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Jeff Tiedrich is always a fun read: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/vulgar-pig-to-turn-white-house-into?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb95d6ed8-6614-4a40-927b-60971a0eacbe_768x511.jpeg&open=false

vulgar pig to turn White House into a tacky golf motel — because fuck you, that’s why

nobody asked for this

Jeff Tiedrich

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Aug 01, 2025

he’s so fucking gross, and he defiles everything he puts his nasty little hands on.

it was bad enough when he tarted up the Oval Office with so much gaudy gold tat that it now looks like the gift shop of a bordello. you could have sent a child in there, armed with macaroni, glue, and a can of gold spray paint, and they would have done a more tasteful job.

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tell me, how broken-inside do you have to be to gaze upon a historic and beautifully-curated rose garden and think ‘nah, let’s pave right the fuck over that shit’?

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Donny, we’re told, wants the White House grounds to look more like his seedy little Florida golf motel. why? he’s down at Motel-a-Lago almost every weekend. does he really get that homesick the four days of the week he’s up in Washington, that he needs to turn the White House into some sterile parking lot?

does Donny want to be able to look out the Oval Office window, and there’s the Space Nazi, high as two ketamine-soaked kites, sitting on the patio where the Rose Garden used to be, piloting Forkship One to Mars?

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nobody asked for this — and yet it’s being shoved in all of our faces, because fuck you, that’s why. nobody tells America’s Mad King what he can or can’t do.

now get ready to projectile vomit, because Little Donny Fuckface isn’t done shitting all over what we used to — in more innocent times — call The People’s House.

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look at this abomination.

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 nobody asked for this, but Donny’s going to burn through two hundred million dollars in his quest to bulldoze the White House and replace it with a gaudy golf motel.

and I mean that quite literally — because I hear you asking ‘hey Uncle Jeff. ninety thousand square feet is larger than a football field. how is a ballroom of that size going to fit in the current White House?’

the answer is, it’s not.

the plan is to something-something-something the 55,000-square-foot East Wing and who the fuck knows what after that. if you want actual details, forget about it — because as usual, nobody in the White House can get their stories straight.

here's Karoline Lie-vitt’s version.

"The ballroom will be built where the “small, heavily changed, and reconstructed East Wing currently sits,” Leavitt said Thursday during a press briefing. When asked if crews would tear anything down to make way for the new structure, Leavitt said “the East Wing is going to be modernized.”

that’s complete nonsense. you can’t put a 90,000-square-foot ballroom where the 55,000-square-foot East Wing currently sits without tearing something down.

math, how does it work?

and here’s Donny’s version.

“It won't be— it’ll be near it, but not touching it, and pays total respect to the existing building, which I'm the biggest fan of,” Mr. Trump said.

so which is it, you ass-clowns? is it going to replace the East Wing, or be near it?

by the way, here’s another artist’s rendition of the new ballroom.

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oh no, wait — I’m sorry, that’s an actual photo of the Kremlin.

again, nobody asked for this. you can’t have healthcare, but Donny’s going to set fire to two hundred million dollars in his compulsive crusade to replicate his vermin-infested golf motel.

what’s next for the White House, Donny? hey, how about a spa? just think of it, bro — a vulgar golden spa, complete with teenage “spa girls,” just like the kind you and your dead pedo bestie used to fight over.

Donny won’t be happy until he’s shit all over everything we hold dear. one by one, he’s taken our once-sacred institutions and clownfucked them until they were worthless.

remember the Presidential Medal of Freedom? it used to be the highest honor that our nation could bestow on a civilian.

no more. now it’s that cheap trinket the president’s Slovenian trophy wife hung around the neck of some drug-addled sex-tourist.

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Donny’s also made a mockery of our legal system. he’s used his presidential powers to pardon cronies, murderers and war criminals.

nobody should be surprised if he pardons the woman who used to wander the Motel-a-Lago spa rooms in search of teenage girls she could traffic for Donny’s dead pedo bestie.

speaking of which, the hornet’s nest Donny kicked when he let slip that he and Jeffrey Epstein fought over possession of those ‘spa girls’ shows no sign of going away.

yesterday, at a White House event for who the fuck even cares, the only thing the reporters wanted to talk about was you-know-what.

