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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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so my wife’s working on her masters degree, and her prof’s aunt had a dating profile where she stated one of her hobbies a love of cornhole.  

THOUSANDS of messages…

1 minute ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

so my wife’s working on her masters degree, and her prof’s aunt had a dating profile where she stated one of her hobbies a love of cornhole.  

THOUSANDS of messages…

Link?  For a friend.

4 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

"mitch mcconnell is basically a liberal at this point.  he's almost a democrat."

this is what we're dealing with.

 

Dumber than a bag of hammers

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

Dumber than a bag of hammers

Hammers are useful.

Kara Bell from Lake Travis, the one who went on the Mexicans and anal sex rant at the school board meeting a few days ago, has made her Twitter feed public again and it's as crazy as you would think. Kara Bell is clearly a believer in Q-Anon.  Note the "Kara Q. Bell"   Kara, you may remember, assaulted Nordstrom employees and then went on a screaming rampage when the police showed up, such that the police arrested her, hauled her away, and she ended up being charged with assault. 
 
Spoiler

 

Report her tweets. Let's get this nutjob permabanned.
Report her tweets. Let's get this nutjob permabanned.
Done

It was only a matter of time.  It'll be nationwide soon enough. 

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Doesn't he have a football team to coach???

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Polio about to run through Florida like Taysom Hill through a Diaz-led defense.

6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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@Satoshi just keeps on getting big policy wins! Once polio gets going again, he'll get two portions of borscht for supper

14 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It was only a matter of time.  It'll be nationwide soon enough. 

We all knew this was coming.  It will get traction.  It will pass in every GQP state.  Fuck, at this rate, they may start requiring INFECTION with disease, to SUPER own the libz.

i take all my medical advice from a guy with an HR degree from St. Thomas college.

44 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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I realize the nationalist/isolationist wing of the GQP are a little short-sighted, but for a state that depends heavily upon tourism there's nothing quite like watching the rest of the world say "Disneyworld? Beaches? Hard pass."

It’s dumb and dangerous, but at least it’s somewhat logically coherent and consistent, unlike a Manny Diaz led defense.

48 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Doesn't he have a football team to coach???

 

You mean: Doesn't he have a football team to "coach"???

38 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I realize the nationalist/isolationist wing of the GQP are a little short-sighted, but for a state that depends heavily upon tourism there's nothing quite like watching the rest of the world say "Disneyworld? Beaches? Hard pass."

Disneyland and the rest of California await you. 

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Disneyland and the rest of California await you. 

Speaking of the Mouse. It's going to be interesting to see how long they put up with this shit before they start throwing their weight around in Fla. 

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Speaking of the Mouse. It's going to be interesting to see how long they put up with this shit before they start throwing their weight around in Fla. 

That's a really interesting situation to consider. On one hand, they have to hate this shit. On the other hand, they have a huge sunk cost in Florida already. Do that just build a new park elsewhere in a blue state or say fuck it and triple the size of Disneyland and just keep World as the red state analog for dipshits? They can make life painful, but the real problem is brainwashing. If they want to fix that, make ESPN and every other channel they own just overly political and shame Fox News on the air of broadcasts...maybe then the idiots will pay attention. Because we know they won't actually boycott sports. 

8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

That's a really interesting situation to consider. On one hand, they have to hate this shit. On the other hand, they have a huge sunk cost in Florida already. Do that just build a new park elsewhere in a blue state or say fuck it and triple the size of Disneyland and just keep World as the red state analog for dipshits? They can make life painful, but the real problem is brainwashing. If they want to fix that, make ESPN and every other channel they own just overly political and shame Fox News on the air of broadcasts...maybe then the idiots will pay attention. Because we know they won't actually boycott sports. 

I don't know what attendance has been like since they reopened. I know they laid off a shitload of people in Florida when they closed the park. I've got buddies that work in IT and Parks Technology that were furloughed for 90 days, but brought back. I suspect they won't make too much noise as long as the park is turning a profit. If they have to close the park again, they may put their foot down. Interestingly, Orlando is in FL 10, Val Demings district. I wonder if Disney is financing her Senate race at all... 

