Friday.

She described his walk to the CT looking like this scene from the Sandlot. Kid's in middle school are horrible, why would someone show up in a Cybertruck to pick up their kid?

Dad was probably a dork who got picked on in middle school. And because he remains a dork, the dad doesn't realize middle school kids will still pick on him (and his poor, poor progeny). 

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3 minutes ago, F250 said:

My daughter told me some poor kid's dad picked him up in a Cybertruck from school last Friday.

She described his walk to the CT looking like this scene from the Sandlot. Kid's in middle school are horrible, why would someone show up in a Cybertruck to pick up their kid?

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My 8-year old loves the Cybertruck and thinks it is the coolest vehicle ever. 

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1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

Well, I've heard that a lot of middle aged men make poor decisions in a vain attempt to hold on to youth.  

 

But I've only heard about that.  

Well, show up driving a Lamborghini Aventador not a Cybertruck.

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So the big question now is, if the Dixville Notch results come back with a Harris win, does she call a presser and just declare victory?  It'd be nice to just wrap this thing up.  

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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

So when will results actually start being posted? I know it’s likely dependent on state but am I going to be at work watching a livestream from 7am until the next day?

about 45 minutes from now.  

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16 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


The problem is that polling is all over the fucking map. Sure, Poll X is repub biased, but so is Poll Y, and it was pretty accurate in 2020, and Poll Z was pretty accurate in 2022, but its cross tabs look off, etc etc.
We have no idea what’s going to happen.
So why not expect the worst?

 

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Posted
10 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

If Kamala wins, I sure as hell ain't partying at lame ass Chili's. I imagine Brinker Corp is run by a bunch of Trump-loving MBA pricks. Probably lots of SMU grads.

Win or lose, I am going to an immigrant-owned Mexican restaurant and chow on some great food, washed down with tequila.

Hmmm...

I like this idea. Get trashed on tequila after eating Mexican food and then start visiting MAGA properties while wearing a sombrero.

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Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

So when will results actually start being posted? I know it’s likely dependent on state but am I going to be at work watching a livestream from 7am until the next day?

Dixville Notch at midnight/11pm central. Then roughly 5pm when the first polls in Indiana close (partial state done at 5 central, rest at 6 central)

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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Actually? 

Yes, about 6 votes from Dixville Notch, NH will be announced shortly after midnight eastern. It doesn't mean anything but it's a little Election Day tradition.

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Posted (edited)
Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

There won’t be any partial state before 5cst?

No, no state can release partial results before polls close. Except the weird Dixville Notch stuff 

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16 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

So the big question now is, if the Dixville Notch results come back with a Harris win, does she call a presser and just declare victory?  It'd be nice to just wrap this thing up.  

STOP THE COUNT!!!

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24 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I just wish this beauty was still around for my Wednesday meal. The OG location on Greenville. 

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13 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

This is where my wife introduced me to her Hockaday friends.  They terrified me.

When I told my Hockadasie wife of our Wednesday dinner plans, she rolled her eyes and questioned my judgment, before recounting the OG glory days.  

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6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

There won’t be any partial state before 5cst?

Exit poll info will get whispered about beginning around 3pm. There's going to be a lot of fake shit too so carefully vet your sources. How far into the real world the real data makes it is an unknown. It's not declarative but it's used among the news networks for planning purposes. 

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So when will results actually start being posted? I know it’s likely dependent on state but am I going to be at work watching a livestream from 7am until the next day?

Cheat sheet

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