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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s the beginning of thousands of people driving uninsured teslas. 

This is how you kill a company.  Which is how you kill the financing vehicles and business ventures that depend on that company.  Which is how you kill Elon as a billionaire.

Sorry, Tesla owners.  But it's literally a matter of national security.  Get out while you can, because they are headed towards insurability, which is going to be helpful if we're going to have any chance of salvaging what's left of the Republic.

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Posted
13 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

So all the Teslas are going to get shipped to Africa and Haiti like NCAA loser shirts?

 

I mean, a purpose would be served.  Many years ago, my wife had a minivan, which she HATED.  But we drove it until we were done with it, lots of miles in it.  I finally sold it for like $5k, cash....to a dude who was promptly driving it down to Houston so it could roll onto a ship and some weeks later, be a nice new car for his sister in Lagos.  Power doors, working A/C....she got a pretty nice ride, everyone wins.  Especially my wife, who never had to drive a goddamned minivan again.

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Posted
12 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

So all the Teslas are going to get shipped to Africa and Haiti like NCAA loser shirts?

 

You aren't thinking this through. The answer will obviously be a public option for car insurance, backed by the US government. With preferred rates for made in America cars like Tesla's of course 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Captainant said:

You aren't thinking this through. The answer will obviously be a public option for car insurance, backed by the US government. With preferred rates for made in America cars like Tesla's of course 

What if my car was already vandalized? Would I be denied coverage for pre-existing conditions? 

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Posted
1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

A conspiracy theory I choose to believe is that most Tesla firebombing is insurance fraud from dealers or owners who can’t sell or want to ditch their cars.
 

I'd actually nod in respect to such people.  That's some strategic thinking and getting out in front of things.

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Posted
26 minutes ago, Captainant said:

You aren't thinking this through. The answer will obviously be a public option for car insurance, backed by the US government. With preferred rates for made in America cars like Tesla's of course 

Yep.  And it’ll work against non-Tesla EVs.

Posted
21 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

A conspiracy theory I choose to believe is that most Tesla firebombing is insurance fraud from dealers or owners who can’t sell or want to ditch their cars.
 

 

Bullshit. Elon is behind it all. 

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24 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

A conspiracy theory I choose to believe is that most Tesla firebombing is insurance fraud from dealers or owners who can’t sell or want to ditch their cars.
 

 

Maybe the sales manager or team member unable to make their quota. There are no dealers for tesla.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Captainant said:

Elon is literally building a private army to do his bidding.

Bunch of cowards… (secretly breathes sigh of relief as Inter-Con is our company’s biggest client…)

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Isn't the president a member of the executive branch?

Bukele is basically a dictator. Just does not dress like one, surfs and loves bitcoin.

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Ford had an existing 300 cu in straight 6 used in the F-150 through 1996, which was known as the 4.9 L engine from 1978. So another "4.9 L" engine could be a little confusing. 

Rolling in my 4.9, with my rag top down so my hair can ???
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Posted
8 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Six-figure ad blitz, that will get you a 15 second spot at 3:30AM on a Tuesday.

3:30 AM on a Tuesday is less of a blitz and more of a 3 man front with everyone else dropping back lol

Posted
31 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Six-figure ad blitz, that will get you a 15 second spot at 3:30AM on a Tuesday.

it looks like it's in 4 rural areas but I dunno

Posted
6 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

All cyber trucks recalled? That is going to sting their stock prices.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Tesla said Thursday it is recalling nearly all Cybertrucks in the United States to fix an exterior panel that could detach while driving, the latest in a series of call-backs for the pickup truck.

The recall covers just over 46,000 vehicles built from November 2023 through Feb. 27 of this year, Tesla said in a filing with the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-recall-over-46-000-091416983.html

They'll use super glue this time. Sorry Elmer's.

Posted
11 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

All cyber trucks recalled? That is going to sting their stock prices.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Tesla said Thursday it is recalling nearly all Cybertrucks in the United States to fix an exterior panel that could detach while driving, the latest in a series of call-backs for the pickup truck.

The recall covers just over 46,000 vehicles built from November 2023 through Feb. 27 of this year, Tesla said in a filing with the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-recall-over-46-000-091416983.html

So they’ve sold fewer than 50k of those things in 16 months? Remember when Musk predicted they would sell 500k per year?

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