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1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

It's elected-government harrassment. I hope Trumpists get harrassed for their ethnicity just like non-Trumpists are harrassed. 

 

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Actual conservatives seem to have lashed back during the first Trump administration. What the fuck even is a conservative today? Any conservative who had thoughtful conservative beliefs are gone from that party with no real home.

GOP backlash? C'mon. They're helping.

Succinctly perfect. 

Actual conservatives have been beaten down and are now cowering to Trump.   Remember when Paul Ryan was the future of the party?

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9 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

So many invested in a worthless game of chicken. They projected a lot onto someone that has an open disdain for brown people. Or take the normal route and pay him. His policies are first and foremost transactional, except for the really dumb ones. 

 

There's a scene in Bridge of Spies where James Donovan is packing up for the secret hostage negotiation and his wife, knowing something is up but frustrated that he won't tell her, says "Just give me something to hold on to, I don't even care if it's the truth."

I suspect that's basically what these groups were thinking.  

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1 minute ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Actual conservatives have been beaten down and are now cowering to Trump.   Remember when Paul Ryan was the future of the party?

And Paul Ryan was on that uncomfortable phone recording that mentioned Russian donations to Trump.

I, probably tiresomely, continually refer to the GOP as a criminal organization rather than a political party. No thoughtful conservative would be part of that. We're left with GOP Conservatives jerseys, but the wearers are no more conservatives than the Dallas Cowboys fans or team are actually cowboys.

No doubt that you're correct about some elected conservatives selling their souls to stay in office. They're no longer politiicians; they're traitorous criminals and enemies of the values of a republic.

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2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

And Paul Ryan was on that uncomfortable phone recording that mentioned Russian donations to Trump.

I, probably tiresomely, continually refer to the GOP as a criminal organization rather than a political party. No thoughtful conservative would be part of that. We're left with GOP Conservatives jerseys, but the wearers are no more conservatives than the Dallas Cowboys fans or team are actually cowboys.

No doubt that you're correct about some elected conservatives selling their souls to stay in office. They're no longer politiicians; they're traitorous criminals and enemies of the values of a republic.

There’s something to Donald’s power though. He’s galvanized the base. He ran over golden boy desantis like he was Florida lawn.  Nobody wants to cross don.   Never thought I’d say this but being back W.  Speaking of the Bushs.  Even Prescott Bush bowed to the don

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Half of this country are crack addicts addicted to Trump. We need to hit rock bottom before they can begin to heal from their affliction. 

We are even close to rock bottom. 4 more years of this shit. Hopefully a good number of magats will see that their piece of shit cult leader is a piece of shit. 

The question is, what will be left of this country when traitorous Trump and Republicans are done doing Putin's work?

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4 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Half of this country are crack addicts addicted to Trump. We need to hit rock bottom before they can begin to heal from their affliction. 

We are even close to rock bottom. 4 more years of this shit. Hopefully a good number of magats will see that their piece of shit cult leader is a piece of shit. 

The question is, what will be left of this country when traitorous Trump and Republicans are done doing Putin's work?

The hope is the Midwest union types and the Hispanics swing back to the Democratic Party after they’re bankrupt or have been wrongfully deported

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25 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Nom nom.

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Makes you wonder what it it that makes him republican and say he’d never be a democrat, if his family isn’t enough.  Husband has to feel the same way, right?  How else could they coexist together?

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Makes you wonder what it it that makes him republican and say he’d never be a democrat, if his family isn’t enough.  Husband has to feel the same way, right?  How else could they coexist together?

Because he got his. Fuck everyone else.

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Makes you wonder what it it that makes him republican and say he’d never be a democrat, if his family isn’t enough.  Husband has to feel the same way, right?  How else could they coexist together?

Black dude: "Look, I know the clan says I am mud people, and should be removed from the country and sent back to Africa, but that's just rhetoric.  I really support them because of their community-oriented focus and approach.  I'll never join up with the lefties at the NAACP and such.  But this actual program of nabbing black people and putting them on ships back to Africa is distracting from our core message, and it just might push me out of the Klan!"

