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  • Yes, everyone who wins cheats and everyone who disagrees with you is dumb. We get it.    Zero facts behind your claims UGA cheated. Just jealousy and insecurity by yet another nerdy little bitc

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    I put together a little edit of the 1st half of this season using only the Texas Creative Media team's footage. And to keep it on topic from earlier in the thread, the song is The Hardest Cut by Spoon

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36 minutes ago, Bert Orange said:

Their network is NBC. Not some random shitty cable network available only through top tier subscriptions. 

Sorry you’re a poor and didn’t get to enjoy some awesome tv watching other sports besides football. 

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Shoutout to Velton Gardner. Came here for a degree and physical therapy. 

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1 hour ago, Mittens said:

 

Ramsey is cool but Dua Lipa still has a strong clubhouse lead for best celeb this season.ezgif-4-6c23fb2066.thumb.gif.7aca1595dbb82e98a1ed0e732f333913.gif

 

Blech. You see how her left knee has that weird skin discoloration on it?  PASSSSSS

15 minutes ago, Frank Hammer said:

Anyone got time to turn this time to turn this into a grainy Zapruder film?

Best I could do with limited knowledge of free iMovie. 

 

4 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

If I was benevolent dictator for a day that would be my command.

I'm perfectly fine with a mock "sec sec sec" chant whenever we go into someone elses house and give them a dirty sanchez.  

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7 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

This is my 3rd to make it up there in the last year or so of writing the game week kickoff posts.  It feels wonderful.  The fact that these dolts are incapable of appreciating this for what it is and the context behind it makes it even more wonderful.  I made it on there for predicting we were going to pants Alabraska last year at their place and also- I believe I had a pretty foul rant against the Red Raiders.  

you have become the standard bearer of Big Evil Texas

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Nm

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4 hours ago, bEastTexas said:

Only listened to Aaron Murray and T-Bob Hebert one but they both picked Texas to win. 

If Corso is on Game Day Saturday morning, he will be picking Horns!

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

If Corso is at Game Day Saturday morning, he will pick Texas!

If Corso is at Game Day Saturday morning, he will pick Texas!

If Corso is at Game Day Saturday morning, he will pick Texas!

If Corso is at Game Day Saturday morning, he will pick Texas!

Got anymore for us, dawg?

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Friend of a friend runs Canworks and here's a special can design they're rolling out for this game. No idea where it can be purchased.

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1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Got anymore for us, dawg?

I sneezed.

5 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Even granting their argument, I’m just as fine with a 60 yard catch and run TD from Bond, Wingo, Moore, or whoever as I am with a 60 yard bomb TD. 

Based on how their secondary looks, so are they. 

sark has to have lots of face cards up his sleeve to get these rockets in space with the ball

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All I know is so help me god if motherfucking Ted Cruz shows up at this game.

1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

In all fairness, no one can cover Ryan Williams. He's a absolute freak at his position. I'm hoping Wingo will get his chance this season to show he can't be covers. Jeremiah Smith. Ryan William, a.md Wingo are all on the same level. 

Not the Brett Bielema is a fat fucking retard?

A below average passing offense did this to their secondary. I think we win this game easily if Georgia doesn't play conservatively on the back end. Their secondary is much worse than OU's or Michigan's IMO. 

 

5 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

If I was benevolent dictator for a day that would be my command.

I'm perfectly fine with a mock "sec sec sec" chant whenever we go into someone elses house and give them a dirty sanchez.  

the ONLY place we should ever break out an sec chant is garbage time at pyle

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The hardest hit on the Miss Stare qb last week came from Kirby.

2 hours ago, Frank Hammer said:

Im not an x's and o's guy but it seems like sark it totally okay with dink and dunk. It'll score right around 35 and milk the clock more. 

our version of dink and dunk is ewers hitting crossing receivers in space for 7/8/9 followed by 5-10 yac

run's 'em ragged

6 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

No, but seriously. What the fuck happened to Goosby?

Business decision.

The gameday pick to pay attention to is Saban. He’s been sniffing out winners with very keen insights. He will have a very good handle on this game. Hope it’s Texas, obviously. 

