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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Middle age is not going to be kind to her.  She looks like a female version of Ted Cruz.

Early age is not being too kind to her either.

6 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Rep. Thomas Massie and family.   Wonder what the birthday boy, Jesus, would say?
 

 

Totally normal. Surly gun people, is this normal?

Just a whole lotta rape in that family photo.  Not even sure what kind or by whom or to whom.........the whole montage just screams "rape" 

43 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Totally normal. Surly gun people, is this normal?

They are the taliban basically.   ugly, stupid and armed.   

52 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Totally normal. Surly gun people, is this normal?

They’ll get back to you after they finish jerking off to the photo. 

2 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

They’ll get back to you after they finish jerking off to the photo. 

Oh, yeah. mmm, such trigger discipline.

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Rep. Thomas Massie and family.   Wonder what the birthday boy, Jesus, would say?
 

 

Jesus was really into guns and money and hating other people. 

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5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Totally normal. Surly gun people, is this normal?

The M60 is a bit much. 

36 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Jesus was really into guns and money and hating other people. 

Well, that's what it says in the Book of Armaments, right before the bit about the Holy Hand-grenade of Antioch.

The M60 is a bit much. 

Yeah….makes the Thompson and Uzi relatively subdued and tasteful.

The blonde with the uzi?  Can I get her phone number?  /mattgaetZ-sneakers

6 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Rep. Thomas Massie and family.   Wonder what the birthday boy, Jesus, would say?
 

 

I suspect the Rep doesn't understand his teachings as much as he believes himself to do so. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. 

 

Michelangelo La Pieta Photograph by Carlos Diaz

 

2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The M60 is a bit much. 

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They are all magazine-free though.  Wouldn’t want people thinking you don’t take gun safety seriously. 

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8 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Rep. Thomas Massie and family.   Wonder what the birthday boy, Jesus, would say?
 

 

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David Perdue is going to attempt to primary Brian Kemp for the Governor of Georgia.

Kemp has some thoughts.



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On 12/3/2021 at 4:14 PM, atomheartbevo said:

 

She kicked that fellow clean back into the closet and halfway through the wall into the next room.

On 12/4/2021 at 1:16 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Rep. Thomas Massie and family.   Wonder what the birthday boy, Jesus, would say?
 

 

I see zero ability to call in artillery. Rookies.

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I see zero ability to call in artillery. Rookies.

The 200 decibel effeminate shrieking from Massie if he were ever in a position to need artillery would be loud enough to reach the artillery pit. 

On 12/3/2021 at 4:03 PM, Beau Vine said:

What could go wrong?

 

Texas has a state guard. My weirdest high school classmate joined in his 30s and posts a lot about how it’s the real military. 

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This has happened to me more than once. It’s pretty astounding.

Though I never said I don’t like Biden. But the sentiment of being irrationally attached to a political figure then projecting that is real.

Unsure where to post, and perhaps it should be its own thread but the GA 2022 governor race is setting itself up nicely due to Trump. Kemp has to run against Perdue (Trump) in the primary. Then whoever wins that shitshow has to face Stacey Abrams.  I bet even Ronna McDaniel as the national GOP party lead is pulling out her hair on this. Abrams is going to put up a strong challenge regardless and now there is going to be a GOP split.  

the ultimate GOP nightmare is if Kemp barely wins the primary, Trump declares fraudulent voting and suggests his voters stay home in the general election.

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13 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

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Holy shit, this is me in my office with all of the Trumpers. They cannot grasp nuance. 

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On 12/4/2021 at 1:16 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Rep. Thomas Massie and family.   Wonder what the birthday boy, Jesus, would say?
 

 

Just skimmed an opinion piece that sums up how this is the essence of the GQP rather well:

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Massie will joyfully celebrate this holiday season with his family as he basks in the glory of trolling people with his guns and ammo "Christmas card," while the families of those who were killed in the Michigan school shooting will bury their children. It's clear that this lack of humanity is no longer simply a symptom of a Republican party led by former President Donald Trump, who was known for his own inflammatory rhetoric. Instead of that callousness ending with Trump's 2020 defeat, it's becoming a staple of today's GOP.

The infliction of pain, the cruelty, the assholery.....it's the point.  It's the ONLY point.

Nihilist death cult.  Literally posing with instruments of death to celebrate.....the birth of God as a human, who communicated above all else a two part message: 1) Love God.  2) Love everyone else.  This image is the perfect encapsulation of the GQP.

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If you believe in God you must read this message:

The Radical Left-Wing Mob is removing God from our lives & won't stop until every Church in America is shut down & gone.

Now we've learned that Pelosi & her radical anti-religion supporters are ramming through a bill that will shut down every Christian business in America.

They will criminalize your Christian beliefs.

This will be the end of Christianity in America. President Trump warned us this would happen - and now it is. Churches closed. "In God We Trust" gone. Faith destroyed.

This is our last chance to stop them, but we must act right this second. Time is running out.