 

reporter: “the family of Virginia Giuffre released a statement overnight in response to some of the comments that you made this week, that Jeffrey Epstein ‘stole’ people from Mar-a-Lago. at the time, did you know why he was taking those young women, including Virginia Giuffre?”

Donny: “no, I didn’t know. I mean, I would figure it was ABC fake news that would ask that question, one of the worst.”

oh, so a fact that Donny let seep out of his rancid anus-mouth two days ago — that Virginia Giuffre was ‘stolen’ (she wasn’t your possession, Donny) — now, all of a sudden it’s ‘fake news’?

news flash for Donny: you’re the one who put the story out there, dumb-ass. there’s a reason lawyers tell their clients to shut the fuck up, you blabbermouth fool.

Does anyone besides the brain-dead cultists really believe that Donny didn’t know what Epstein was up to? what the fuck was that birthday poem about sharing ‘wonderful secrets’ all about?

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was it Jeffrey Epstein’s recipe for the perfect bloody mary? was that the ‘wonderful secret’? I don’t think so.

don’t piss on our heads and tell us it’s raining, Donny.

now let’s all enjoy Donny concluding his hissy-fit and walking smack into his podium.

fun fact: one of the signs of advancing dementia is the inability to move around without bumping into things.

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A buddy who is all-in on anti-Trump shit posted this about the Epstein/Trump real estate fiasco that led to their falling out. As reported, it might've been Epstein who pulled the plug on the relationship with Trump. This would've been in 2004, at least three years before Trump kicked him out of MAL.

 

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Trump didn’t break up with Epstein; Epstein broke up with Trump.

Like every friend, associate, employee, or even family member, Epstein learned the hard way that with Trump, money always trumps loyalty.

Epstein had his eye on a Palm Beach mansion called Maison de L’Amitié, just blocks from Mar-a-Lago. Confident he was the highest bidder, he even brought Trump along to view the property and offer input, something you’d only do with a trusted friend.

But Trump, true to form, betrayed that trust. He went behind Epstein’s back and outbid him by several million dollars, purchasing the home himself in 2004 for $41.35 million. That was the end of their friendship, Epstein never forgave him.

Trump never even lived in the house. He left it mostly vacant for four years, then flipped it in 2008 to Russian oligarch Dmitry Rybolovlev for a staggering $95 million, more than double the purchase price.

The sale raised major red flags, not just for the suspicious price but for the buyer’s ties to Russia and the LACK OF RENOVATIONS OR ADDED VALUE.

It reeked of money laundering.

So no, Trump didn’t cut ties with Epstein out of moral outrage. He did what he always does: stabbed someone in the back for a profit.

And in this case, he just happened to out grift a fellow predator.

 

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2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Bingo. Should there be another non-MAGA elected president, he/she should bulldoze that on day one and replant the rose garden. Name it as memorial to Virginia Louise Giuffre.

Make this his official portrait:

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Partially agree, but leave the room up and name it after Obama and hopefully dotard will be alive to see it.

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8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well here’s my anecdote. I got let go from my job at a tech company that I’ve worked at for 10 years this morning. Oh well. 

Sorry to hear this Biff.  Hope you find something quickly.

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On 7/30/2025 at 6:13 AM, Bozo_Casanova said:

Disagree! I was an inspector for years. It’s a pretty pointless exercise with very little connection to safety. 

Used to work with a guy who's Houston-area vehicle constantly alternated between belching white or black smoke. The vehicle not the guy. I asked him how he passed the inspection, and he replied that there were locations that would pass any vehicle for an extra $20. He also complained about the reach of govt in our lives.

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Plus over the last 3 months we’ve lost 24,000 manufacturing jobs- wasn’t that the motivation for tariffs?

Not even one year in and he’s driven a strong economy off a cliff

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27 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Six decades of contributing to what was great about America - educational programs, cultural programs, outreach to underserved communities and amplification of voices who were previously ignored.  All gone, and now leaving NPR/PBS and their hundreds of member stations to try and figure out a way forward without a coordinating/funding body.

Everyone who voted for this and cheers it can go, well, you know.  None of this is making us a better country.

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4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

He's going to order those subs to launch once he pardons Maxwell.