8 hours ago, Nivek said:


Look, they know they can create more drama by doing this. Just like in 2005 when USC played an easy schedule but hardly anyone questioned them because it was good for business at that time and shitting on Texas was good for business then too.

I am old enough to have seen all the narratives and goal post shifting and the parroting. It don’t make a shit and the talking heads will just say something stupid again in the future.

It's true that we haven't played a great offense but we've actually played some good defenses. 

OU and Michigan are both top 15ish defenses (probably both better than Georgia's defense). Also, ULM has a very good defense. #37 in DFEI. 

I just wanted to finally post this.  I have no idea who fucking spoon is. Or their genre of music. I picture phish hippie inde rock shit.  
 

any songs I can google to get in on 

The gameday pick to pay attention to is Saban. He’s been sniffing out winners with very keen insights. He will have a very good handle on this game. Hope it’s Texas, obviously. 

Didn’t his wife out pick him last week? Seems like she did.
14 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I just wanted to finally post this.  I have no idea who fucking spoon is. Or their genre of music. I picture phish hippie inde rock shit.  
 

any songs I can google to get in on 

"Most popular spoon song"

Answer:

 

 

Inside Out has the most plays on Spotify. And I think they have a lot of better tracks than The Underdog, including that one. 

Granted I was beaten over the head mercilessly with The Underdog by 101x in my formative years. 

 

 

59 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

All I know is so help me god if motherfucking Ted Cruz shows up at this game.

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Underdog was tolerable. Something I’d listen to on the beach surfing.  Inside out I couldn’t make it 

Spoon is not a singles band. They are an album band.  Girls Can Tell, Kill The Moonlight, Gimme Fiction, Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga, etc.  You have to listen to them as a whole to fully appreciate.

Great live band, too. 

 

I haven’t seen this pulled out yet, but if Kirby and schulman are saban acolytes, doesn’t sark know how to attack their defense better than just about any other?

In both bama games, Texas had very little trouble moving the ball against sabans defense.

I also think that georgias ego in defense will work against them, they will play much more straight up coverage as opposed to OK trying to disguise.

Texas by 10

 

When I'm with you, all my brothers, oh
I feel like a king
It feels like I'm dreaming
When that blood goes rattling through my veins
My ears start to ring
I notice what matters
And I got nothing to lose but darkness and shadows
Got nothing to lose but bitterness and patterns

Sixties SEC Lore Follows.  Oh, the hazardous hubris of being ranked #1. In early September of 1965, my parents and I went to the Bama-Georgia game in Athens.  I was 14 so my father drove the Oldsmobile (apt name).  On the road I devoured the new SI college football big preseason issue with “Bama’s #1” on the cover.  I was in adolescent Alabama fan heaven feeling an invincible vibe like the ones above in this thread.  Then this shit happened.  My Surly comrades, you must beware the devious devil dogs!  This Saturday late in fourth quarter when the Horns are ahead by seven, watch out for this shit, which I saw happen right in front of me.  Motherfucking guy was DOWN!

And once and for all the term is “hook and lateral” and not “hook and ladder.”  Jesus.  Guy was not called down.  Pitch man scored.  UGA went for 2 and made it.  It was a long, sad trip back to Tuscaloosa.  We didn’t lose sgsin in 1965, ended up playing Nebraska in the Orange Bowl, beat them, ended up #1 anyway.  Never give up, Joe!  Hook ‘em but put a good sure tackler on the defensive right to clock that pitch man.

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9 hours ago, ztejas said:

Ramsey is cool but Dua Lipa still has a strong clubhouse lead for best celeb this season.ezgif-4-6c23fb2066.thumb.gif.7aca1595dbb82e98a1ed0e732f333913.gif

 

Ass too perfect. WNB.

1 hour ago, Bama Llama said:

Sixties SEC Lore Follows.  Oh, the hazardous hubris of being ranked #1. In early September of 1965, my parents and I went to the Bama-Georgia game in Athens.  I was 14 so my father drove the Oldsmobile (apt name).  On the road I devoured the new SI college football big preseason issue with “Bama’s #1” on the cover.  I was in adolescent Alabama fan heaven feeling an invincible vibe like the ones above in this thread.  Then this shit happened.  My Surly comrades, you must beware the devious devil dogs!  This Saturday late in fourth quarter when the Horns are ahead by seven, watch out for this shit, which I saw happen right in front of me.  Motherfucking guy was DOWN!

