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1 hour ago, Tuco said:

Yeah, that's game plan.  Crippled the agencies, drive up dissatisfaction with them, dismantle them completely, replacing the bureaucracy with a King handing out money to the governors who bend the knee.  A competent dictatorship can be fast and even efficient.  But the "competent" part of that isn't a system, it's luck.  Luck that we will not have. 

 

Thing is, Arkansas has had a fair share of disasters in the past 2 months, and I'm not sure exactly what more Huckabeef needs to do to secure FEMA funding for her state, other than maybe give Trump a sloppy bj on tv.

I'm not defending her in the least, but she's as MAGA as they come and it hasn't been enough.

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Thing is, Arkansas has had a fair share of disasters in the past 2 months, and I'm not sure exactly what more Huckabeef needs to do to secure FEMA funding for her state, other than maybe give Trump a sloppy bj on tv.

I'm not defending her in the least, but she's as MAGA as they come and it hasn't been enough.

 

 

The thing more she needs to do is somehow become physically attractive, then Trump will give funds. 

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18 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Thing is, Arkansas has had a fair share of disasters in the past 2 months, and I'm not sure exactly what more Huckabeef needs to do to secure FEMA funding for her state, other than maybe give Trump a sloppy bj on tv.

I'm not defending her in the least, but she's as MAGA as they come and it hasn't been enough.

 

 

Well, he's not King yet.  Right now he can only gum up the system, not replace it.  He gums it up enough and people will believe it needs to be replaced.  Arkansas and Missouri are filled with enough cultists who will believe him as he says it's FEMA's fault.  Huckabeef certainly won't blame Trump.  And once the system is replaced* with a single decision maker, that decision maker has all the power.  It's the same thing with Tariffs.  Sure, he may fuck up the economy, but since Congress has ceded him the ability to either save or ruin companies, he can use that to demand loyalty.  Same thing with deportations.  When the President, or the Dept of State, can decide to cancel a visa, they can punish someone who says something they don't agree with.  Trump is demonstrating what happens when a system is placed with a person.  

 

Note: it doesn't actually need to "replaced," just "reformed" in a way that makes it more "efficient." That includes which states/counties get funds.  It could also include which contractors get the work, which would be a graft machine.  

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3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Thing is, Arkansas has had a fair share of disasters in the past 2 months, and I'm not sure exactly what more Huckabeef needs to do to secure FEMA funding for her state, other than maybe give Trump a sloppy bj on tv.

I'm not defending her in the least, but she's as MAGA as they come and it hasn't been enough.

 

 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Dutchrudder said:

Hey Josh, I'm gonna need you to find your biggest, longest bootstraps...

And pull 'em right up into your butthole! Hahahahha

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Hawley doesn't give a shit if his constituents receive any aid or not, no skin off his back. He just wants to be able to say "hey I tried".

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45 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I just hope I live my life in a way such that when I get the news that I'm at death's door, I won't need to recant most of my prior opinions.

Your opinion on female body hair is waiting for you....you'll recant.

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17 hours ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Hawley doesn't give a shit if his constituents receive any aid or not, no skin off his back. He just wants to be able to say "hey I tried".

Hawley is one of those weird Republicans who seem to care about a few things. Like 90% of the time he is an insane right wing nutjob and then 10% of the time he is teaming up with Bernie Sanders to advance some social program.

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38 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Hawley is one of those weird Republicans who seem to care about a few things. Like 90% of the time he is an insane right wing nutjob and then 10% of the time he is teaming up with Bernie Sanders to advance some social program.

He cares about:

 

1.  Making a shit ton of money

2.  Getting re-elected. 

 

That's it.

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5 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

He cares about:

 

1.  Making a shit ton of money

2.  Getting re-elected. 

 

That's it.

Ok well he has unexpected priorities sometimes in achieving those things. 

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

Hawley is one of those weird Republicans who seem to care about a few things. Like 90% of the time he is an insane right wing nutjob and then 10% of the time he is teaming up with Bernie Sanders to advance some social program.

Seconded. I've been involved with some legal issues that are most assuredly individual vs. corporations, and he took the real people side along with us and was overtly against corporate bad acts.  It was a strange feeling.  

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Posted
7 minutes ago, GenXer said:

We’re living here in allentown

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genX Todd has never voted in his life before 2024. Votes trump.

Views the world has “gone to crap” because 1) no law and order 2) people smoking weed 3) gays and trans on tv 4) brown people 5) cursive 6) pledge of allegiance in school

A lot to unpack

1) Todd thinks the convicted felon who instigated J6 will revive law and order

2) State law for medicinal, dumbass

3) hey snowflake, remember bowie and culture club from like 40 years ago. 

4) puerto ricans are american citizens, dumbass.

5) cursive? Seriously? What happened to your brain that made this even register as a talking point?

6)  State law. In Pennsylvania - a student must provide written notice from a parent or guardian to gain exemption. Talk to your local school board about the pledge of allegiance

Somebody’s been watching foxnews. A lot.

I’m embarrassed this idiot is genX.

Also, cursive.

