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11 minutes ago, tchookem said:
1 hour ago, mdmost said:
How do you expect to be governor when you got no ass?

Our governor's dick don't work. Checkmate lib.

I don’t think his ass works either.  Midstream detour into a catch basin required. 

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5 hours ago, tchookem said:
7 hours ago, mdmost said:
How do you expect to be governor when you got no ass?

Our governor's dick don't work. Checkmate lib.

What is the joke here?  I don’t get it. 

Posted
3 hours ago, Elvis said:

What is the joke here?  I don’t get it. 

Nancy Mace has a flat ass.

Greg Abbott has a paralyzed penis.

To get to the other side.

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13 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Nancy Mace has a flat ass.

Greg Abbott has a paralyzed penis.

To get to the other side.

band name dibs on “Greg Abbott’s Paralyzed Penis”

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On 8/9/2025 at 2:27 AM, Elvis said:

What is the joke here?  I don’t get it. 

You're spending a lot of time in this forum lately. Trouble on the home front?

Posted (edited)
On 8/10/2025 at 12:10 AM, Macanudo said:

Death metal or punk?

definitely punk. the death metal version would be Greg Abbott's Necrotic Penis

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On 8/9/2025 at 4:15 AM, Kyrie Eleison said:

band name dibs on “Greg Abbott’s Paralyzed Penis”

All yours, buddy

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

You're spending a lot of time in this forum lately. Trouble on the home front?

He is just really big into family values

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