And once and for all the term is “hook and lateral” and not “hook and ladder.”  Jesus.  Guy was not called down.  Pitch man scored.  UGA went for 2 and made it.  It was a long, sad trip back to Tuscaloosa.  We didn’t lose sgsin in 1965, ended up playing Nebraska in the Orange Bowl, beat them, ended up #1 anyway.  Never give up, Joe!  Hook ‘em but put a good sure tackler on the defensive right to clock that pitch man.

We have our own Georgia moment.

We're currently 4-1 against them. The .800 winning percentage is the highest winning percentage against the program from anyone who has played at least 5 games against the Bulldogs.

But, man. That one loss. Man.

9 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

All I know is so help me god if motherfucking Ted Cruz shows up at this game.

His security couldn't hold back an entire section of fans.  If he's in your section, take control and throw the worthless cocksucker out. 

10 hours ago, BERT said:

Sorry you’re a poor and didn’t get to enjoy some awesome tv watching other sports besides football. 

I’m a poor. Which is why it’s hard for me to understand the appeal of small viewer number cable network over broadcast TV viewership. 

46 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

We have our own Georgia moment.

We're currently 4-1 against them. The .800 winning percentage is the highest winning percentage against the program from anyone who has played at least 5 games against the Bulldogs.

But, man. That one loss. Man.

Watched on a black and white 14 inch crt. I'll probably see that fuck up again in my last moments.

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2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

So who is the guest picker?

Owen Wilson (or someone who looks like him).

Seriously, fucking Goosby please

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1 hour ago, SL Xpress said:

We have our own Georgia moment.

We're currently 4-1 against them. The .800 winning percentage is the highest winning percentage against the program from anyone who has played at least 5 games against the Bulldogs.

But, man. That one loss. Man.

One of the Texas papers did an interview with Craig, felt bad. This one play royally fucked him up. Turns out coaches and teammates point to a half dozen other mistakes like Orr dropping a TD pass and the immaculate Jeff Ward missing two FG (had missed only one all year). Curry wasn’t even supposed to be in the game the safety punt team had another guy who actually practiced catching punts. The punt was short and terrible, the deep return man yelled “you you you” and curry tried to catch it. Yeah he never should have, but damn if in retrospect this wasn’t a team loss consistent with the truism if you let your opponent hang around bad shit can happen. Georgia had no business winning that game. And now 40 years later I think I’m going to lay the blame at everyone - probably as much the coaches as the players and certainly not just Mr. Curry. I hope he finds more peace with that moment in his life. 

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23 minutes ago, troph said:

One of the Texas papers did an interview with Craig, felt bad. This one play royally fucked him up. Turns out coaches and teammates point to a half dozen other mistakes like Orr dropping a TD pass and the immaculate Jeff Ward missing two FG (had missed only one all year). Curry wasn’t even supposed to be in the game the safety punt team had another guy who actually practiced catching punts. The punt was short and terrible, the deep return man yelled “you you you” and curry tried to catch it. Yeah he never should have, but damn if in retrospect this wasn’t a team loss consistent with the truism if you let your opponent hang around bad shit can happen. Georgia had no business winning that game. And now 40 years later I think I’m going to lay the blame at everyone - probably as much the coaches as the players and certainly not just Mr. Curry. I hope he finds more peace with that moment in his life. 

I will never forget how wet, cold, and miserable I was at that Cotton Bowl game.  Even worse on the drive back to Austin!

Yesterday:  According to Draft Kings Sportsbook, the Bulldogs are now 5-point underdogs to the Longhorns following their win over Mississippi State and Texas' win over Oklahoma. The line initially opened with Texas being a 2.5-point favorite. The over/under for this matchup is presently set at 55.5 points.

Rece Davis picking "poor jawja" to win... (10:56 mark)

 

 

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