The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[SydneyCarton 47092]

6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

At some point, you wonder if the better part of valor would be to give them their little patch of soon to be scorched earth, and have a refugee movement period. Let them whither on their vine while the rest of us attempt to adhere to American values, ideals, and aspirations. 

That doesn’t work the same way and same reasons Texas secession will never work. 

Edited April 2 by SydneyCarton

[Kyrie Eleison 9245]

51 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

That doesn’t work the same way and same reasons Texas secession will never work. 

[bolverk 28885]

When pigs fly.

https://www.threads.net/@ronaldfilipkowski/post/C5QfWeCuwTv

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11486]

41 minutes ago, bolverk said:

When pigs fly.

https://www.threads.net/@ronaldfilipkowski/post/C5QfWeCuwTv

You fellow Texans know that we are going to be driving on Donald J Trump Highway and/or fishing on Lake Trump and/or sending our kids to Trump High the rest of our lives, right?

Edited April 2 by BehoId, The Underminer!

[mdmost 42167]

Well John Foster Dulles was a RINO

[Neonmoon 38126]

1 minute ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

You fellow Texans know that we are going to be driving on Donald J Trump Highway and/or fishing on Lake Trump and/or sending out kids to Trump High the rest of our lives, right?

I bet some people on this board grew up driving on a road or educated in a school named after a traitor (Robert E. Lee)

 

[bolverk 28885]

25 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I bet some people on this board grew up driving on a road or educated in a school named after a traitor (Robert E. Lee)

 

Just east of Austin, we have a Lee County. And out west, we've got ourselves Davis Mountains in Jeff Davis County.

[jimmyjazz 45055]

I'm sure plenty of surly's north Austin suburbanites drive on Ronald Reagan Blvd daily.

[Brisketexan 103139]

I'm sure plenty of surly's north Austin suburbanites drive on Ronald Reagan Blvd daily.

I believe the appropriate term is “RINO libtard Ronald Reagan blvd.” For real.

[Pato del Muerto 51913]

54 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I bet some people on this board grew up driving on a road or educated in a school named after a traitor (Robert E. Lee)

 

I figure plenty of Texans still choose to celebrate Lee’s birthday instead of the actual federal holiday. 

[Underdog 27966]

The same airport Washington’s troops took over?  

[Goredho 17154]

2 hours ago, bolverk said:

When pigs fly.

https://www.threads.net/@ronaldfilipkowski/post/C5QfWeCuwTv

In the spirit of compromise, I would accept the "Donald J Trump Dullest International Airport."

[BrickHorn 17983]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I figure plenty of Texans still choose to celebrate Lee’s birthday instead of the actual federal holiday. 

What is it with the right wing and their idolization of whiny losers? Lee was a pussy and a fraud. Fuck that guy. 

[SydneyCarton 47092]

36 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

What is it with the right wing and their idolization of whiny losers? Lee was a pussy and a fraud. Fuck that guy. 

They lionize those in which they see themselves. 

[RDCanecutter 25767]

17 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Easter weekend bbq cookoff at Flatrock Park. Got a good campsite with my team on Thursday night (we’re local, so we had pick of the litter).
Unfortunately, I had to work on Friday, but was able to sabotage a few things in order to leave early. I went home. I shit, showered, and shaved. Then I headed down to my campsite/cook site on the river. The place had tripled in population. I was happy to find that my buddy had parked his golf cart in a way that saved me a parking spot in our campsite. Then, he head nodded to our neighbors across the way.

These fucking idiots. I’m not going to address the spats that occurred, but they got spicier throughout both Friday and Saturday night. A lot of the reason was that we placed second in brisket out of more than thirty teams. That upset them. But it didn’t upset them as much as our uncontrolled laughter, when the wind caused the rack on the back of this truck carrying the flags to pop a weld, and go tumbling down the infield into other cook/campsites.

The flags (in order)
-“When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty”
-“Come and take it” (Featuring an M-16)
-RIGGED 2020 “He’s still my president”
-TRUMP 2024 “Let’s take America back”

They tried to turn their own lack of craftmanship into anger at you. You could have gone away, or just stopped laughing, and their shitty flag rack would still be a shitty flag rack.

But it's good that you laughed.

