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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

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20 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

I missed this happy note. DHL was only suing Lindell for $700K.  Pillow Dipshit owes $9,000,000.00 to FedEx.


Mike is probably wondering about now how much crack he could buy with that. Trump used and discarded him.  Surprise!!

 

I sense a new MyPillow2weeks2020Electioncoin rugpull coming!

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8 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

At worst Trump would only need to tell El Salvador to return the guy. But that would also require someone telling Trump about this screwup. 


Ralph wants to know the truth from pathological liar.
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Truth is, you fucked up. Sorry about your son.
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I was aaaaalmost sympathetic till his use of gang bangers. Also the truth is your god is punishing you for being a dipshit. 

21 hours ago, bolverk said:

I'd have a sit-down with my advisor and say, "Look, if you're unable to provide unbiased financial advice based on what's actually going on instead of putting your partisan head in the sand, I'll take my business elsewhere."

My dude busted out a website that showed our running national debt and how much DOGE claims to have saved so far in a "well, we have to do something" manner.

That said, he has new pretty much even on the year, keeping a lot of powder dry, because, somewhere that he'll never admit to, he must realize that Trump is a fucking moron.

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What's interesting is this weird trend of people personally reaching out like they're Putin's serfs, like we've seen in the Ukraine war videos, supplicating themselves and pleading for mercy from Trump as if he were their master. It's disgusting and a fucked up mentality that has no place in a democracy, but it does offer a real-time demonstration of how conservatives actually do have an authoritarian mindset by default, as all those psychological studies we've read about have shown.

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:


Truth is, you fucked up. Sorry about your son.

I'd phrase this more as "I'm sorry FOR your son." Because I'm not sorry for any fucking emotional turmoil that rube has brought upon himself. 

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10 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

We've come a long way from Benjamin Franklin saying "it is better a hundred guilty persons should escape than one innocent person should suffer."

3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

At worst Trump would only need to tell El Salvador to return the guy. But that would also require someone telling Trump about this screwup.  

End the above stuck through sentence with:

A)  giving a damn.

B)  sending/funnelling money to Trump

20 minutes ago, Nivek said:

End the above stuck through sentence with:

A)  giving a damn.

B)  sending/funnelling money to Trump

On the don't-give-a-damn element, I'm reminded when I worked for dysfunctional corporate teams. When someone needed to communicate a problem to a higher up, they had to judge how the higher up would react and the personal impact. If the higher up would get pissed at them. Sometimes the decision was to sweep the problem under the rug.

say Noem had to communicate to Trump that they screwed up and sent a US citizen incorrectly to El Salvador and want to bring them back. What's in it for Noem other than just be a good person, which she isn't.

4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

On the don't-give-a-damn element, I'm reminded when I worked for dysfunctional corporate teams. When someone needed to communicate a problem to a higher up, they had to judge how the higher up would react and the personal impact. If the higher up would get pissed at them. Sometimes the decision was to sweep the problem under the rug.

say Noem had to communicate to Trump that they screwed up and sent a US citizen incorrectly to El Salvador and want to bring them back. What's in it for Noem other than just be a good person, which she isn't.

Maybe SHE would get deported to El Salvador. They also have some real bad women jails. At least CERCOT has electricity.

14 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

On the don't-give-a-damn element, I'm reminded when I worked for dysfunctional corporate teams. When someone needed to communicate a problem to a higher up, they had to judge how the higher up would react and the personal impact. If the higher up would get pissed at them. Sometimes the decision was to sweep the problem under the rug.

say Noem had to communicate to Trump that they screwed up and sent a US citizen incorrectly to El Salvador and want to bring them back. What's in it for Noem other than just be a good person, which she isn't.

Sir, I don't want the first time you hear about this be from the media, but someone made a mistake and I think we should fix it. Tell Rubio to call and ask to get this guy back.

15 hours ago, GenXer said:


Ralph wants to know the truth from pathological liar.

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“ see Ralphie, I’m a leopard, and I heard those Haitians were eating cats…

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53 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Sir, I don't want the first time you hear about this be from the media, but someone made a mistake and I think we should fix it. Tell Rubio to call and ask to get this guy back.

Sir, some Biden people that Musk/Doge has not rooted out was unnoticed by Noem, and as a result an American citizen was deported and placed in prison.  The liberal media is making this out to be a bigger issue than it really is, since the guy speak Spanish and has made new friends, probably.  I recommend we get this guy back here and make him sign an NDA, on the condition of a $5,000 payment from Alina Habba's fund.   Pete and Kash should have caught this.  /Mike Waltz 

59 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Sir, I don't want the first time you hear about this be from the media, but someone made a mistake and I think we should fix it. Tell Rubio to call and ask to get this guy back.

