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In case there was any doubt how tiny his prick was. 

5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Just give the chaos a little more time. Everything is going to work out great for everybody!

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Fat Boy is a small dick ass pussy

 

 

 

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literal lol 🤣

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But I was told that democratic presidents would pick winners and losers.

 

 

 

FBI released crime data for 2024 five days ago.  The murder rate under Joe Biden, even with the illegals killing everybody in the streets, was 4.6 per 100,000, almost tying the all-time low of 4.5 per 100,000 under President Obama in 2013 and 2014.  Whoda thunk it?

 

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6 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

I may or may not have a bill from a shipper. That bill may or may not be a $30 customs duty. My wife may or may not have said, "I guess it's time to stop ordering things from there."   may or may not have suggested losing that bill. 

I suppose the tariff will have the desired initial effect of reducing demand of products from certain countries. I'm not sure what else is going to happen. 

FBI released crime data for 2024 five days ago.  The murder rate under Joe Biden, even with the illegals killing everybody in the streets, was 4.6 per 100,000, almost tying the all-time low of 4.5 per 100,000 under President Obama in 2013 and 2014.  Whoda thunk it?

 
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That statistician better be looking for a new job.
14 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

FBI released crime data for 2024 five days ago.  The murder rate under Joe Biden, even with the illegals killing everybody in the streets, was 4.6 per 100,000, almost tying the all-time low of 4.5 per 100,000 under President Obama in 2013 and 2014.  Whoda thunk it?

 

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Well, it's gonna be zero because we're going to catch and deport all of the bad ones. Every one of them. 

7 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Here's a novel thought, Euro leaders.  Call Putin yourself and axt him what's up.

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

This could very well go on the enshitification thread in the Daily Texan.  All of this gross, gauche crap being paid for by you and me with money we're borrowing from our children. 
 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

FBI released crime data for 2024 five days ago.  The murder rate under Joe Biden, even with the illegals killing everybody in the streets, was 4.6 per 100,000, almost tying the all-time low of 4.5 per 100,000 under President Obama in 2013 and 2014.  Whoda thunk it?

 

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It's mind bottling how every single thing they ran on was a lie. And it worked.

This could very well go on the enshitification thread in the Daily Texan.  All of this gross, gauche crap being paid for by you and me with money we're borrowing from our children. 
 
 
 

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Maybe he’ll follow June Bug’s path to an accidental OG.
1 hour ago, Okie State said:

It's mind bottling how every single thing they ran on was a lie. And it worked.

Not really.  We have known for a while these people want to be lied to.  And nobody wants to think they were duped.  Here we are...

I think they don't care that they were duped. Anything liberal, Democrat, non-white, non-traditional, diverse, or atypical is worse than being duped. There was no way to win those kind of people because they don't use logic or reasoning. They base everything on emotions and the most typical one they do that with is hate. Hate is a powerful motivator. Hate and fear. It's amazing how much they love rich people who absolutely hate them and do nothing for them. That's because all they really want to be is rich.

39 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I think they don't care that they were duped. Anything liberal, Democrat, non-white, non-traditional, diverse, or atypical is worse than being duped. There was no way to win those kind of people because they don't use logic or reasoning. They base everything on emotions and the most typical one they do that with is hate. Hate is a powerful motivator. Hate and fear. It's amazing how much they love rich people who absolutely hate them and do nothing for them. That's because all they really want to be is rich.

Don't forget "low intelligence and incurious".

7 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

While Vance takes yet another vacation, Mike Johnson has been keeping his grift closer to home.
 

 

Why isn't Johnson a bitcoin billionaire by now?

 

13 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Those of y’all on the mainland that live in cities or areas that get lots of foreign tourists are about to see your local economy go in the tank. The only reason things are okay out here is because we get a ton of tourists from Japan, South Korea, The Philippines and China. Canadians have the pretty much quit coming and Europeans are like seeing Bigfoot. The loss of tourism dollars will lead to thousands of restaurant closures, suppliers with much more product on hand, the closing of clothing stores and the hotel industry will get massacred as well. The f’ing around already happened and now the finding out will happen to Americans while TFG is busy trying to extort UCLA for money and skimming a few billion off the top on tariff money taken in. 

18 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

Those of y’all on the mainland that live in cities or areas that get lots of foreign tourists are about to see your local economy go in the tank. The only reason things are okay out here is because we get a ton of tourists from Japan, South Korea, The Philippines and China. Canadians have the pretty much quit coming and Europeans are like seeing Bigfoot. The loss of tourism dollars will lead to thousands of restaurant closures, suppliers with much more product on hand, the closing of clothing stores and the hotel industry will get massacred as well. The f’ing around already happened and now the finding out will happen to Americans while TFG is busy trying to extort UCLA for money and skimming a few billion off the top on tariff money taken in. 