[Kyrie Eleison 9245]

 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11486]

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

Lee was a pussy

Biden's the best president since FDR!

[atomheartbevo 88750]

4 hours ago, mdmost said:

Well John Foster Dulles was a RINO

But a great name for a high school

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

22 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

Taking medical advice from a *checks notes* community college drop out is ill advised. Charlie Kirk can come visit my children who wouldn't exist were it not for me taking hormonal BC for a medical condition. Go ahead Charlie, they'd love to educate you because heaven knows that big head is full of crap. You want to see moody Mr. Kirk? Try actually speaking that schtick with women who lack access to the medical care that I received and you'll be lucky if you escape with just a fry pan up the side of your big old head.

[TexEx15 16783]

JFC 

[Gap03 3143]

Cross-posting from the Downfall thread (credit: Tx 3 Putt) because it's too perfect ...

[TwiceHorn 30715]

5 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

JFC 

Reschenthaler's bill is also backed by Reps. Michael Waltz, R-Fla.; Andy Ogles, R-Tenn.; Chuck Fleischmann, R-Tenn.; Paul Gosar, R-Ariz.; Barry Moore, R-Ala.; and Troy Nehls, R-Texas, according to the website Congress.gov.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33693]

add him to the list of punchable faces

[YGIFS 19443]

Yeah, that dude looks like a poorly done campfire s'more.  

Changing Dulles to Trump when the guy can't even pay to maintain his own airplane?  And this fucking four-hundred pound failure advocating for it?  What fucking timeline is this?  

[jimmyjazz 45055]

You know you're in good company when Gosar is a co-sponsor.

[Brisketexan 103139]

8 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Reschenthaler's bill is also backed by Reps. Michael Waltz, R-Fla.; Andy Ogles, R-Tenn.; Chuck Fleischmann, R-Tenn.; Paul Gosar, R-Ariz.; Barry Moore, R-Ala.; and Troy Nehls, R-Texas, according to the website Congress.gov.

Ladies and gentlemen, the face of a man who goes home and cries in front of a glowing screen as he guiltily jerks off to gay porn, interracial cuck porn, or some combination thereof.  100% chance that is the case.

[VivaNaranja 460]

God I fucking hate Troy Nehls. I don't get it. Fort Bend voted for Clinton, for Biden, they rejected his dipshit brother for sheriff. How did we send this twat to DC? I know Richmond and Rosenberg are pretty redneck but Sugar Land is just... not Nehls.

This douche is my rep:

[Pato del Muerto 51913]

18 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Reschenthaler's bill is also backed by Reps. Michael Waltz, R-Fla.; Andy Ogles, R-Tenn.; Chuck Fleischmann, R-Tenn.; Paul Gosar, R-Ariz.; Barry Moore, R-Ala.; and Troy Nehls, R-Texas, according to the website Congress.gov.

SEC SEC SEC

[SydneyCarton 47092]

8 minutes ago, VivaNaranja said:

God I fucking hate Troy Nehls. I don't get it. Fort Bend voted for Clinton, for Biden, they rejected his dipshit brother for sheriff. How did we send this twat to DC? I know Richmond and Rosenberg are pretty redneck but Sugar Land is just... not Nehls.

This douche is my rep:

Gerrymandering. Look at the maps and how they've changed in just 20 years. That's how. 

[Kyrie Eleison 9245]

26 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

JFC 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33693]

wtf kind of name is Laken?

[jimmyjazz 45055]

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wtf kind of name is Laken?

I don't know the origin of the name itself, but that's the girl who was murdered by an undocumented immigrant in Athens, GA.  Of course the right wing seized on it immediately, because they care deeply about crime victims (who are white).

[Longhorn_Fan68 33693]

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

I don't know the origin of the name itself, but that's the girl who was murdered by an undocumented immigrant in Athens, GA.  Of course the right wing seized on it immediately, because they care deeply about crime victims (who are white).

i.c.