Dude.  DUDE.  The "hatred and marginalization of the other" is not a bug, it's not an appurtenance....it's a feature, it's the fucking core function of the product.  You fucking idiots.

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13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Makes you wonder what it it that makes him republican and say he’d never be a democrat, if his family isn’t enough.  Husband has to feel the same way, right?  How else could they coexist together?

Its like icono thinking the GQP gives a fuck about brown people from "not America". He'll be crooning Teg Nugent songs on the boat shipping his ass out of the country, lulz. 

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24 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Half of this country are crack addicts addicted to Trump. We need to hit rock bottom before they can begin to heal from their affliction. 

We are even close to rock bottom. 4 more years of this shit. Hopefully a good number of magats will see that their piece of shit cult leader is a piece of shit. 

The question is, what will be left of this country when traitorous Trump and Republicans are done doing Putin's work?

The electorate is the base problem. They'll be the same despicable group of voters who were devoted to the hate cult before Trump injected himself as its personification.

American white supremacy isn't going anywhere. Neither is the Kingdom Christian movement. They'll blame everybody but Trump. When he's gone, the engine keeps running. Somebody will take the wheel and stand at the altar to lead the faithful in worship of Donald Fucking Trump.

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I wonder which church will win the bid to hold trump’s body in state and charge for viewings. 
 

or is there more money to be made in hiding his remains such that belief in his living persists?

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9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I wonder which church will win the bid to hold trump’s body in state and charge for viewings. 
 

or is there more money to be made in hiding his remains such that belief in his living persists?

I think the money will be in reliquary urinals.

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26 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I wonder which church will win the bid to hold trump’s body in state and charge for viewings. 
 

or is there more money to be made in hiding his remains such that belief in his living persists?

Dude....they are 100% going to pull a "Lenin's tomb."  They'll pickle Il Douche's body, put it inside some elaborate gold (plated) viewing box, install it at Mar-A-Lago, and charge cultists $50 a head to come see it.  And then they must exit through a labyrinth of a gift shop full of MAGA and Trump commemorative merch. 

All roads lead to grift.

All of them.

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28 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Dude....they are 100% going to pull a "Lenin's tomb."  They'll pickle Il Douche's body, put it inside some elaborate gold (plated) viewing box, install it at Mar-A-Lago, and charge cultists $50 a head to come see it.  And then they must exit through a labyrinth of a gift shop full of MAGA and Trump commemorative merch. 

All roads lead to grift.

All of them.

 

$500 a head, maybe $1000

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10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, I forgot to add.....my long-term plan is to wait until Trumpworld collapses into full-on bankruptcy, then I will buy his corpse out of the bankruptcy estate, install it in a blue state in a way that it is surrounded by both urinals and private stalls (for the ladies), each of which drains directly onto his corpse, where I will charge people $100 for the privilege of pissing on Trump.

Then, I'll have the kind of money that would make Elon Musk jealous.

Reminder to also sell water and beer/hard seltzer in the concourse at ballpark prices. 

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5 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The Pakistani American Public Affairs Committee endorsed Trump because they thought he’d get Imran Khan out of jail (no) and now they’re begging Trump not to go through with a Pakistani travel ban. The leopards wanted Desi cuisine. 

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the dumbest fucking people alive 

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Oh, I forgot to add.....my long-term plan is to wait until Trumpworld collapses into full-on bankruptcy, then I will buy his corpse out of the bankruptcy estate, install it in a blue state in a way that it is surrounded by both urinals and private stalls (for the ladies), each of which drains directly onto his corpse, where I will charge people $100 for the privilege of pissing on Trump.
Then, I'll have the kind of money that would make Elon Musk jealous.

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54 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, I forgot to add.....my long-term plan is to wait until Trumpworld collapses into full-on bankruptcy, then I will buy his corpse out of the bankruptcy estate, install it in a blue state in a way that it is surrounded by both urinals and private stalls (for the ladies), each of which drains directly onto his corpse, where I will charge people $100 for the privilege of pissing on Trump.

