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Vance is something else man. He would burn his wife at the stake to appease the brown hate from his base.

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1 minute ago, staboner said:

Vance is something else man. He would burn his wife at the stake to appease the brown hate from his base.

Yeah he gave the media a big lecture for supposedly making up falsehoods about ICE murdering that woman. Just pure evil in upside-down world.

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Even here in queens catholic Latinos are pissed they killed a white woman in Minnesota (a lesbian at that!; edit: madd love to the alphabet community just saying boomer Catholics aren’t exactly the stereotypical fans). Noem dotard Donny and shit ass couch fucker vancy done fucked up.

this won’t break the camel’s back but if white blonde haired blue eyed women are murdered, then the community is thinking as a Latino no real reason to not burn this bitch down cause we sure as fuck are not safe.

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Apparently ice or border patrol shot some people in Portland today. These fuckers all need to be delivered to the gulag every single last fucking one of them.

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

And securing the airports

Didn’t George W already do that after crossing the Delaware?

1 hour ago, staboner said:

Vance is something else man. He would burn his wife at the stake to appease the brown hate from his base.

How would burning Erika at the stake appease his base, I would think the opposite.

Oh, you mean his current wife.

9 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Apparently ice or border patrol shot some people in Portland today. These fuckers all need to be delivered to the gulag every single last fucking one of them.

CBP. You know, bc they are definitely there to police against the Canadians in Vancouver

4 hours ago, We’reTexas said:

A noggin only a Louisville slugger could love. Wasn’t JD the they’re eating cats/dogs instigator?

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

A noggin only a Louisville slugger could love. Wasn’t JD the they’re eating cats/dogs instigator?

Yes. And he eventually admitted that they made it all up, in the most Vance way possible. Something like "If we have to make up stories to shine a light on what's happening then that's what we'll do." Zero political cost with any of it, because of course.

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4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

A noggin only a Louisville slugger could love. Wasn’t JD the they’re eating cats/dogs instigator?

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In shot one, he is standing next to the car. Look at the left foot. All three shots came when he was in zero danger.

passenger was lucky she didn't get shot too,

I'm not saying I think she deserved it to be clear, just that he was shooting across the car from the side because he was a murderous pussy

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7 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Not to mention that the current governor now has nothing to lose and likely a fuckton of pent up rage towards this administration.

This. If he does not go scorched earth, then it reaffirms one of the underlying problems that the left needs to stop being pussies and start taking the fight to these fuckfaces.

3 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

I think we might be fucked.

But America is great now….

13 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

But America is great now….

And the adults are in charge

Does EVERYONE in the administration wake up everyday and say to themselves, what is the best thing I can do for America / world and just do the fucking opposite?

1 minute ago, Superhero said:

Does EVERYONE in the administration wake up everyday and say to themselves, what is the best thing I can do for America / world and just do the fucking opposite?

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Got to distract you and intimidate you so you won’t mind the rampant con and personal enrichment. Trump could demand all 12-16 yr old girls lick his nuts or die and Faux would just explain it as his alphaness on display.

This is just too fucking depressing for me to process.

5 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Got to distract you and intimidate you so you won’t mind the rampant con and personal enrichment. Trump could demand all 12-16 yr old girls lick his nuts or die and Faux would just explain it as his alphaness on display.

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

This is just too fucking depressing for me to process.

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4 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Faux would just explain it as his alphaness on display.

That, and the right wing "intellectuals" on X will explain that it's actually a deeply rooted English tradition based on prima nocta

29 minutes ago, staboner said:

i am beyond mad

Good. That’s exactly where you ought to be right now. Nurture it.

7 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

This. If he does not go scorched earth, then it reaffirms one of the underlying problems that the left needs to stop being pussies and start taking the fight to these fuckfaces.

Democrats do not have the stomach for this fight. It’ll just take the average American doing the heavy lifting on anything for these fascists to get kicked out and face some justice. We are a nation of “Good Germans” and almost no one wants to lose their gravy train by being bold and fighting back.

7 hours ago, tx ind said:

And the adults are in charge

Still waiting on @realgreggym to come back and tell us how amazing this all is.

17 hours ago, Red Five said:

Wait until all the states rights people hear about this. I wonder where they will fall on this particular issue.

Same place as all the gun nut 2nd Amendment rights folks.

9 hours ago, Superhero said:

Does EVERYONE in the administration wake up everyday and say to themselves, what is the best thing I can do for America / world and just do the fucking opposite?

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16 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Senator Jonathan Ross comming to a red state near you.

Featured speaker at the next CPAC.

10 hours ago, Superhero said:

Does EVERYONE in the administration wake up everyday and say to themselves, what is the best thing I can do for America / word and just do the fucking opposite

Absolutely yes. Whoever’s controlling shit, whether it’s foreign powers or domestic oligarchs, wants the U.S. to go to shit to consolidate power. There’s no 4D chess going on.

