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Posted
29 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Seriously?!? This is the first I’m hearing they actually expect stimulus checks… but it’s based solely on the fact we got Covid checks? Like, his platform is just to give us money for no reason? 
 

I mean, my firm did quite well processing PPP loans, so I wouldn’t complain about something like that as the economy craters due to tariffs. Maybe we’re on to something here. Fuck it. Bring on the pain, baby!

I don't know if it was Trump or Elon, or just something that picked up momentum in online MAGA circles, but they definitely thought that once DOGE eliminated all that waste and fraud they would be getting refund checks for the govt. 

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10 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I don't know if it was Trump or Elon, or just something that picked up momentum in online MAGA circles, but they definitely thought that once DOGE eliminated all that waste and fraud they would be getting refund checks for the govt. 

Our Pustule In Chief literally said that he would do so:

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On Feb. 19, President Donald Trump said he would consider the plan to pay out $5,000 stimulus checks to taxpayers in the form of a 'DOGE dividend' during a summit in Miami. He explained it as using part of the 20% of the savings identified by Musk's Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) and giving it back to taxpayers.

Because he has the IQ of a hollowed-out rotted pumpkin.

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Posted
1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

I don’t really know where to post this, but I just found out my MIL cashed out a bunch of blue chip stocks and dropped a couple hundred grand into Tesla over the last couple weeks. Fuck. At least, I’ve been told it’s only a couple hundred. God help us if it’s a lot more than that. 

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Posted
On 4/24/2025 at 8:21 AM, High Plains Drifter said:

If things get really bad, they can live off each other's fat for months.

ai sez: total starvation is fatal in 8ish weeks regardless of initial starting body weight

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Posted
21 hours ago, Red Five said:

So "woke democrats" have been stealing maga's money for decades, and they should be arrested, huh. I'd love to hear more about this.

and maga are owed their stimulus checks

for maga

just for them

Posted
8 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

As a physician I can confidently say this is not as straightforward as it initially appears.  On the one hand there is absolutely no evidence that Ivermectin cures anything other than parasitic worms.  On the other hand, I would need to see your cousins tits to see if she might have a point.

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Posted
20 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

china will pay the tariffs 

that alabama school board needs to convene a virtual presser by zoom and invite fox and newsmax with the invitation headline: "CANADA AND CHINA ARE REFUSING TO PAY THE TARIFFS ON OUR BUSES"

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Posted
14 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

As a physician I can confidently say this is not as straightforward as it initially appears.  On the one hand there is absolutely no evidence that Ivermectin cures anything other than parasitic worms.  On the other hand, I would need to see your cousins tits to see if she might have a point.

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Posted
20 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

As a physician I can confidently say this is not as straightforward as it initially appears.  On the one hand there is absolutely no evidence that Ivermectin cures anything other than parasitic worms.  On the other hand, I would need to see your cousins tits to see if she might have a point.

You're just like all of those other uppity scientists who think they are better than us.  How many dogs on heartworm medicine got COVID during the pandemic? Open your eyes people, and see the facts that are right in front of your face.

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Posted
2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Somebody on twitter please call that guy's wife a parasite (well, I guess now ex-parasite). Thanks in advance. 

I can’t do it.  Like all MAGA pussies, he apparently deleted all his posts going back a month.   I’m sure he was instructed about the fuck around/find out part sufficiently that he quickly went full coward and deleted it all because the incoming truth bombs were too much for his delicate psyche to bear.

Posted
20 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

You're just like all of those other uppity scientists who think they are better than us.  How many dogs on heartworm medicine got COVID during the pandemic? Open your eyes people, and see the facts that are right in front of your face.

Dogs like to eat, other dogs’ poop, so we may have a bit of confounding causation.  However, mark me down is not wanting to participate in that particular study.

Posted
35 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

She's a 58 year old type II diabetic that lives in a trailer in SE Texas....

Single or double-wide?

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Posted
2 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

TSLA is up something like 10%+ since its disappointing earnings report dropped. Maybe your MIL just understands the backassward reality we live in. I’m starting to think we’d all do well with the Costanza Opposite approach these days. 

lol. Maybe. She bought it April 2, so basically the exact same value as today. I don’t believe it’s possible for them to sustain that value with the whole world basically protesting Musk. And if he leaves, the value crashes even further

Posted
12 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Sir, I will have you know that she is married to a man that gets not one, but TWO disability checks every month. One from the military and a second from one of the local refineries where he fell off a ladder or some shit. You don't think a man with that kind of wealth would park his Harley 3 wheeler in from of a lowly single wide, do you? 

does she wake him up with coffee every morning? does she slide across the floor in her homemade house shoes?

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Posted
29 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Dogs like to eat, other dogs’ poop, so we may have a bit of confounding causation.  However, mark me down is not wanting to participate in that particular study.

and it was claimed you could get COVID from a fart.

 

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Posted
59 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Sir, I will have you know that she is married to a man that gets not one, but TWO disability checks every month. One from the military and a second from one of the local refineries where he fell off a ladder or some shit. You don't think a man with that kind of wealth would park his Harley 3 wheeler in from of a lowly single wide, do you? 

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Posted
1 hour ago, strangulation! said:

does she wake him up with coffee every morning? does she slide across the floor in her homemade house shoes?

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Posted
On 4/23/2025 at 6:17 PM, Thatguy said:

You see six Big-Boned people in that picture. They ain't pickin shit!


Needing that full one pound of Jimmy dean sausage every morning!

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Posted
11 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

You try feeding that with a little 12oz roll. It ain’t gonna work. 

Sir, the correct nomenclature is "fucking pussy roll of sausage."  You sound like some consumer geekaroid.  You best watch yourself.

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Posted
35 minutes ago, Covri said:


Needing that full one pound of Jimmy dean sausage every morning!

Is there something you are trying to tell us in code?  This is a safe space.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

And a woman who’s a little plump, scotch girl, and a daughter who‘s thirteen. 

and maybe 4 fried chickens and a coke?

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Posted
53 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Serious question. How does one go about having sexy time in this condition.

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot?

 

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Posted
16 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot?

Do you roll him in flower too? How do you make sure you are facing right side? At this size a person has both front and back asses and titties.

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