Then, I'll have the kind of money that would make Elon Musk jealous.

Last bump- preemptive apology for giving myself diarrhea and sending that down a urinal. 

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, I forgot to add.....my long-term plan is to wait until Trumpworld collapses into full-on bankruptcy, then I will buy his corpse out of the bankruptcy estate, install it in a blue state in a way that it is surrounded by both urinals and private stalls (for the ladies), each of which drains directly onto his corpse, where I will charge people $100 for the privilege of pissing on Trump.

Then, I'll have the kind of money that would make Elon Musk jealous.

 Slicing and dicing the turnip would be best for logistics. One facility for each state. Hence the reliquary urinals.

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On 3/8/2025 at 6:04 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Not so durable as to keep him out after 4 years of prosperity under Joe Biden. 

Lots of those people got sucked back into the right wing media machine.  My dad is a perfect example.  Hated Trump after Jan 6.  2 weeks ago was trying to convince me and my wife that Trump is a good man.

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On 3/4/2025 at 10:00 AM, Slacks said:

Dear Every Motherfucker that said, "I voted for Trump because I think he'll be better for the economy*,"

Fuck you.

I really don't give two shits about your politics**.  I give a lot of shits about my got-damn money that I've busted my grey slacks wearing ass for, and this motherfucker IS NOT better for the fucking economy. He's better for his own pockets, which he has always fattened by fucking suckers like you who "think" he's a business man. He's a fucking taker.

  • *I know what you really meant, "I don't want you to think I voted for all that racist rhetoric that I voted for, because the economy was already kicking ass.
  • **I care about policies, not politics. Fuck your power struggle.

In closing, I'm going to be just fine. I've scavenged through trash cans for meals many more times than you have, and I have the fucking receipts.  Now I have enough to make it through this storm. When the Leopards are done eating, I'm going to collect whatever you leave behind because you won't be accountable for your own responsibilities and you'll quit. Great. Get fucked. Make America Great Again.

Sincerely,

The Suspicious Man in Grey Slacks.

Motherfucker I remember having beers with you around the last election and you casually informing me that no one's life would meaningfully change under either president and that I was overreacting. 

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I like all the videos of people asking what are you going to do when it happens? Are you going to work the next day or will you be too hungover.
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18 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Motherfucker I remember having beers with you around the last election and you casually informing me that no one's life would meaningfully change under either president and that I was overreacting. 

Sounds like you and I need to go out and have a few beers.  

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5 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


I like all the videos of people asking what are you going to do when it happens? Are you going to work the next day or will you be too hungover.

I will be extremely hungover.

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On 3/8/2025 at 10:57 AM, Nuge said:

A high percentage of them are blaming Doge/Musk and not Trump.  They're a package deal shit for brains.

 

On 3/8/2025 at 11:07 AM, Thatguy said:

This mother fucker said " Elon Musk has basically taken over our government, and is, calling the shots, unfortunately". No motherfucker this is what Trump asked him to do. These fucking clowns keep referencing Elon Musk as if he is separate from Trump. He is not!

 

 

Once again democrats fail at politics. 

 

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Posted
23 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Yeah, the first order of business is to get someone who is going to take all the negative hits for you.

Biden's was this asshole:

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Dude, Joe was Sleepy Joe because it was easy to sleep through the night on his watch. He is no longer president. Focus.

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6 hours ago, Blotto said:

Its like icono thinking the GQP gives a fuck about brown people from "not America". He'll be crooning Teg Nugent songs on the boat shipping his ass out of the country, lulz. 

I like Ted Nugent’s music

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27 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Yeah, the first order of business is to get someone who is going to take all the negative hits for you.

Biden's was this asshole:

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This guy signed up to be that asshole before the election. 

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Posted
Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

I like Ted Nugent’s music

Having "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" on repeat on your playlist does not = "I like Ted Nugent's music."

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35 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Having "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" on repeat on your playlist does not = "I like Ted Nugent's music."

What about Wango Tango?



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