“If he’s in that prison he’s a bad hombre. Some are saying his tattoos are the worst of the worst.”

Can someone add Trumps face on here, feel like it would get a lot of mileage in this thread

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On 3/31/2025 at 12:13 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

I also have no kids by design and basically no will.  It's all going to the govt and charity at some point anyway, and I'm fine living like that.  

Pics of Charity?  Oh, wrong board.  

The actual poisoning of the country being done right in front of us (let viruses and disease run rampant, yayyyy!!!)

We are trending to becoming Somalia.

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I just assumed everyone who voted for Trump has brain cancer. 

12 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

What an staggeringly idiotic, hidebound bitch.

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how it started. how it's going

meghan mccain edition

 

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She didn't give a wet fart fuck about any of Trump's fuckery until it punched HER in the mouth.

"Some government spending is needed and appropriate!?" WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE BILLIONAIRES!?

4 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I just assumed everyone who voted for Trump has brain cancer. worms

fify

16 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I just assumed everyone who voted for Trump has brain cancer. 

I'm hoping its terminal for all of them. 

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23 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

She didn't give a wet fart fuck about any of Trump's fuckery until it punched HER in the mouth.

"Some government spending is needed and appropriate!?" WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE BILLIONAIRES!?

Let's not forget all the abhorrent things Trump said about her father

2 hours ago, texas08 said:

We are trending to becoming Somalia.

Somalis were called "skinnies" in Black Hawk Down.

Americans in general are overweight. By becoming Somalia, our population can slim down and we can say goodbye to Ozempic. 

 

/silverlining

On 3/30/2025 at 2:30 AM, tx 3 putt said:

Trump won West Virginia by 70% of the votes.

West Virginia receives 50% of its annual budget from federal funds.

Trump froze federal funds to West Virginia and farmers are losing their farms.

#FAFO

 

The thing is, even if the common clay of West Virginia do end up blaming DoTarD for this shit (narrator: they won't), it doesn't matter, because doTArd won't be on another ballot. 

The congressmen who are allowing this will be on the ballot again, and they aren't taking the heat if dOTarD (or nazi bitch) is. 

 

IOW, blaming DoTARd doesn't really matter. 

 

13 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

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He doesn't need to be on another ballot, ever.  He just doesn't need to leave.  And if Pence did what Trump wanted in 2021, he might have never left.

17 hours ago, texas08 said:

The actual poisoning of the country being done right in front of us (let viruses and disease run rampant, yayyyy!!!)

We are trending to becoming Somalia.

But I don't wanna be a pirate!

40 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

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I get what you are saying, but I'm not so far out on the ledge that I think that states will be putting him on their ballots, with a few exceptions (Florida, OK). However, I am far out enough on the ledge that I think its possible he refuses to leave at the end of his current term, declares martial law, stays (or tries to stay) in power, and we have civil war II. 

Regardless, either way, he won't be on a ballot. So voters' anger over doge won't directly affect him, which was my point. And unfortunately we are too stupid to direct that anger at the people who are allowing this shit, which is Congress. 

 

 

2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

The thing is, even if the common clay of West Virginia do end up blaming DoTarD for this shit (narrator: they won't), it doesn't matter, because doTArd won't be on another ballot. 

The congressmen who are allowing this will be on the ballot again, and they aren't taking the heat if dOTarD (or nazi bitch) is. 

 

IOW, blaming DoTARd doesn't really matter. 

 

 

maga voters will fall out and stop showing up to the polls 

44 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I get what you are saying, but I'm not so far out on the ledge that I think that states will be putting him on their ballots, with a few exceptions (Florida, OK). However, I am far out enough on the ledge that I think its possible he refuses to leave at the end of his current term, declares martial law, stays (or tries to stay) in power, and we have civil war II. 

Regardless, either way, he won't be on a ballot. So voters' anger over doge won't directly affect him, which was my point. And unfortunately we are too stupid to direct that anger at the people who are allowing this shit, which is Congress. 

 

 

My legal education is limited to univ of texas sports message boards. So, I don’t know shit about fuck.

That being said, the 22nd amendment is worded so that trump could serve as president in a third term. At least it could be argued that way. As we know, the legal system intentionality works at a snail’s pace so we could be well into a third trump term before it hits the courts. But oh yeah, nothing the president does is illegal so we can’t really do anything about it anyway.

Here’s the play- trump doesn’t run for president in 2028; he runs for vice president and vance runs for president with the obvious implication that vance will resign on jan 21. Trump then makes vance his vice president.

The key is that trump is not elected to the office of the president. There isn’t verbiage that prohibits serving as president.

