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Went to pick up my scrips earlier. The line of our Spanish speaking brethren nearly went out the door of the CVS.

My assumption is they're getting their scrips while they can. 

There i am the giant guero in his black leather jacket ( I chose poorly but I need my scrips) I kept a smile on face and let the abuelas in front of me.

God damn this shit.

Fucke me. "Let" abuelas through.

That i even typed that is fucked up.

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We are fucked

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2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

We’re not getting out if this hell so easy 

And it doesn't solve the real problem -- his minion ghouls will still be driving the policy bus.

39 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Pete’s first order of business. 

 

This country is run by children.

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3 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

A maga guy I work with claimed trump is changing the name of the Gulf so all the laws about offshore drilling no longer apply. 

 

cheap oil and the 'gulf of america' don't mix 

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

@Wulaw Horn - sorry to pull you into a CR thread. Does this impact VA loans and applications in process?

I don’t think so, as I’ve got 2 scheduled to fund on Friday and no word directly about any problems with it, but it’s not that big a deal in all likelihood.
 

Your lender funds the loan and eventually sells them to the VA a day, a week or a month or 3 months down the road. However long it takes them to bundle it and get it done and scrubbed and signed off on/ but it’s a normal course of bundles for them, and the market isn’t exactly smoking hot right now (ha- understatement alert).
 

Now, if the freeze lasts too long the market could get illiquid I suppose, but I wouldn’t think that would happen for a good stretch of time. 

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Sorry for the empty post here but fuck this motherfucker. And anyone that supports him  

Thats all. 

5 hours ago, troph said:

btw I make the best breakfast tacos in travis county, every sat and sun mornings. with beautiful expensive eggs and my potatoes are like golden kisses of fluffy yumminess. my wife says it's one of my best traits. I think that's a good thing, I think?

I’m quite positive that it was fairly early in the morning when I came to your house. I’m very hurt I wasn’t offered any of said tacos

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Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

I have to admit, Leavitt was pretty impressive in her first press conference today. 

If overly combative and flustered is impressive, then yes, she was impressive.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

If overly combative and flustered is impressive, then yes, she was impressive.

Flustered?  She had the most prepared and direct answer non-word salad breifing I've seen in a long time.

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Flustered?  She had the most prepared and direct answer non-word salad breifing I've seen in a long time.

Uh huh.

lol, i give her two scaramuccis. she won't last long - they never do with this dildo

If anyone in this administration gets through a press briefing without mispronouncing or misusing a word, that's a win.

The soft bigotry of low expectations. 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

The soft bigotry of low expectations. 


Theres nothing soft about the any bigotry displayed by this administration 

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Like people's opinions matter anymore.

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Like people's opinions matter anymore.

Something tells me they are very important to House members in swing districts.

According to the AI overlord that now answers google questions, there are 87 swing congressional districts in the USA.

52 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

This country is run by children.

Not according to @realgreggym

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6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Something tells me they are very important to House members in swing districts.

"What's that? There's another born male playing DIII women's volleyball? Don't bother me with insignificant things like rampant government corruption in times like these!"

Curious to see the spin on the funding freeze. Fairly certain the entire state government here in Oklahoma is held together by federal grant money, Barry Switzer memorabilia sales, and Uncle Roscoe's crystal meth operation.

The rank-and-file were pretty distraught over it this afternoon. Can't wait for the talking points.

 

 

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Party of small government.

That hasn't been true in Texas. The State government has been working to undermine local government authority for a long time.

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So...what is going on with these funding freezes? I assume they will be halted in a few days and Trump will declare himself the hero. But I just don't understand why they happened.

8 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

So...what is going on with these funding freezes? I assume they will be halted in a few days and Trump will declare himself the hero. But I just don't understand why they happened.

He’s trying to take the power of the purse away from congress. If he succeeds, nothing else matters.

This is Trump's America.  Approval aside before he came along the country had shifted to the good old days of most people either approving or at least not outright disapproving of an incoming President.  Then it shifted up to 10-20% range from the 80s on.  Now a third or more of the country is pissed from the jump....not even the black man in the brown suit could get this country that pissed off.  

 

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52 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol, i give her two scaramuccis. she won't last long - they never do with this dildo

The blond and huckabee both has pretty long tenures. Year+ I think. 

37 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Something tells me they are very important to House members in swing districts.

All 25 of them thanks to gerrymandering. 

27 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

So...what is going on with these funding freezes? I assume they will be halted in a few days and Trump will declare himself the hero. But I just don't understand why they happened.

Stealing money from the taxpayers and installing himself as king.  Also create unrest and declare martial law, and install himself as king.  He said he was going to do this.

Or as mdmost says, replace them with true believers.

