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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Corporate CEOs don't appeal to his base.

Um, no, that would mean that his “base” has some actual opinion on an issue. The only thing that appeals to his base is unfettered loyalty to the orange god. Oh and cruelty to “others.” About the only thing that fat fuck could do to  piss off his base would be to say DEI is good and Mexican immigrants are good for the economy, and even if he did, there’s a good chance they’d all go super woke to please their master.

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10 hours ago, Hawndoh said:

He is saying CEOs don't appeal to Bidens base

The ones that kiss his butt do. That’s literally all that matters. Nevertheless pretty sure that headline is false or misleading.

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fun fact-former ND Senator Ray Holmberg who is in deep shit for using a charity's funds to travel abroad to rape underage children............well his ties to new VP frontrunner Gov. Doug Burgum should become public knowledge.   This is about to get weird.  

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8 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

fun fact-former ND Senator Ray Holmberg who is in deep shit for using a charity's funds to travel abroad to rape underage children............well his ties to new VP frontrunner Gov. Doug Burgum should become public knowledge.   This is about to get weird.  

Let's wait until Dotard picks Burgum, THEN release all that shit.

"Hey, Repubs, it's okay....if you're not comfortable voting for the adjudicated rapist at the top of your ticket, you can always pin your hopes on that guy dying and the kiddie rape enabler in the VP slot to save the day!  I guess both of those guys must be drag queens, huh?"

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This is it?  Nothing to add?
coward, pussy, yankee motherfucker. Just like the flaccid tangerine cocksucker you worship.
not a man. Not a Texan. Just another chud in the wall. 
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AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! #TRUMP2024
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On 6/24/2024 at 1:33 PM, safe sex said:

His hands are too small for automatic faucets to detect

Those things are racist. If Trump can get rid of those, he has my vote. 

Actually, he has my vote anyway, apparently.

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9 hours ago, Zonahorn said:

 

Please don’t post disinformation bullshit. Trump was not passed out. His mic was on mute or Newsmax forgot to turn his sound on. 

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30 minutes ago, Hawndoh said:

He was practicing getting muted for the debate.

I wish he would practice dying 

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Posted
4 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Please don’t post disinformation bullshit. Trump was not passed out. His mic was on mute or Newsmax forgot to turn his sound on. 

Didn’t realize that was disinformation. Gonna block that account. Mea Culpa

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Posted (edited)

Because Trump voters are morons and there's probably several out there that will switch their vote to RFK or stay home because they believed that video or some other fake stupid thing.  These types of misinformation/fakes that show weakness are far more impactful on these retards than minor things like insurrection.

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5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

These people are idiots

 

It sounds like they're scared of a strong cup of Joe, amirite?

Bye now!

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Just now, Red Five said:

Trump's always jacked up on something. It's like, oh I don't know, every accusation is a confession or something.

And when he’s not, he falls asleep in court. Unless his legal team was slipping him horse tranquilizers 

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Trump's always jacked up on something. It's like, oh I don't know, every accusation is a confession or something.

Of course. Every accusation is a confession of trunp

Posted
5 hours ago, Red Five said:

Trump's always jacked up on something. It's like, oh I don't know, every accusation is a confession or something.

If there was some kind of miracle drug that improved the physical stamina and mental acuity of 80 year-olds, A) Trump would be on it, and B) it would be sold in every drug store and Walmart across the nation.  I’ve challenged a couple of relatives to tell me what drugs Biden will be on, because I…..have a friend who is about to hit 50, who might benefit from such a drug.

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5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If there was some kind of miracle drug that improved the physical stamina and mental acuity of 80 year-olds, A) Trump would be on it, and B) it would be sold in every drug store and Walmart across the nation.  I’ve challenged a couple of relatives to tell me what drugs Biden will be on, because I…..have a friend who is about to hit 50, who might benefit from such a drug.

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They have made such a big deal about Biden at the state of the union. Watching live, I just thought he looked like typical Joe Biden. I was more surprised at the language of the speech. But Joe himself was just typical Joe, IMO. 

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2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

They have made such a big deal about Biden at the state of the union. Watching live, I just thought he looked like typical Joe Biden. I was more surprised at the language of the speech. But Joe himself was just typical Joe, IMO. 

He WAS just typical Joe.  But these fucking morons have just accepted, unquestioning, as FOX and OAN and Trump tell them repeatedly that Joe is a comatose corpse.  So, they are stunned when they see him and he's.....not comatose.  "Lurlene!  Didja see that?  Ole Sleepy Joe actually said words!  He must be on the cocaines and the speeds and whatnot!"

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14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If there was some kind of miracle drug that improved the physical stamina and mental acuity of 80 year-olds, A) Trump would be on it, and B) it would be sold in every drug store and Walmart across the nation.  I’ve challenged a couple of relatives to tell me what drugs Biden will be on, because I…..have a friend who is about to hit 50, who might benefit from such a drug.

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I see ads for this shit all the time at the drugstore.  Maybe they are giving him large doses of this so we can all say, "look at the big brain on Biden". 

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19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

He WAS just typical Joe.  But these fucking morons have just accepted, unquestioning, as FOX and OAN and Trump tell them repeatedly that Joe is a comatose corpse.  So, they are stunned when they see him and he's.....not comatose.  "Lurlene!  Didja see that?  Ole Sleepy Joe actually said words!  He must be on the cocaines and the speeds and whatnot!"

