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That was a weird way to phrase the part about the oath that Admiral Gilday claims he and Tuberville both took.  I'm sure he was talking about Tuberville's Oath of Office, but it came across as sounding like Tuberville had served in the military, and he never did.

Of course, this hasn't stopped Tommy from blocking over one hundred promotions, because asshole.

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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Republicans have given up on democracy.  Because nothing is better for the future than excluding young, college-educated citizens from voting while allowing Jim Bob from Fritters, Alabama to vote. 
 

 

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Pffffttt

Republicans haven’t “given up” on democracy.

They’re actively murdering it.

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Republicans have given up on democracy.  Because nothing is better for the future than excluding young, college-educated citizens from voting while allowing Jim Bob from Fritters, Alabama to vote. 
 

 

 

(Republican) Narrator: Sir, this is a Republic, not a Democracy.

 

 

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Didn't realize I needed Bob Costas's political commentary in my life, but he absolutely nails this.

 

 

22 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Republicans have given up on democracy.  Because nothing is better for the future than excluding young, college-educated citizens from voting while allowing Jim Bob from Fritters, Alabama to vote. 
 

 

Read this book. Republicans have not “given up” on democracy and majority rule. They’ve been actively undermining it for decades. 

The fascinating thing about Trumpism is it’s actually a democratic opposition movement that was so god damned dumb, it jumped in  on the side of its oppressors. 

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28 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Like I need to watch that. How long into it before they parrot, “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people?”

23 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 

Even when it seems like they couldn’t possibly get any dumber, it turns out they can always get dumber.

Douchebag lost to J.D. Vance last year. Now he’s trying to be even more MAGA and challenge Sherrod Brown.

Bernie Moreno was born in Bogota, Colombia.  What is this "we" you speak of, kimosabe?

Hell, he's a UMich grad and he's running in Ohio.  He's not real bright.

Bernie Moreno was born in Bogota, Colombia.  What is this "we" you speak of, kimosabe?
Hell, he's a UMich grad and he's running in Ohio.  He's not real bright.

White supremacy pro tip: If your last name ends in a vowel, you’re not invited to our white supremacy party.

Whatever it’s for the bigots in general  

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4 hours ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:


White supremacy pro tip: If your last name ends in a vowel, you’re not invited to our white supremacy party.

My Frisian ancestors would be disappointed

34 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

My Frisian ancestors would be disappointed

Charlemagne would have known what to do with them.

The Republican agenda is one bad idea after another. Republicans succeeded in getting Roe v. Wade overturned, and it cost them electorally. So, naturally, they turned to the also very unpopular ideas of loosening child labor laws, allowing for more guns, and banning books.

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2023/04/republican-agenda-bad-idea-abortion-book-ban-child-labor-guns

Banning emergency contraception for rape victims. They’ve become a whole party of deplorables. 

^^^Maybe that nerdy lady was right about the whole basket of deplorables thing?

https://www.texasmonthly.com/news-politics/the-untold-story-of-the-insular-texas-family-that-invaded-the-u-s-capitol/

I missed this article when it came out. Fascinating look at a family that entered the capitol on Jan 6. unsurprising yet mildly horrifying and cult like. Insular, prolific breeders. Dad posts on social media all day and isn't employed. Stole 200k from his father's retirement and whiped him out, multiple bankruptcies, left thier rental in Wisconsin completely trashed and in arrears. Moved to Borger because Wisconsin started having unisex bathrooms etc. Post arrest raised money on Conservative Crowd Funding app, used that for personal expenses.

Horrible, stupid, grifting people that speak of "the country going to hell" while being completely devoid of morals, honor or societal value.

I'm sorry. I saw it. Now you must.
 

 

This dude might be dumber than Boebert:

 

 

9 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I'm sorry. I saw it. Now you must.

The Ted Cruz one....

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23 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Peter Thiel, piece of human shit, decides he has grown wary of the culture wars he has financed, and will not back any GQP candidates this cycle.

lulz

His former associate J.D. Vance isn’t running this cycle. We’ll see if Thiel changes his stance in the future. 

23 hours ago, Born to Run said:

raised money on Conservative Crowd Funding app, used that for personal expenses.

There’s an app for that? I should really look into getting in on the grift. 

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I wish they would.
42 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I wish they would.


correct, start handing out lead 

Grift idea #1009

”Trump Rally- College Station.  Come take a bullet for Trump!”

18 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Grift idea #1009

”Trump Rally- College Station.  Come take a bullet for Trump!”

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On 4/28/2023 at 6:30 AM, Horn Dog said:

Grift idea #1009

”Trump Rally- College Station.  Come take a bullet for Trump!”


.22 ammo is cheap. We can charge them a $100 donation 

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Highlights? I'm not watching seven minutes of Cletus there. 

Trump is really the president and running everything for mir a lago. What you see with Biden is just a movie 

1:48 was as far as I could make it.   This is what we are up against.

Trump is really the president and running everything for mir a lago. What you see with Biden is just a movie 
But Trump will be reinstated before 2024.

So that mean Trump, not dead Biden, is sending support to Ukraine, is proposing a tax increase on the rich to help balance the budget, want to expand Medicare for all, is nominating liberal judges, and wants more gun control??  Do I have that right??   

2 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

So that mean Trump, not dead Biden, is sending support to Ukraine, is proposing a tax increase on the rich to help balance the budget, want to expand Medicare for all, is nominating liberal judges, and wants more gun control??  Do I have that right??   

The interviewer hit on that by asking "so you're good with what's going on right now since it's Trump pulling the strings"?  Yada yada yada, some sort of illogical dodge, "I did my research", etc.

Professional plagiarist defends trump… go figure. 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Professional plagiarist defends trump… go figure. 

Well, she was right about Obama bringing sharia law to America.

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I just wanted to say fuck that. I started a longer post on why but let’s just say if you have a child with suicide risks and feel like that’s anything other than the worst outcome then you’re a terrible parent. Long ago I recalibrated expectations from what I hoped to experience as a parent to what my son needs to become his best self.  I don’t approach this theoretically, it’s a daily challenge. But my personal opinions rank so far down any priority list they might as well not exist. 

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17 minutes ago, brown water said:

I just wanted to say fuck that. I started a longer post on why but let’s just say if you have a child with suicide risks and feel like that’s anything other than the worst outcome then you’re a terrible parent. Long ago I recalibrated expectations from what I hoped to experience as a parent to what my son needs to become his best self.  I don’t approach this theoretically, it’s a daily challenge. But my personal opinions rank so far down any priority list they might as well not exist. 

She’s a terrible parent. She’s also a terrible person. At the end of the day, after all the arguing and trying to reason with them, it just ends up these people are complete irredeemable pieces of shit. 

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