7 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

If you grew up around military areas you saw this often. Even racists love Asian women

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34 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

If you grew up around military areas you saw this often. Even racists love Asian women

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Makes sense....these guys hate American women. How they’re non traditional and so on. They just want someone who is fully dependent and completely subservient to them.

13 hours ago, staboner said:

Vance is something else man. He would burn his wife at the stake to appease the brown hate from his base.

I wonder what happened to him to flip him from "Trump is American Hitler" to deep throating mushroom cock.

My guess is Putin has some pictures of JD and his buddies having a little "fun" together.

7 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Makes sense....these guys hate American women. How they’re non traditional and so on. They just want someone who is fully dependent and completely subservient to them.

Derek chauvin had an Asian wife too

5 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

Democrats do not have the stomach for this fight. It’ll just take the average American doing the heavy lifting on anything for these fascists to get kicked out and face some justice. We are a nation of “Good Germans” and almost no one wants to lose their gravy train by being bold and fighting back.

The only way it's gonna end is if regular people rise up and make it end. A general strike would work wonders.

The Democratic Party is useless.

In my mind, marijuana legalization is one of the few good political things that have happened in the last decade.

Well I worked at the Marijuana Policy Project 2 decades ago (the main group behind legalization). And I can tell you we got NO support from mainstream Democrats. Marijuana legalization occurred thanks to regular people like you and me putting in constant effort to change what we saw as an unjust counterproductive set of laws.

Mainstream Democrats were useless because apparently supporting something that 70% of Americans support would be just too risky for them. Or more likely, their corporate owners in the alcohol and/or Big Pharma lobby told them not to. And that's who they're really working for.

Kamala Harris ain't saving anyone. Pete Buttigieg ain't saving anyone. Gavin Newsome ain't saving anyone. AOC is the only one I'll hold out any hope might do something good for regular people.

But other than that, we're on our fucking own and it's up to us. Kamala Harris is sipping expensive wine next to the Olympic size pool at her multimillion dollar mansion without a care in the world. She ain't helping anyone other than herself, and that goes for almost all the rest of them too.

51 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

I wonder what happened to him to flip him from "Trump is American Hitler" to deep throating mushroom cock.

My guess is Putin has some pictures of JD and his buddies having a little "fun" together.

You're over thinking it. Peter Thiel is the reason. Go look at Vance's time in Silicon Valley.

5 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

Still waiting on @realgreggym to come back and tell us how amazing this all is.

The thing is....he DOES think it's amazing.

45% of Americans have no political beliefs or platform other than "I want a government that hurts people I hate. I want it to hurt them with arrogance and impunity. That's the only thing I care about. Bankrupt the country, openly rape children, burn down everything that we built in the last century, I don't care. Just inflict maximum pain on people, because that's all that government is for, and the only thing it should do."

This regime is their dream come true.

14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

You're over thinking it. Peter Thiel is the reason. Go look at Vance's time in Silicon Valley.

JD Vance has no idea who the fuck he is. And until he either ascends to the Presidency, or his political career ends, he isn't going to know himself.

Just now, Brisketexan said:

The thing is....he DOES think it's amazing.

45% of Americans have no political beliefs or platform other than "I want a government that hurts people I hate. I want it to hurt them with arrogance and impunity. That's the only thing I care about. Bankrupt the country, openly rape children, burn down everything that we built in the last century, I don't care. Just inflict maximum pain on people, because that's all that government is for, and the only thing it should do."

This regime is their dream come true.

this is the one place i historically used to try and not believe. that is now over. it is clear through rationalizations and gaslighting that they will be perfectly happy seeing americans murdered.

and its certainly not black and white. it ranges from my mother "hey you are white you have nothing to worry about" to the proud boys actively wanting blood.

many of them going to bed with hatred in their hearts. all the gaslighting from them is to make them appear normal in society, because they know normal people will think they are monsters.

6 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

JD Vance has no idea who the fuck he is. And until he either ascends to the Presidency, or his political career ends, he isn't going to know himself.

I hope that he finally comes to know himself as a coward, soiling himself as he sees his last moments coming at him as brutal consequences for the craven, cowardly, evil path he has chosen. Cowards tend to get a moment of clarity when faced with pure animal fear.

May he be granted such clarity one day.

And may I get to see his face as it dawns on him.

1 hour ago, MotownHorn said:

I wonder what happened to him to flip him from "Trump is American Hitler" to deep throating mushroom cock.

My guess is Putin has some pictures of JD and his buddies having a little "fun" together.

Video of Vance in Kohls having a couch orgy.

Noem keeps talking about how the ICE agents were stuck in the snow. In the videos there is barely any snow on the ground. What is the purpose of this bizarre lie?

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Noem keeps talking about how the ICE agents were stuck in the snow. In the videos there is barely any snow on the ground. What is the purpose of this bizarre lie?

Because they know there are no repercussions for it.

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