He’s both somehow a criminal mastermind running the Biden crime family and a senile old man who doesn’t know where he is 

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It's the ultimate proof of "Cognitive Dissonance."  Reminds me of that SNL sketch about the pro-drug Olympics where Nealon says, "Not only are performance-enhancing drugs allowed, in fact----they're encouraged."  How can Biden be on the Bradley Cooper drug "Limitless" but also wander off into the forest during public appearances?  I get the duality of belief.  I know it's likely not true in one part of my brain, but I give myself over to a higher power in another part of my brain to help me with my own shit.  

But how is Biden hopped up on super-drugs, yet stuttering into senility, while running a deep-state criminal empire, yet falling down staircases while beating an Orange God in most swing states?  

We all rationalize bad decisions because we're human.  But at some point, we at least become self-aware enough to know that we're full of shit on justifying this next piece of cake, next cocktail, next porn search.  We do it anyway, but at least we know.  Are these fucking idiots just stepping over the justification portion of crisis management, or do they legit not get what they're doing?  

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2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Are these fucking idiots just stepping over the justification portion of crisis management, or do they legit not get what they're doing?  

I’ve been trying to figure this out for 8 years and I’m not sure which one I want the answer to be. 

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3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I’ve been trying to figure this out for 8 years and I’m not sure which one I want the answer to be. 

Yeah, I know we've discussed this ad nauseam.  Plenty of people who know who they voted for and why and live with the justification of why they did it.  Millions of Americans can justify crimes, adultery, procrastination, misdemeanors, substance abuse, and self-harm each and every day.  We're hard-wired for it.  But at some point, we all keep doing shit wrong and realize as we look in the mirror and think "You can't keep doing this, you're better than this.  have some dignity."  Of course, most of the time...we stay on the wrong path but at least have some modicum of inflection.  We have these massive, though woefully underused brains, inside of our skull.  So large that we have to come out early due to our cranial size so as not to kill the mother.  There is willful ignorance and then there's where we are right now---tens of millions of people that simply don't know what the fuck they're doing.  There's many doing it for selfish reasons, I get it---just as natural a human behavior as denial.  But it's biologically impossible that there are this many people among us who can contain and worship two completely opposite thoughts and move seamlessly between them at the drop of a hat, depending on the venue and convenience.  

Every competent adult I know can speak to a child or an operator and a waiter or a cashier in an appropriate fashion.  They will then pause for a nano-second, and speak to their spouse or a co-worker or friend in altogether different fashion.  It's in our DNA.  We know not to tell the child there is no Easter Bunny, to tell our spouse they're looking older, or the cashier that their service sucks.  We can bounce back and forth with ease, for the sake of civilization.  But there are now tens of millions of Americans who can look at Joe Biden and Donald Trump and are incapable of volleying the ball across the table?  The guy who thinks Nikki Haley was to blame for January 6th because she was on drugs from Ronny Johnson and accidentally released too many sharks to attack electric boats in the Swamp and the other guy is a senile coke addict who can't find Delaware on a map but somehow manages a cartel? 

How in the wide wide world of fucking fucks?  

Posted
46 minutes ago, HendersonHorns said:

One a 30+ time convicted felon. 
Rapist. Liar. Prick  

one is elderly with a poor memory not fit for trial. 
 

What a shit sandwich we have to eat. 

Agree. It doesn’t seem to be a tough decision. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s also a twisted spin on the SNL skit where Reagan is an old slow fool when the cameras are on him but then when they leave he starts ripping off plans like a supervillain. 

A classic. For reference.

 

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I didn’t think I would get negative reactions. I wasn’t trying to be an ass with that statement. 
 

Wildcat - I didn’t know it was bullshit. It was a long investigation. If it’s not an accurate report, please excuse me. And I’ll delete my statement. 
 

safe - Sister, can you expand? 
 

I’m not voting for Trump. I’m conservative, but I’m not a maniac. 

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40 minutes ago, HendersonHorns said:

I didn’t think I would get negative reactions. I wasn’t trying to be an ass with that statement. 
 

Wildcat - I didn’t know it was bullshit. It was a long investigation. If it’s not an accurate report, please excuse me. And I’ll delete my statement. 
 

safe - Sister, can you expand? 
 

I’m not voting for Trump. I’m conservative, but I’m not a maniac. 

Your previous posts, well mainly your reactions to certain posts, seem to indicate you are indeed voting for Trump. But I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt. 
 

None of us are super pumped to vote for Biden, though I think a strong argument can be made that he’s been a decent president, given what he had to deal with.
 

I would also venture to say that many of us wish the other side would have put up someone less insane, and moreover, that the other side in general weren’t completely full of (your word) “maniacs”. But that just isn’t the case. 

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1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Your previous posts, well mainly your reactions to certain posts, seem to indicate you are indeed voting for Trump. But I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt. 
 

None of us are super pumped to vote for Biden, though I think a strong argument can be made that he’s been a decent president, given what he had to deal with.
 

I would also venture to say that many of us wish the other side would have put up someone less insane, and moreover, that the other side in general weren’t completely full of (your word) “maniacs”. But that just isn’t the case. 

I agree with you completely on the last part of your paragraph. 
 

i don’t know that I’ve ever given trump praise on this site. I could be wrong. When I talked about the Democratic congressmen and women, I guess I did it in a trump thread, but I don’t think I was taking up for him as much as I was giving disdain for them. 
 

i understand your point about it though. And I appreciate a genuine response. 🤘🏻

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