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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

I don't have enough kids for that job.

You don't have enough kids to keep your dog's Hunter Biden dong out of the Christmas card photo.

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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8 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Trump will post the evidence he claims the FBI planted on him but now shows the election was stolen to Truth Social when he gets around to it. 


trump lawyers will present this in court 

On 11/4/2023 at 4:50 PM, tx 3 putt said:

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Okay, wait just a damn minute. Comparing Trump to Manson isn't fair. Trump has WAY more felony counts against him than Manson ever did.

Plus Manson only had two failed marriages, Trump has had three.  Trump would have had four but even Ivanka has standards.

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


 

Man.  Another drag queen grooming kids for sex, amirite?

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:


 

Every. Accusation. Is. A. Confession.

Shut and lock entrances and exits then gas them. 

 

 

 

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As someone who went through catholic pre-school through university, fuck them all. We actually learned about other religions. So much disrespect and hatred toward others.  Now feel my wrath and go to hell, you simptard fucks. 

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I'm still fascinated by that. Like, everyone that was involved is still saying "No, really, we chose that location on purpose". And that just cannot be true. 

16 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Still have my 4Seasons shirt.

I bought two.  They kinda wore out fast, though.

How that shitshow never became a film short or even an SNL sketch, I'll never know.  I guess there's some shit that's just so goofy and unbelievable, you can't even make comedy out of it because of the ridiculousness factor.  The text chain that had to be going on between Rudy and his crew and then the Trump advance team from the campaign had to be beyond the  pale.  Somebody down the line had to have screenshot those text/emails.  And one day, when Trump is gone...they can sell the rights to a studio and live on a small fortune for the rest of their days...which will unfortunately be cut short by an angry MAGA patriot...but what a story it will make. 

Also, it has to be very hard to not ask this question of real estate/resort mogul, Donald Trump this morning in Manhattan, "And would the defendant demonstrate his valuation expertise by estimating the value of the Four Seasons property in Philadelphia?"  No Mr. Trump, the other one.

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55 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I'm still fascinated by that. Like, everyone that was involved is still saying "No, really, we chose that location on purpose". And that just cannot be true. 

They can say anything, no matter how ridiculous, and the rubes gleefully accept it. That was the entire point of the early emphasis on fake news and alternative facts. The GQP is no longer tethered by the responsibility of truth. Their entire movement worships a conman as their spiritual leader. Its as simple as that. 

 

2 hours ago, TDunk said:

As someone who went through catholic pre-school through university, fuck them all. We actually learned about other religions. So much disrespect and hatred toward others.  Now feel my wrath and go to hell, you simptard fucks. 

I've been joking for years, before my kid even went to a religious school, that I'm in texas, if I want my kid to learn about evolution he's going to have to go to a catholic school. 

It's much more true now than it was when i started saying it 8 or so years ago. 

Youth Facility. I guess that sorta makes him a youth pastor, so, yeah...

Walsh isn't replying directly to Randy but he might as well have been. 

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Tulsa being Tulsa.

Left to right on the door of a rusted out, old, piece-of-shit truck:
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"Black Rifles Matter"
"Straight-Conservative-Christian-Gun Owner (how else can I piss you off today)"

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2 hours ago, The Dog said:

Walsh isn't replying directly to Randy but he might as well have been. 

What if Haley and DeSantis join forces, like a Garfunkel Oates Supergroup or Really Good Group?

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

Walsh isn't replying directly to Randy but he might as well have been. 

Joe Walsh gets it

Joe Walsh is someone who got us into this mess.   He might be anti-Trump now but he's still a sleaze ball.

3 hours ago, The Dog said:

Walsh isn't replying directly to Randy but he might as well have been. 

While nice to fantasize about...Trump is going to win Ohio. A decent chunk of that 64% would like to pull the lever for someone other than Donald Trump, but they'll do what they always do and pull the lever for anyone with an (R) next to their name. Then they'll lie about it when asked or make some half-hearted justification about socialism or keeping more of their paycheck.

3 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Joe Walsh is someone who got us into this mess.   He might be anti-Trump now but he's still a sleaze ball.

see also: Project, Lincoln

47 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

While nice to fantasize about...Trump is going to win Ohio. A decent chunk of that 64% would like to pull the lever for someone other than Donald Trump, but they'll do what they always do and pull the lever for anyone with an (R) next to their name. Then they'll lie about it when asked or make some half-hearted justification about socialism or keeping more of their paycheck.

If just 10-15% of them stay home...

2 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

What if Haley and DeSantis join forces, like a Garfunkel Oates Supergroup or Really Good Group?

Do you mean Oates like from Hall and Oates? I know a little of their stuff, but not a lot. Is there by chance a thread around here about them so I can learn more?

4 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Do you mean Oates like from Hall and Oates? I know a little of their stuff, but not a lot. Is there by chance a thread around here about them so I can learn more?

WTF do you think this is, some sorty fangirly art site or what?

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Joe Walsh gets it

Life’s been good to him? 

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Life’s been good to him? 

I mean, so far.

Is that a young Beto O'Rourke?

6 hours ago, The Dog said:

Walsh isn't replying directly to Randy but he might as well have been. 

Haven't the bulk of Trump's army of deplorables only come out to vote for him? I believe I've read that. If that's indeed the case, I'm not sure off-year exit polls tell us anything. 

2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

see also: Project, Lincoln

While they contributed to the GOP rot that dotard exploited, the LP people were at least anti-Trump from the jump. Walsh was much slower on the uptake. But I applaud people like him and Cheney anyway. Better late than never. 

7 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

Sorry, no applause. Nope, None, Nada.

Where were Liz Cheney and Lincoln Project people when:

-- W was committing post-9/11 war crimes on an epic scale in Afghanistan and Iraq? When W was approving CIA/Pentagon torture regimes? All in clear violation of Geneva Convention. W is a flat-out war criminal.

-- When W was interjecting evangelicalism into government with his "faith based" initiatives? All in clear violation of the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment (no splitting legal hairs, it is what it is, a violation of separation of church-state), thus opening for MAGA theocratic goals.

Sorry, the Republican Party has been moving in ONE DIRECTION for four decades since Reagan and Falwell took over >>>> American fascism and theocracy, ruled by the gun-worshipping, religious lunacy, anti-science, idiot world of MAGA-GQP. 

 

Preach on, brother!

18 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Of course, one of the problems with a Garfunkel and Oates Pretty Good Group would be litigation. That's where the lawyers come in. 

 

Not for nothing, but I believe both of these ladies have done nude scenes in their acting endeavors. 

Haven't seen the brunette but the blond acquitted herself pretty well in the nude scene I saw her in.  

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Not for nothing, but I believe both of these ladies have done nude scenes in their acting endeavors. 

Can't confirm and lame/csb alert...I briefly met Erika (the blonde) years back in Austin through a mutual friend before a show.  I think she tones it down so the focus is on the duo and their music and wit...but her body was absolutely slamming.  It helps she's funny and smart as hell with a great smile, and as an artist she doesn't need to present her looks in anyway.  But she was just absolutely gorgeous with all the right moves.  Anyway, something...something...politics.

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Anyone able to make it through all that?

She's obviously not well. 

No trumpkin is. 

On 11/6/2023 at 10:30 AM, atomheartbevo said:

At least you didn’t ask her to monitor your porn intake.

You don’t know that. 

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