We need every grassroots conservative who isn't afraid to say they believe in God to chip in just $8 today before it's too late: now-21.com/9wh stop=end

My senile 95 year old grandmother added me to a GOP solicitation list (perhaps in error but wtf knows) and this was the latest text message. 

To think she probably clicked the link and donated makes me sick to my stomach.

if prostitution is the world's oldest profession, then religion has to be the oldest grift.

7 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

"Now we've learned that Pelosi & her radical anti-religion supporters are ramming through a bill that will shut down every Christian business in America."

From your quoted text above, what bill are they yammering on about? I love how everything in the emails I get soliciting funds is appropriately vague on the details. It's like a ten year old:

"Mom! Mom! I need ten dollars, it's urgent! Bad things will happen if I don't have ten dollars right away!"

 

 

8 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

From your quoted text above, what bill are they yammering on about? I love how everything in the emails I get soliciting funds is appropriately vague on the details. It's like a ten year old:

"Mom! Mom! I need ten dollars, it's urgent! Bad things will happen if I don't have ten dollars right away!"

 

 

it's funny (but not really) that you think there is an actual bill or an actual issue to get riled up about. nope, completely and totally fabricated -as is everything the GOP stands for. They don't care about what is actually happening, only to 'protect' you from all the evil things that might happen. Even those things rarely, if ever, actually happen

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6 hours ago, Lagunamadre said:

Holy shit, this is me in my office with all of the Trumpers. They cannot grasp nuance. 

Maybe it's time to quit the real estate business.

12 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Texas has a state guard. My weirdest high school classmate joined in his 30s and posts a lot about how it’s the real military. 

My weird high school classmate joined while he was in high school (he got some kind of exemption for a requirement, because while he was old enough, there was some other requirement he didn't have).  He even wore his uniform a few times to school, which was weird as fuck since he was already in JROTC and we already wore uniforms at times, and the commander had to tell him to knock it off.  

We didn't have school shooters, but I would have placed him on the top 10 list if we did.

I dealt with TSG once while I was in the NG, and most were competent and and wanted to help but for one reason or another couldn't swing the National Guard, Reserves, or regular military (usually time commitment or age restrictions), kind of like Civil Air Patrol, but some were....wanting to be treated like they were in the NG , and that shit didn't fly because they had no law enforcement authority at all and could not be armed.

13 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Texas has a state guard. My weirdest high school classmate joined in his 30s and posts a lot about how it’s the real military. 

Where did you go to HS?  This sounds like someone who used to work for me.  Lol.

25 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I dealt with TSG once while I was in the NG, and most were competent and and wanted to help but for one reason or another couldn't swing the National Guard, Reserves, or regular military (usually time commitment or age restrictions), kind of like Civil Air Patrol, but some were....wanting to be treated like they were in the NG , and that shit didn't fly because they had no law enforcement authority at all and could not be armed.

In the 90s I was acting detachment commander at a rather isolated armory in the North Carolina National Guard. We shared space with the North Carolina Militia, which was supposed to be just the ground component of the Civil Air Patrol, but they had to camo it up.

Anyway, I never met any of them, but the armory was so far out that what I'd do is drive out there the day before drill, bunk up in the armory, and this was pre-cell-constant-entertainment, so I'd root around in the office for stuff to read.

I came upon the Militia newsletters. It was pretty tame, but it'd pass the time. Oh cool, Private McHurdeehur made Corporal. Then a month or two later, Corporal McHurdeehur (of recent Private status) made Captain. Or why not Colonel.

Later I talked about it with guys at Battalion HQ who had even more Militia sharing space with them, and on the same days. Turns out I'd missed out. The HQ Militia guys had a snit because the Guard weren't saluting their "Officers." Colonel McHurdeehur would not be disrespected! Except he would. Then some of the Militia guys had forgotten to bring hats, so they petitioned to make the parking lot a "No Headgear Zone." That really went over well with the head Guard Warrant Officer, who was the reincarnation of a WW1 French Foreign Legion Adjutant at a post in the Sahara.

Wikipedia tells me that the NC Militia was disbanded in 1996 over some sort of Worker's Comp issue. It doesn't say that it's because they were freaks. But I'm telling you, it's probably because they were freaks.

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Just skimmed an opinion piece that sums up how this is the essence of the GQP rather well:

The infliction of pain, the cruelty, the assholery.....it's the point.  It's the ONLY point.

Nihilist death cult.  Literally posing with instruments of death to celebrate.....the birth of God as a human, who communicated above all else a two part message: 1) Love God.  2) Love everyone else.  This image is the perfect encapsulation of the GQP.

Would you mind posting a link to the piece you quoted? Please and thank you. 

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4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

if prostitution is the world's oldest profession, then religion has to be the oldest grift.

That’s a political party doing the grifting, not a religion. Admittedly they are indistinguishable to many people. 

That dress really brings out Marjorie's classic beauty!

25 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Holy shit you could do a face swap between MTG and Louie, just flip them.

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