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1 hour ago, Auto Driller said:

So she is 24, and they “met on a flight to Palm Beach in 2021”. At this time, she would have been 20 - or possibly 19 - while he was 68 years old and the head coach of the Patriots. They could at least lie and say it was 2023 to make it slightly less ridiculous.

To me, a 68 year old chatting up, and asking out a teenager on a flight is way creepier than just saying they met on seeking.com.

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2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

To me, a 68 year old chatting up, and asking out a teenager on a flight is way creepier than just saying they met on seeking.com.

I agree, but I’ve also had several satisfying relationships from seeking, of course nobody ever wanted to interview me about them.

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1 hour ago, SameSame said:

They are really stretching to try and make sure everyone doesn't know she's a paid whore.

Oh they’re stretching, alright. Right after the sildenafil and a glass of water.

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this whole fiasco has me second-guessing bill’s entire legacy.  he won super bowls as a coordinator under parcells, and super bowls as a coach with the best player to ever wear a uniform.  that player left in his mid-40s and won another super bowl while bill did nothing other than draft terribly and lose and ended up getting fired.  plus the old shirts, that shit is weird.  I have shirts like that, and I’m a degenerate, but even I wouldn’t wear them to a televised interview.  bill might just be a weirdo. 

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3 hours ago, futureman said:

this whole fiasco has me second-guessing bill’s entire legacy.  he won super bowls as a coordinator under parcells, and super bowls as a coach with the best player to ever wear a uniform.  that player left in his mid-40s and won another super bowl while bill did nothing other than draft terribly and lose and ended up getting fired.  plus the old shirts, that shit is weird.  I have shirts like that, and I’m a degenerate, but even I wouldn’t wear them to a televised interview.  bill might just be a weirdo. 

Bill was always a shit drafter.

I have said it before, but the Patriots were good year-after-year because veteran free agents took less money to go to New England, play with Brady, and finally win a Super Bowl. Even Brady took less money than he was worth, because he understood that he could make it up with endorsements if he kept winning.

During the Brady tenure, Bill routinely shit the bed with 1 to 3 of each year’s 1st, 2nd, & 3rd round picks.

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On 4/30/2025 at 11:42 AM, John80 said:

Hiring a 72 old coach that cares more about his pleasing his sugar baby than football will be an entertaining trainwreck for everyone to watch. 

I for one, can not wait for the shitshow.  I hate those fuckers

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26 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Dean Smith is rolling over in his grave thinking about all the young snatch he could have had with him in Chapel Hill.

Oh he wanted to but he just kept stalling. 

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8 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Bill was always a shit drafter.

I have said it before, but the Patriots were good year-after-year because veteran free agents took less money to go to New England, play with Brady, and finally win a Super Bowl. Even Brady took less money than he was worth, because he understood that he could make it up with endorsements if he kept winning.

During the Brady tenure, Bill routinely shit the bed with 1 to 3 of each year’s 1st, 2nd, & 3rd round picks.

All this is true, but you're forgetting that he was STILL one of the best Coaches to ever do it.

He was shit at drafting and roster construction, and he lucked out having Brady. But make no mistake as a HC he still knew what the fuck he was doing till the end IMO.

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58 minutes ago, Drew said:

All this is true, but you're forgetting that he was STILL one of the best Coaches to ever do it.

He was shit at drafting and roster construction, and he lucked out having Brady. But make no mistake as a HC he still knew what the fuck he was doing till the end IMO.

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1 hour ago, Drew said:

All this is true, but you're forgetting that he was STILL one of the best Coaches to ever do it.

He was shit at drafting and roster construction, and he lucked out having Brady. But make no mistake as a HC he still knew what the fuck he was doing till the end IMO.

 Correct!

He was stealing signs.

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I think Mack is laughing big time. Of course he had the curse on recruits, but what about coaches?  Strong check, now this, how about Torbush! Wow....17-18 at UNC.  Gotta give it up for Mack, assuming Bill crashes and burns the Mack Coach Curse will be confirmed. 

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Yeah ya'll can pretend all you want...it was both of them.

He never should have had control of the roster, and was lucky Brady played as long as he did...but he was a hell of a coach. This revisionist history shit is for the birds.

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I was mostly just being funny, it’s one of those sports things that can never be proven one way or another, but his teams were great with Brady and mostly stunk without him, so it’s a fair inference.

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12 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I was mostly just being funny, it’s one of those sports things that can never be proven one way or another, but his teams were great with Brady and mostly stunk without him, so it’s a fair inference.

I was just fascinated by the Matt Patricia/Joe Judge as co-OC move. Was it nobody wanting to work with Belichick? Or was he really dumb enough to think that was a good idea?

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1 hour ago, JGrayDBU said:

I think Mack is laughing big time. Of course he had the curse on recruits, but what about coaches?  Strong check, now this, how about Torbush! Wow....17-18 at UNC.  Gotta give it up for Mack, assuming Bill crashes and burns the Mack Coach Curse will be confirmed. 

I'm not sure if the curse applies to Tulane since he wasn't fired, but his successor was Greg Davis and you can probably guess how that worked out for Tulane.

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16 hours ago, futureman said:

this whole fiasco has me second-guessing bill’s entire legacy.  he won super bowls as a coordinator under parcells, and super bowls as a coach with the best player to ever wear a uniform.  that player left in his mid-40s and won another super bowl while bill did nothing other than draft terribly and lose and ended up getting fired.  plus the old shirts, that shit is weird.  I have shirts like that, and I’m a degenerate, but even I wouldn’t wear them to a televised interview.  bill might just be a weirdo. 

that "look" is getting him some ass that is 48 years younger than he is (it still looks stupid though)

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Maybe they'll bring him back and he can stop trying to weasel his way into the athletic department here 

54 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

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Sally and I were wondering how things are going down there in Chapel Hill.

 

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My recollection is that Belichick was pretty damn good at roster construction. He would drop over-priced vets with little hesitation, picked up damaged goods for cheap, and especially on defense looked for guys that were pretty adaptable. Thus he had a lot more flexibility week to week designing defensive schemes. If you look at scoring defense while he was a HC, NE was pretty damn consistent. Some of that was Bill, some of that was playing the jets and dolphins a lot. 

4 hours ago, Frank Hammer said:

i think he would be laughing because she's not Sally and not bringing the orange slices though

 I'd much rather eat Jordan's cookie than Sally's

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

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I've always loved this graphic.  Especially the part with DJ Monroe standing on the sideline.

Anyway, I applaud BB.  Good for him.  Fuck the haters.

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On 4/30/2025 at 11:25 AM, Magus Ossis said:

Wouldn't surprise me if she started collecting photos and videos of him in, shall we say, compromising positions early in the relationship. Like make him wear the mermaid getup with a ball-gag in place. The leash sure seems short enough to let her, and those will help her should he ever begin to entertain a terrible idea like pulling the plug.

At this point I would be surprised if Bill didn't say "fuck it, I kinda like that picture."

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My guess is that Bill is not all there. A 73 year old could very well have some cognitive decline. I don’t mean not knowing your name but could very likely make questionable decisions. Plenty of old, rich guys get with the much younger women at this stage. One last grasp of feeling young. And if she’s good at faking everything, why does he care.

for her, she can put up with 5-10 years of his decline, convince him to marry and walk off with 10s of millions before 35. Maybe have a child to lock in money in case he decides to move on.

 

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