Yup, I’ve said before with Fat Boy—he’s really good at the “HEY LOOK OVER THERE!” Type distractions and his dumbass base falls for it every fucking time.

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3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Yup, I’ve said before with Fat Boy—he’s really good at the “HEY LOOK OVER THERE!” Type distractions and his dumbass base falls for it every fucking time.

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Always a victim, never his fault, everyone is out to get him, always an excuse,  etc.

 

i just cant understand how some people cant see it.

 

oh, and "TRUMP"

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Just imagine how fucking stupid you would have to be to read all of that and still think he deserves your support. I mean, forget everything else. Just that. 

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1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Just imagine how fucking stupid you would have to be to read all of that and still think he deserves your support. I mean, forget everything else. Just that. 

And yet....

And that's the depressing thing.  Dotard fucking sucks but what really is bottom of the post TX-OU port o shitter outside the main gates of the Fair shitty is that his presidency is a symptom of all of the cruel and idiotic people who walk amongst us.  

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"Jobs numbers are in the shitter? Well then fire the person reporting the data and tell everyone to listen to me and not to believe their own lying eyes! Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

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4 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

"Jobs numbers are in the shitter? Well then fire the person reporting the data and tell everyone to listen to me and not to believe their own lying eyes! Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

1984 baby

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7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

1984 baby

You beat me to it.

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command"

 

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God damnit, maybe we should have patted him on the back for the new flagpoles at the White House and he would have stopped there.

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The dumb fuck is too stupid to understand the bad jobs numbers justify the Fed lowering rates. His tariffs, however, are spurring price increases—ramping up inflation worries, which justify keeping rates steady. 

Stagflation is what I am seeing. IMG_1999.thumb.jpeg.f0827932a615ba0e9693be5cebaef8b0.jpeg

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1 hour ago, sasquatch69 said:

Six decades of contributing to what was great about America - educational programs, cultural programs, outreach to underserved communities and amplification of voices who were previously ignored.  All gone, and now leaving NPR/PBS and their hundreds of member stations to try and figure out a way forward without a coordinating/funding body.

Everyone who voted for this and cheers it can go, well, you know.  None of this is making us a better country.

Fucking Sesame Street, you fucking assholes.  The Electric Company.

Fuck.  You.

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Now I see bunches of people online rage-tweeting about that fake white house photo.   JFC   This is what you get when people are monetarily rewarded for rage bait BS and Elon boosts them due to their paid check marks.   

There are ample things to complain about Trump without just completely making shit up.

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I dont like it, but that is 1000 times better than the made-up picture, be serious.    And why not just post that picture?   Oh yeah, the guy that posted it is the blue checker trying to drive engagement, which worked.

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so what the BLS actually does is attempt to count the total employment (~163,400,000 people) every month. so the revisions may be large in terms of the chagne but they're actually pretty small in terms of the actual counting. it'd be like a silo where there's grain going out at the bottom and coming in at the top and trying to determine, each month, how many grains are in there. with (usually) relatively small inputs and outputs that can only rarely be directly observed and the observations for which are often unreliable (if the firm doesn't pick up the phone is that because everyone is at lunch or because it shuttered?)

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

He's going to order those subs to launch once he pardons Maxwell.

 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Yup, I’ve said before with Fat Boy—he’s really good at the “HEY LOOK OVER THERE!” Type distractions and his dumbass base falls for it every fucking time.

 

 

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3 minutes ago, elfenix said:

so what the BLS actually does is attempt to count the total employment (~163,400,000 people) every month. so the revisions may be large in terms of the chagne but they're actually pretty small in terms of the actual counting. it'd be like a silo where there's grain going out at the bottom and coming in at the top and trying to determine, each month, how many grains are in there. with (usually) relatively small inputs and outputs that can only rarely be directly observed and the observations for which are often unreliable (if the firm doesn't pick up the phone is that because everyone is at lunch or because it shuttered?)

 

did 

 

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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

did 

 

This is what I said would happen a few months ago.  And we have not even seen the big dip from the DOGE deferred furloughs of Federal workers yet.  They will hit September 30th

 

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"Jobs numbers are in the shitter? Well then fire the person reporting the data and tell everyone to listen to me and not to believe their own lying eyes! Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

Fucking staggering


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