Yeah that sucks. But eh, that’s what America voted for 

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10 hours ago, Pancho said:

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and fuck indiana 

7 minutes ago, Disco Strangler said:

When in Vernon, should jack off on the TV remote. I know I do.   

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1 hour ago, mdmost said:

I think they don't care that they were duped. Anything liberal, Democrat, non-white, non-traditional, diverse, or atypical is worse than being duped. There was no way to win those kind of people because they don't use logic or reasoning. They base everything on emotions and the most typical one they do that with is hate. Hate is a powerful motivator. Hate and fear. It's amazing how much they love rich people who absolutely hate them and do nothing for them. That's because all they really want to be is rich.

It is a example of  how amazingly flawed the human brain is.  We think we are rational and in control of our thoughts but the truth is the human brain is a bolt on project with the “rational portion” physically mounted on the same rudimentary brain that runs a lizard.  Its like if modern computers where just TSR-80s with sodered on GPUs but still running through a Z80 processor.  Fear, hate, hunger, sex.  That is what is really running the show and making decisions for the masses.

1 hour ago, UpperWestside said:

Those of y’all on the mainland that live in cities or areas that get lots of foreign tourists are about to see your local economy go in the tank. The only reason things are okay out here is because we get a ton of tourists from Japan, South Korea, The Philippines and China. Canadians have the pretty much quit coming and Europeans are like seeing Bigfoot. The loss of tourism dollars will lead to thousands of restaurant closures, suppliers with much more product on hand, the closing of clothing stores and the hotel industry will get massacred as well. The f’ing around already happened and now the finding out will happen to Americans while TFG is busy trying to extort UCLA for money and skimming a few billion off the top on tariff money taken in. 

Thank the lord I live in Houston

4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Thank the lord I live in Houston

There’s only one…

52 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Yeah that sucks. But eh, that’s what America voted for 

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3 hours ago, Okie State said:

It's mind bottling how every single thing they ran on was a lie. And it worked.

Twice. 

2 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Yeah that sucks. But eh, that’s what America voted for 

They sure did. I’m eagerly awaiting the regret posts we’ll be seeing from people as our economy spirals out of control while prices keep going higher. What a time to be alive to see 80 million buffoons get exactly what they deserve. 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

and fuck indiana 

Does anyone expect an honest answer from a guy who loves violating unsuspecting couch cushions?

2 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Well, I have a little trip planned for Vernon, TX, and staying at the Hampton for one night, so, it all evens out.

Bacon City...

8 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

It is an example of  how amazingly flawed the human brain is.  We think we are rational and in control of our thoughts but the truth is the human brain is a bolt on project with the “rational portion” physically mounted on the same rudimentary brain that runs a lizard.  Its like if modern computers where just TSR-80s with sodered on GPUs but still running through a Z80 processor.  Fear, hate, hunger, sex.  That is what is really running the show and making decisions for the masses.

Nerd!

BTW, I loved my TRS-80 as a kid. I wish I still had it. 

Destroying the global economy & American capitalism to own the libs!

13 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

But I was told that democratic presidents would pick winners and losers.

 

 

 

Well, under oldlaw, "All Bills for raising Revenue shall originate in the House of Representatives; but the Senate may propose or concur with Amendments as on other Bills."

1 hour ago, Thrawn said:

Nerd!

BTW, I loved my TRS-80 as a kid. I wish I still had it. 

Kind of fun bit of trivia.  The Zilog Z80 lives on today.

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They sure did. I’m eagerly awaiting the regret posts we’ll be seeing from people as our economy spirals out of control while prices keep going higher. What a time to be alive to see 80 million buffoons get exactly what they deserve. 

80 million buffoons and also the rest of us, who they have essentially taken hostage to their version of crazy.
11 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

Those of y’all on the mainland that live in cities or areas that get lots of foreign tourists are about to see your local economy go in the tank. The only reason things are okay out here is because we get a ton of tourists from Japan, South Korea, The Philippines and China. Canadians have the pretty much quit coming and Europeans are like seeing Bigfoot. The loss of tourism dollars will lead to thousands of restaurant closures, suppliers with much more product on hand, the closing of clothing stores and the hotel industry will get massacred as well. The f’ing around already happened and now the finding out will happen to Americans while TFG is busy trying to extort UCLA for money and skimming a few billion off the top on tariff money taken in. 

It's cute that you think the Japanese, Chinamen and KO-reans are going to keep coming.

Just now, South Austin said:

Obergefell will be overturned in a one-sentence unsigned opinion.

"Matrimony for breeders only."

I hate using the Rage emoji. I seem to do that a lot lately. 

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