1 hour ago, Mole said:

It’s dumb and dangerous, but at least it’s somewhat logically coherent and consistent, unlike a Manny Diaz led defense.

Its really not that difficult to understand you liberal cucks.  No one needs vaccines.   If you get any disease, be it COVID, Rubella, Measles, etc  just get on the floor and do an alligator roll to shake it off!

2 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Its really not that difficult to understand you liberal cucks.  No one needs vaccines.   If you get any disease, be it COVID, Rubella, Measles, etc  just get on the floor and do an alligator roll to shake it off!

Your immune system needs to just pick itself up by its bootstraps 

Imagine being an 18yr veteran, 2 years from retirement, fully vaccinated against against all other shit including 8 rounds of anthrax vaccine, but throwing it all away because Fox news has convinced you that the COVID vaccine is a liberal plot.  Amazing ballz. 

 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/army-officer-says-hes-had-113152081.html

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Good. Save the taxpayers his pension

3 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Imagine being an 18yr veteran, 2 years from retirement, fully vaccinated against against all other shit including 8 rounds of anthrax vaccine, but throwing it all away because Fox news has convinced you that the COVID vaccine is a liberal plot.  Amazing ballz. 

 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/army-officer-says-hes-had-113152081.html

 

he's going to make on this grift than on military retirement 

19 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Its really not that difficult to understand you liberal cucks.  No one needs vaccines.   If you get any disease, be it COVID, Rubella, Measles, etc  just get on the floor and do an alligator roll to shake it off!

dude, don't forget all the thoughts and prayers!

And if anything bad happens, know your family will be cared for by the kindness of strangers on the internet. 

Back to a prior post and someone saying Disneyland should just expand.....  Have you been to Anaheim?   There's nowhere to expand.  Disney World and all of the various parks/hotels take up thousands and thousands of acres of land.  It's why Walt picked Orlando 50 years ago because there was a shit ton of open swampland to build on.   

So unless Disney wants to completely pick up and move, they're kind of screwed.   And where would they go?  Any other state with decent weather 75-80% of the year is pretty red right now.  Even going to a blue-ish area of a state like Virginia (outside DC) isn't going to work very well because there's not a great place to build unless you go farther south toward Richmond (with a crappy airport) or in the Shenandoah Valley where there is no airport of size anywhere close unless you want to fly into Reagan/Dulles and drive forever in DC area traffic.

Disney has hitched their wagon to Florida and now they are fucked and finding out.

 

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4 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Back to a prior post and someone saying Disneyland should just expand.....  Have you been to Anaheim?   There's nowhere to expand.  Disney World and all of the various parks/hotels take up thousands and thousands of acres of land.  It's why Walt picked Orlando 50 years ago because there was a shit ton of open swampland to build on.   

So unless Disney wants to completely pick up and move, they're kind of screwed.   And where would they go?  Any other state with decent weather 75-80% of the year is pretty red right now.  Even going to a blue-ish area of a state like Virginia (outside DC) isn't going to work very well because there's not a great place to build unless you go farther south toward Richmond (with a crappy airport) or in the Shenandoah Valley where there is no airport of size anywhere close unless you want to fly into Reagan/Dulles and drive forever in DC area traffic.

Disney has hitched their wagon to Florida and now they are fucked and finding out.

 

They should do what every other billion dollar enterprise does -- buy some better politicians.

9 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Back to a prior post and someone saying Disneyland should just expand.....  Have you been to Anaheim?   There's nowhere to expand.  Disney World and all of the various parks/hotels take up thousands and thousands of acres of land.  It's why Walt picked Orlando 50 years ago because there was a shit ton of open swampland to build on.   

So unless Disney wants to completely pick up and move, they're kind of screwed.   And where would they go?  Any other state with decent weather 75-80% of the year is pretty red right now.  Even going to a blue-ish area of a state like Virginia (outside DC) isn't going to work very well because there's not a great place to build unless you go farther south toward Richmond (with a crappy airport) or in the Shenandoah Valley where there is no airport of size anywhere close unless you want to fly into Reagan/Dulles and drive forever in DC area traffic.

Disney has hitched their wagon to Florida and now they are fucked and finding out.

people, the answer is right in front of us.

disneyworld should declare their independence and become the 51st state.