Regarding allentown, billy joel told genX to leave there 40 years ago. You probably saw the PSA video wedged between the culture club, bowie, george michael, queen, and elton john videos.

I know we use the term a lot, but people like this need to die in a fire. Literally. Slowly. 

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Ironic that Joe was actually bringing back manufacturing to the US but since he's not terrified of trans people or brown people he had to go. Just like you job, Todd.  

 

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Jesus Christ fucking a cracker. Americans are incredibly shitty people. 

If I can find a way to make my way off this sinking ship I will thoroughly enjoy watching the destruction from afar. 

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Posted
16 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Ironic that Joe was actually bringing back manufacturing to the US but since he's not terrified of trans people or brown people he had to go. Just like you job, Todd.  

 

But, you see, Joe was bringing back jobs in skilled labor. What the MAGATs want is to have all of their Temu crap manufactured in the good ole USA.

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, GenXer said:

 

I’m embarrassed this idiot is genX.

 

I've got some bad news for you.  GenX are majority Trumpkins.  I guess riding a bike without a helmet and drinking from the hose *might* not have made us stronger/smarter after all.

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No generation is immune to being duped by skilled and well-funded propagandists.

As Americans age into the period of their lives where they consume TV news, they will fall into the Black Sleep of Kali Ma.

Until something changes our course, we will only get more and more fucked. The oligarchs have seen to it and will perpetuate our spiral towards pre-New Deal government until the next cataclysm.

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But, you see, Joe was bringing back jobs in skilled labor. What the MAGATs want is to have all of their Temu crap manufactured in the good ole USA.

No they don’t. They want whatever they are told they want. There is nothing the MAGATs won’t flip flop on.
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Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, softlynow said:

No generation is immune to being duped by skilled and well-funded propagandists.

As Americans age into the period of their lives where they consume TV news, they will fall into the Black Sleep of Kali Ma.

Until something changes our course, we will only get more and more fucked. The oligarchs have seen to it and will perpetuate our spiral towards pre-New Deal government until the next cataclysm.

 

2 hours ago, locodos said:

I've got some bad news for you.  GenX are majority Trumpkins.  I guess riding a bike without a helmet and drinking from the hose *might* not have made us stronger/smarter after all.

I'm so often torn lately between the laughing +1 and rage +1. Went with laughter on both of these. By the way, your Black Sleep of the Kali Ma reference is from 41 years ago, in case anyone was needing to feel old today. Also, I'd bet anyone that's ever posted that shit on facebook about how we used to wear no helmets, ride in the back of the truck with our drunk dad drivin', and drink out the garden hose hasn't had a drink of water except from a single use plastic bottle in 20 years.

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Posted
1 hour ago, mchookem said:

oh, fuck you Todd. fuck you. i hope you lose your business and your home. cheers!


If Todd’s website for pro dart is any indication of the quality of their products, the clock is ticking on that business.

Hey Todd, 1998 called and has some recommendations on improving your website.

make cursive great again

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Posted
1 hour ago, GenXer said:


If Todd’s website for pro dart is any indication of the quality of their products, the clock is ticking on that business.

Hey Todd, 1998 called and has some recommendations on improving your website.

make cursive great again

I have been slightly taken aback that handwriting is no longer taught.  But it's not that big a deal.

After I took mechanical drawing in high school, I took notes in a rough version of single-stroke Gothic lettering all through undergrad.  Had to go back to cursive in law school to be able to puke out essays faster.

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I have been slightly taken aback that handwriting is no longer taught.  But it's not that big a deal.
After I took mechanical drawing in high school, I took notes in a rough version of single-stroke Gothic lettering all through undergrad.  Had to go back to cursive in law school to be able to puke out essays faster.

And typing is much faster. And more legible. And nobody hand writes business letters and rarely personal ones. Shit gets outdated and fuck any schooling system that doesn’t adjust, freeing up time to teach new skills that didn’t exist when I was a kid.
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Heard a MAGA the other day say the reason cursive isn't being taught anymore is so that people will no longer be able to read the constitution which will lead to their rights being stolen.

We're fucked.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Tuco said:


And typing is much faster. And more legible. And nobody hand writes business letters and rarely personal ones. Shit gets outdated and fuck any schooling system that doesn’t adjust, freeing up time to teach new skills that didn’t exist when I was a kid.

And Otter. And voice to text for writing papers when you want a quick first draft.

I ditched cursive the first opportunity I had in like the sixth grade.

Focus on understanding rather than a sprint to write every word coming out the teacher’s mouth.

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5 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Jesus Christ fucking a cracker. Americans are incredibly shitty people. 

If I can find a way to make my way off this sinking ship I will thoroughly enjoy watching the destruction from afar. 

Americans are shitty people.

If I am fortunate enough to escape, I’ll enjoy watching its destruction from afar.

 

statement one: sure. Plenty of good individuals, but the prevailing winds are toxic and quite possibly irredeemable.

statement two: see statement one.

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Posted
3 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Heard a MAGA the other day say the reason cursive isn't being taught anymore is so that people will no longer be able to read the constitution which will lead to their rights being stolen.

We're fucked.

I can read cursive just fine and my rights are still being stolen

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