This is the play.
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1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Went to pick up my scrips earlier. The line of our Spanish speaking brethren nearly went out the door of the CVS.

My assumption is they're getting their scrips while they can. 

There i am the giant guero in his black leather jacket ( I chose poorly but I need my scrips) I kept a smile on face and let the abuelas in front of me.

God damn this shit.

 

this might help you ...

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Stephen Miller is on my TV again.

I can't do this.  Fuck this place.

The motherfucker just accused Democrats of using federal funds for child trafficking.

I want to light him on fire.

On 1/21/2025 at 8:17 AM, Fudge Nuggets said:

I was watching one of the YT weather dudes for an update on the winter storm when he busted out "Gulf of America".  It don't make a shit, but I unsubscribed half a second later.

A while back I searched for "riding a jetski from Miami to Bimini" and found a pretty likeable guy who posted a bunch of videos of said activity, along with riding a jetski to Key West, and taking a center console Sea Hunt to the Bahamas, etc.  

Last night he showed his trip around the Keys and up into the "Gulf of America."  I can't remember if I every subscribed but I'm checking now . . .

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BREAKING: The Department of Veterans Affairs has CANCELLED SUICIDE PREVENTION TRAINING because it includes considerations for the LGBTQ+ community.  

 Veterans suicide.

 

through golf, I have many many vet friends and most on the disability scam. they 100% voted for trump, all saying trump would never mess with the vets. i know for a fact, one close friend has been 100% for 30 years + lol. 100% physically able 

full disability is $3600 or $3800 month ( i think)

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7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

BREAKING: The Department of Veterans Affairs has CANCELLED SUICIDE PREVENTION TRAINING because it includes considerations for the LGBTQ+ community.  

 Veterans suicide.

 

through golf, I have many many vet friends and most on the disability scam. they 100% voted for trump, all saying trump would never mess with the vets. i know for a fact, one close friend has been 100% for 30 years + lol. 100% physically able 

full disability is $3600 or $3800 month ( i think)

Thanks for the news from 8 hours ago. Have you ever, for the love of god, ever considered reading a thread before posting on it?

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2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

This country is run by children.

No no, I was told that the adults are now in charge.  @realgreggym  Fucking cunt.

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Thanks for the news from 8 hours ago. Have you ever, for the love of god, ever considered reading a thread before posting on it?

To be fair, most of this stuff deserves to be said more than once.

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

BREAKING: The Department of Veterans Affairs has CANCELLED SUICIDE PREVENTION TRAINING because it includes considerations for the LGBTQ+ community.  

 Veterans suicide.

 

through golf, I have many many vet friends and most on the disability scam. they 100% voted for trump, all saying trump would never mess with the vets. i know for a fact, one close friend has been 100% for 30 years + lol. 100% physically able 

full disability is $3600 or $3800 month ( i think)

If it makes you feel any better, I’ve never voted for Trump and I’ve never taken a red cent from the VA. You know, honor and integrity. That kind of shit 

8 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

To be fair, most of this stuff deserves to be said more than once.

There's also been a year's worth of news in the past week.

Edit to add: And those of us who have jobs, or want to keep some remnants of sanity, are trying not to stare at this crap all day.  Despite way too much time today online.

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12 hours ago, Nivek said:


It has always been this way. California is basically keeping several other states a float but no Republican will ever know or admit this.

Some states are the Pirates and A’s. Just let these states die entirely on the vine. Let those bootstrappers show how tough they are or let Darwin win again. I am okay completely with the states like Louisiana and Kentucky just no longer existing.

Just now, UpperWestside said:

Some states are the Pirates and A’s. Just let these states die entirely on the vine. Let those bootstrappers show how tough they are or let Darwin win again. I am okay completely with the states like Louisiana and Kentucky just no longer existing.

Cool. I’m also ok with Sydney Sweeney making me her sex toy, and winning a massive powerball jackpot. 
 

Do we want to keep making lists of things we wouldn’t mind that have less than zero chance of ever happening? 

Why does it always have to be Kentucky? 

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Cool. I’m also ok with Sydney Sweeney making me her sex toy, and winning a massive powerball jackpot. 
 

Do we want to keep making lists of things we wouldn’t mind that have less than zero chance of ever happening? 

As far as I can tell we are all free to voice our opinion of the people we regretfully share a country with. My thoughts on these people used to be kinder until they doubled and tripled down on idiocy with their orange god king. 
 

There will come a day that if this goes on long enough that states like California, and even Texas for that matter, will want to stop propping up the citizens in 3rd world states (Even if Texas does align with them on ideology you still reach a point where cutting them off sounds great). 

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Why does it always have to be Kentucky? 

Because Turtle.

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