+2 senators, check change go ahead.

4 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Imagine being an 18yr veteran, 2 years from retirement, fully vaccinated against against all other shit including 8 rounds of anthrax vaccine, but throwing it all away because Fox news has convinced you that the COVID vaccine is a liberal plot.  Amazing ballz. 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/army-officer-says-hes-had-113152081.html

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

he's going to make on this grift than on military retirement 

It's always Lieutenant Colonels.  Always.

And yeah, he'll make more on the grift, I expect he'll be running for office shortly.

 

11 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's always Lieutenant Colonels.  Always.

And yeah, he'll make more on the grift, I expect he'll be running for office shortly.

 

Lt Col's are like Directors/Senior Directors in corporate America.  You can matriculate that high with a little bit of luck and some work but above that, the pyramid narrows significantly.  If you haven't made the next step, you never will.  

16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's always Lieutenant Colonels.  Always.

And yeah, he'll make more on the grift, I expect he'll be running for office shortly.

 

Well, he's already on Hannity, so he's got his foot in the door of whatever he dreams is the next step.

I mean, look, what if you had one shot, or one opporTOOnity...

This is so well-put and explains why it's not worth arguing with any of these people.

When you watch interviews with Trumpers, you will very frequently hear them emphasizing what they "believe" in their hearts and how they "feel." Especially when they start getting confronted with facts, stats, or any kind of evidence, they rely on what they wish to be true as their evidence. 

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1 hour ago, Grandioso said:

This is so well-put and explains why it's not worth arguing with any of these people.

When you watch interviews with Trumpers, you will very frequently hear them emphasizing what they "believe" in their hearts and how they "feel." Especially when they start getting confronted with facts, stats, or any kind of evidence, they rely on what they wish to be true as their evidence. 

This is all correct.  Speaking the language of "facts, data, and rational thought" with people to whom that is a foreign language is as worthless as Americans yelling at the staff in slow, loud English in Croatia -- "PLEASE......BRING.....ME.....THE......CHECK!"  It's pointless, and just annoys them.

40% of our country is infantile impulse driven toddlers with a raging case of oppositional defiance disorder.  You don't rationalize with them.  You put them in the corner until they're tired.

Good job all of you who just couldn't bring yourself to vote for the pantsuit lady. this is the leviathan you have unleashed on the rest of us:

 

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2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Good job all of you who just couldn't bring yourself to vote for the pantsuit lady. this is the leviathan you have unleashed on the rest of us:

 

Agreed. No imports. Nationalize all industries. Establish quotas and centralized economic plans. Now that's what I call capitalism. 

40 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Good job all of you who just couldn't bring yourself to vote for the pantsuit lady. this is the leviathan you have unleashed on the rest of us:

 

This video brought to you on a device most likely comprised of gold, lithium, copper, aluminum, cobalt, lead, nickel, plastics, silver, and zinc. Makes you go hmmmm.

what about Unobtanium?  Where do we get that from but for waging war with the lanky blue people?  What say you now...you heartless wench?  

Not sure where to put this but fucking Jesus freaks are cunting up both Fox and ESPN Game Day broadcasts.  

Agreed. No imports. Nationalize all industries. Establish quotas and centralized economic plans. Now that's what I call capitalism. 
Then seize the means of production! Maga

good lord that's just fucking grotesque 

good lord that's just fucking grotesque 

Yes, cults are. This is a feature, not a bug.
23 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Good job all of you who just couldn't bring yourself to vote for the pantsuit lady. this is the leviathan you have unleashed on the rest of us:

 

Lady, until this country can boast a world class ham, like a Serrano or prosciutto, you can sit down and shut the fuck up.

There are those manufacturers that welcome imports and competing with the best the world offers. Makes our goods seem even better by the direct comparison.

On 9/24/2021 at 6:19 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Good job all of you who just couldn't bring yourself to vote for the pantsuit lady. this is the leviathan you have unleashed on the rest of us:

 

We wouldn't be importing anything from China if we just conquered and annexed China.

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I’ve never seen someone so proactive in making sure their recently deceased loved one was in a better place.

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Rest in power, beautiful son. 

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