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10 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

GI Joes with the Kung Fu grip for everyone!  

& my wife ain’t gonna wanna fuc make love to me cuz I ain’t got no money, right? So they’re sitting there panicking…

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1 hour ago, Okie State said:

I remember one day I was over at my Dad's house and we just finished lunch. He asked where we ate and my kids said 'Halal Guys!'. My Dad gave them a weird look and I just shook my head and changed the subject.

Man your dad is missing out if he doesn't like Halal Guys. A gyro sandwich with jalapenos added is 10/10

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On Trump as Pope.

10 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 I'm sending it to the handful of Catholic trumpkins that I know.  I can't wait to see how they pretzel themselves to defend this.

You'll just put ideas in their heads. There's not enough coverage of what's going on with MAGA celebs going Catholic and wanting to push the Church back to the Dark Ages. There's not enough coverage about those who vote based on Kingdom notions of living prophets pushing them to set the world up for a dominion so their fucked-up mutant Jesus/Old Testament God can start persecuting people and put women in their place.

 

8 hours ago, Satchel said:

 

Judge permanently blocks ‘unconstitutional’ Trump order targeting law firm Perkins Coie

 

A federal judge on Friday ruled that an executive order signed by President Donald Trump targeting a law firm that represented his 2016 presidential opponent was unconstitutional.

US District Judge Beryl Howell ruled that the executive order targeting Perkins Coie violated the First, Fifth and Sixth Amendments, calling it a “blunt exercise of power” that “is not a legitimate use of the powers of the U.S. government or an American President”

“The U.S. Constitution affords critical protections against Executive action like that ordered in EO 1423,” Howell, referring to the executive order, wrote in her 100-plus page opinion. “Government officials, including the President, may not ‘subject … individuals to ‘retaliatory actions’ after the fact for having engaged in protected speech.’”

Nasty woman. Never-Trumper. Very dangerous for our country. 

Back in 2016, I thought the pussy hat demonstration indicated that women would be the nation's best counter to Trump. The majority of white me are with him. Women were more likely to see what a pile of shit Trump is. Then they found a way to scare suburban women: the gays are grooming your kids and corrupting them by not censoring any reference to homosexuals or transexuals.

BLM gained support as, for a couple of minutes, a large part of the nation was concerned about police murdering people of color. That excellent protest movement was cast as invaders who had conquered parts of the cities where demonstrations were held. A wimpy shit became a right wing hero by walking among the protesters with an automatic rifle and even killing one or two.

Then distractions like Vanderpump or Sunday's game or cell phone fun settled back upon us like like an opiate fog. 

Probably for the best at this point.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Republican Congressman Has Full-Blown Meltdown Over Halal Restaurant | The  New Republic

I love a man with a keen sense of proportion.

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30 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Well he’s not wrong about being poorly educated stupid fat slobs, why else would this country have elected a poorly educated stupid fat slob to be president

 

24 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Because we’re also racists and misogynists!

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Republican Congressman Has Full-Blown Meltdown Over Halal Restaurant | The  New Republic

Whatever happened to 'let the market decide' and 'consumer demand'? Perhaps the House dining establishment went with what was popular.

 Steak n Shake (a subsidiary of Biglari Holdings) is owned by Sardar Biglari of San Antonio who acquired the franchise when it was performing poorly and turned it around. The company did align itself with DJT in 2025, so Steak n Shake is owned by an Iranian immigrant family (I have no idea of the family's religion and it doesn't matter to me personally) and CHA Street Food is owned by a family with ties to Pakistan and formed their company based on their travels to procure tea and flavors from that country. Isn't immigrant enterprise a wonderful thing for this country, rep Collins?

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Close minded fucks. Control freaks.

White vs brown/black. Don’t be blinded by these racist control freaks.

No one is trying to take your “white culture/cuisine” away.

No one gives a shit about hot dogs and burgers.

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Give me some arepas, tacos, gyros, curries, Thai, Chile rellenos, sushi, empanadas, mariscos, paella.

Dude…that’s all great, and is what COULD make this country great.
But the souls of this country is frozen, artery-clogging shit at Applebees. America is an Applebees.
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28 minutes ago, texas08 said:

Close minded fucks. Control freaks.

White vs brown/black. Don’t be blinded by these racist control freaks.

No one is trying to take your “white culture/cuisine” away.

No one gives a shit about hot dogs and burgers.

It's also worth considering that American cuisine at it's best is a fusion or adoption of all the wonderful flavors brought here from other places.

I got to enjoy the revelation of Indian food then Thai when they popped up on the scene in Austin. Thank God for Texas' Mexican heritage! In my youth, it was a treat to go to a Mexican restaurant in Houston. Had to travel a bit, and it was a nice restaurant. I'm so happy it ballooned everywhere around here before the abomination of Taco Bell* had a chance to define Mexican food. I guess Monterrey House was part of that fight as well. I'm not that picky, the house was good with me.

I'd add the cheese-stuffed cheese pizza with added parmesan and the condiment syrup known as Jack Daniels sauce as stellar additions to world cuisine and health.

 

*If this starts a tedious argument about the proper form of the taco or which eatery is the best, I swear, I'll put a Trump Flag in my yard to speed the decline. I'm a white, heterosexual man who won't live forever. I'm sure I'll be fine. 

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Never eaten at an Applebees. Had never eaten at a Chilis, either, until you assholes talked up their burger. Next time you want a Chiles burger, folks, go to Willie’s.

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8 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Never eaten at an Applebees. Had never eaten at a Chilis, either, until you assholes talked up their burger. Next time you want a Chiles burger, folks, go to Willie’s.

I had a college friend who lured me to Applebees because of their half priced appetizers. The cheese sticks are fucking green. I’ve dined there two or three times.