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Again, I don’t know shit about fuck but we all know trump challenges all the norms. I fully expect something like this to happen; he’s already saying as such.

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2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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Seems like she cries a lot. Eat shit, meg

15 minutes ago, GenXer said:

My legal education is limited to univ of texas sports message boards. So, I don’t know shit about fuck.

That being said, the 22nd amendment is worded so that trump could serve as president in a third term. At least it could be argued that way. As we know, the legal system intentionality works at a snail’s pace so we could be well into a third trump term before it hits the courts. But oh yeah, nothing the president does is illegal so we can’t really do anything about it anyway.

Here’s the play- trump doesn’t run for president in 2028; he runs for vice president and vance runs for president with the obvious implication that vance will resign on jan 21. Trump then makes vance his vice president.

The key is that trump is not elected to the office of the president. There isn’t verbiage that prohibits serving as president.

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Again, I don’t know shit about fuck but we all know trump challenges all the norms. I fully expect something like this to happen; he’s already saying as such.

My understanding is that there is also verbiage in the Constitution that says a candidate can't "run" for VP if they would not otherwise be eligible to be president. Trump would therefore not be eligible having already served two terms as POTUS.

17 minutes ago, GenXer said:

My legal education is limited to univ of texas sports message boards. So, I don’t know shit about fuck.

That being said, the 22nd amendment is worded so that trump could serve as president in a third term. At least it could be argued that way. As we know, the legal system intentionality works at a snail’s pace so we could be well into a third trump term before it hits the courts. But oh yeah, nothing the president does is illegal so we can’t really do anything about it anyway.

Here’s the play- trump doesn’t run for president in 2028; he runs for vice president and vance runs for president with the obvious implication that vance will resign on jan 21. Trump then makes vance his vice president.

The key is that trump is not elected to the office of the president. There isn’t verbiage that prohibits serving as president.

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Again, I don’t know shit about fuck but we all know trump challenges all the norms. I fully expect something like this to happen; he’s already saying as such.

The twelfth amendment handles that. It states no one ineligible to be president shall become vice president. Or something like that.

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hopefully the motherfucker dies today so the whole argument is moot. 

2 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

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Who is this guy? Isn't he the same guy in the hotdog suit? 

I'm sure I'm the only one in the dark, but that's where I am.

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All this is true.  I heard a law professor on NPR yesterday and she was quoting everything quoted above re the 12th and 22nd Amendments.  She finished with the following point, and I paraphrase:

So?  Who is going to stop this person who has so far not been bound by Constitutional laws and norms?  Is the most ineffectual and compliant Republican Congress ever going to stop him?  Is there an expectation that he will suddenly say to himself, "Well, now I've just gone too far."? There is nothing in what we know of him so far that would lead anyone to believe this to be the case.  So we should expect the unthinkable, as that's what we've witnessed from him so far.

 

 

25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

maga voters will fall out and stop showing up to the polls 

 

Again, this doesn't matter if he's not on a ballot. Which I don't think he will be, either way. 

 

19 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

I just assumed everyone who voted for Trump has brain cancer. 

 

16 hours ago, Superhero said:

Somalis were called "skinnies" in Black Hawk Down.

Americans in general are overweight. By becoming Somalia, our population can slim down and we can say goodbye to Ozempic. 

 

/silverlining

Remember chemo is also quite slimming.  Let’s do this.  

8 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

All this is true.  I heard a law professor on NPR yesterday and she was quoting everything quoted above re the 12th and 22nd Amendments.  She finished with the following point, and I paraphrase:

So?  Who is going to stop this person who has so far not been bound by Constitutional laws and norms?  Is the most ineffectual and compliant Republican Congress ever going to stop him?  Is there an expectation that he will suddenly say to himself, "Well, now I've just gone too far."? There is nothing in what we know of him so far that would lead anyone to believe this to be the case.  So we should expect the unthinkable, as that's what we've witnessed from him so far.

 

 

100%. They could simply re-write the shit they don't like. They have the majority on SCOTUS. But, by the letter of the law (lol, I know) he cannot serve a third term as things stand today without some serious fucky fucky. (I expect fucky fucky.)

the ozempic supply will be cut off when we bomb Denmark.

Trump's going to cut a deal where he and his family and every family friend gets a lifetime pardon and a payment of a billion trillion dollars a year for his lifetime plus 25 years in exchange for him not running for and winning a third term.

 

Trump running as VP opens the door for a Shapiro-Obama ticket. Good luck.

5 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Trump's going to cut a deal where he and his family and every family friend gets a lifetime pardon and a payment of a billion trillion dollars a year for his lifetime plus 25 years in exchange for him not running for and winning a third term.

 

There won't be any deal.  He'll just pardon everyone for everything by Presidential fiat.  

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