[atomheartbevo 88750]

[YGIFS 19443]

So you call Rep. Reschenthaler's office.  Point out the irony that Pres. Trump publicly stated that the Continental Army seized the airports from the British and now wants Guy to have Dulles Airport renamed after him.  You can literally hear the staff member having a brain-freeze on the other end of the line.  We had a lovely Easter on Sunday with family, but yeah---we're inside a computer simulation.  Sorry folks, Earth's closed.  Dumbass out front shoulda told ya'

[Chuckie Finster 22252]

1 hour ago, VivaNaranja said:

God I fucking hate Troy Nehls. I don't get it. Fort Bend voted for Clinton, for Biden, they rejected his dipshit brother for sheriff. How did we send this twat to DC? I know Richmond and Rosenberg are pretty redneck but Sugar Land is just... not Nehls.

This douche is my rep:

You are correct, which is why it is largely cutout of his (our, ugh) district.   

 

[RDCanecutter 25767]

16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So if you tell em you're a meth-head, the Army promotes you straight up to Captain? Dammit dammit dammit why didn't I ever know this stuff.

[atomheartbevo 88750]

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

So if you tell em you're a meth-head, the Army promotes you straight up to Captain? Dammit dammit dammit why didn't I ever know this stuff.

With a Trump sex doll.  The Trump sex doll is the important part,

[Brisketexan 103139]

19 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I live in a world where tatted up racist rappers drive around in the open with a Donald Trump fuck doll.

That meteor is WAY overdue.

[RDCanecutter 25767]

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

With a Trump sex doll.  The Trump sex doll is the important part,

I'm mission-oriented but I'm gonna need more meth.

[RDCanecutter 25767]

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

I live in a world where tatted up racist rappers drive around in the open with a Donald Trump fuck doll.

That meteor is WAY overdue.

What makes you think the guy is a rapper? Maybe he just naturally rhymes.

[YGIFS 19443]

I have a great idea for a Die Hard 2 alternate ending.  Trump shows up to Dulles for the re-naming ribbon cutting.  And then the first plane still crashes.  But into, ya' know???....................

[GenXer 2470]

1 hour ago, VivaNaranja said:

God I fucking hate Troy Nehls. I don't get it. Fort Bend voted for Clinton, for Biden, they rejected his dipshit brother for sheriff. How did we send this twat to DC? I know Richmond and Rosenberg are pretty redneck but Sugar Land is just... not Nehls.

This douche is my rep:

Well if your district looks anything like mine, that might answer your question. Apparently, the wise texas state legislature believes my voting interests align more closely with the exoburbs of texarkana than our county seat of mckinney.

 

The term gerrymandering came from a politician drawing named Gerry making a district that looked like a salamander.

My district looks like salvador dali made a surrealist excavator that grew a mechanical dick that it’s trying to self pleasure and a tail covered in genital warts.

[GenXer 2470]

59 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

39 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I live in a world where tatted up racist rappers drive around in the open with a Donald Trump fuck doll.

That meteor is WAY overdue.

No Ragrets

[Js1 82350]

2 hours ago, Gap03 said:

Cross-posting from the Downfall thread (credit: Tx 3 Putt) because it's too perfect ...

[High Plains Drifter 10914]

2 hours ago, VivaNaranja said:

God I fucking hate Troy Nehls. I don't get it. Fort Bend voted for Clinton, for Biden, they rejected his dipshit brother for sheriff. How did we send this twat to DC? I know Richmond and Rosenberg are pretty redneck but Sugar Land is just... not Nehls.

This douche is my rep:

 

dumbass is wearing the bow tie backwards. Blue should be on the left. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33693]

1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

dumbass is wearing the bow tie backwards. Blue should be on the left. 

maybe it's a protest and he's hanging the flag upside down. also, very possible it looked right in the mirror and he didn't think anything of it. in fact, now that i have typed that I'm sure that's it

[yoladu 4040]

8 hours ago, bolverk said:

When pigs fly.

https://www.threads.net/@ronaldfilipkowski/post/C5QfWeCuwTv

and sully that beautiful building?

Eero Saarinen would be rolling over in his grave

[YGIFS 19443]

21 minutes ago, GenXer said:

 

No Ragrets

Hey, acknowledge the bars man.  That's "Captain No Ragrets!"  

Also, are we just gonna talk about 'Suburban Legend'  I mean, I'm not that funny anymore sober but I got like 15 minutes of material off that just off the top my head.  And his.  

[tx ind 6825]

Let them rename the airport and then repurpose  it as a place to process undocumented people and get them visas.

 

Could also use a wing as a vaccination center.

Edited April 2 by tx ind