I ate at Chili’s once.

ONCE!

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Chili's provided my first soft taco back in the 70s. It's not a place to go to get anything special.

I went to Grandy's once. The line was long. Everything was fried and served with a grayish "cream gravy." I could eat that stuff back then, but this...this...version of southern cuisine in a big plastic restaurant and a cornball name was too much. I was with people who liked it. I got a sandwich or something. 

Appleby's must be owned by the cornsyrup industry. Their gooey ads are sickening. I'm glad mostly stream. I have watch commercials during football season. I get murderous.

And, my friends, this is what started this country on the road to Trumpism!

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Have an Applebee's down the road from us and used to pickup an order of their queso as the wife loved it, last ate there on NYD a few years ago as we lost power at the house and AB had TVs to watch the games. 

Fan of the Chili's burger but their salsa sucks hind tit and we ate there on election night so no more going back. 

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I knew the family that founded Grandy’s. They have the rudest daughter.

5 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

And, my friends, this is what started this country on the road to Trumpism!

How it’s going:

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28 minutes ago, Underdog said:

 but their salsa sucks hind tit

This is just incorrect. Their salsa is perfect for their chips. Especially so for the multistacked chips stuck today.

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33 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

I knew the family that founded Grandy’s. They have the rudest daughter.

How it’s going:

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he also had that miraculous healing head wound. and his minion killed the pope. i mean i'm not religious but...

 

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33 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

I knew the family that founded Grandy’s. They have the rudest daughter.

How it’s going:

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All he needs to do now is wear a blue turban and it's game over!

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4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Republican Congressman Has Full-Blown Meltdown Over Halal Restaurant | The  New Republic

 

2 hours ago, texas08 said:

Close minded fucks. Control freaks.

White vs brown/black. Don’t be blinded by these racist control freaks.

No one is trying to take your “white culture/cuisine” away.

No one gives a shit about hot dogs and burgers.

If these MAGA fuckers declare war on ethnic food and try to make us eat shit food there is gonna be blood in the streets.

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11 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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Um...if you value our contribution to World War II so much then you should know the war did not end for us until August 15th 1945. May 8th is when it ended in Europe.

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1 minute ago, Horn Dog said:

 

If these MAGA fuckers declare war on ethnic food and try to make us eat shit food there is gonna be blood in the streets.

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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Have an Applebee's down the road from us and used to pickup an order of their queso as the wife loved it, last ate there on NYD a few years ago as we lost power at the house and AB had TVs to watch the games. 

Fan of the Chili's burger but their salsa sucks hind tit and we ate there on election night so no more going back. 

Chili's quesadilla explosion salad is legit.

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Just now, Ghost of NMAS said:

I’m sure all of our veterans love being schooled by a draft dodger.  

Yeah. By an idiot who doesn't even know when World War II ended.

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Seems like the French and British did most of the fighting in World War 1 and the Soviets in WW2. We had 116,000 deaths in World War I. France had 1.4 million. UK had almost 1 million. Battles of Verdun and the Somme happened before we even entered the war. I know Dotard is a well regarded historian but it's just different than what I've always heard.

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Fake news and propaganda.  The US fought both WWI and WWII entirely alone.  Other countries only entered the war after it was apparent that the US had it won.

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9 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Seems like the French and British did most of the fighting in World War 1 and the Soviets in WW2. We had 116,000 deaths in World War I. France had 1.4 million. UK had almost 1 million. Battles of Verdun and the Somme happened before we even entered the war. I know Dotard is a well regarded historian but it's just different than what I've always heard.

To be fair, of the countries that didn’t start World War II the Brits did most of the heavy lifting. 

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6 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

If there was a God the surely he would have struck this motherfucker dead. I think that pretty much answers that mystery….

If you were God would save a species that elected an Antichrist to the most powerful office on earth?  After all we were given, all the bounty and prosperity we chose to throw away?

We deserve our punishment.

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An American citizen tells a high-ranking government official in completely appropriate (albeit direct) terms that she disapproves of the official’s work.  Official goes online and calls her constituents fat. 
 

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2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I had a college friend who lured me to Applebees because of their half priced appetizers. The cheese sticks are fucking green. I’ve dined there two or three times.

I ate at Chili’s once.

ONCE!

When my business travel took me into some shitty town at 9PM on a weeknight, seeing a Chili's sign was a good thing.  I knew that I could get a cold beer and a decent burger, and didn't have to try some local hit-or-miss greasy spoon. 

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4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Because we’re also racists and misogynists!

and totally dishonest! 
 

think of what a completely dishonest piece of shit someone has to be to vote for a Republican

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48 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

An American citizen tells a high-ranking government official in completely appropriate (albeit direct) terms that she disapproves of the official’s work.  Official goes online and calls her constituents fat. 
 

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59 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

An American citizen tells a high-ranking government official in completely appropriate (albeit direct) terms that she disapproves of the official’s work.  Official goes online and calls her constituents fat. 
 

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Yea this never happened 

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47 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

When my business travel took me into some shitty town at 9PM on a weeknight, seeing a Chili's sign was a good thing.  I knew that I could get a cold beer and a decent burger, and didn't have to try some local hit-or-miss greasy spoon. 

Old Timer with cheese is a legitimately good burger, not just “chain good.” 

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5 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

I can actually feel my arteries clogging but my fuck that white sauce is good mixed in.

This you?

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1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

An American citizen tells a high-ranking government official in completely appropriate (albeit direct) terms that she disapproves of the official’s work.  Official goes online and calls her constituents fat. 
 

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People recognize Harmeet Dhillon?  People know who this is?

Also, nice job on that apostrophe.



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