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Lil Lincoln just learned from pit master Bob.... suck all the moisture out of the meat until dry...  it’s a sooner tradition.

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3 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

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Gross. And what a really weird fucking way to slice it.

I bet that dumb sonofabitch orders his steak medium-well with a side of ketchup.  What a worthless human being.

12 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

And what's up with the hatchet job on the left piece?  He expecting people to eat that shit on a cracker?  

That might help the dryness.

I have a feeling that Riley isn’t getting the responses to that tweet that he thought he was gonna get.

Not a total loss. You could probably still make decent chili with that

He would put it over spaghetti

Dont care about puppies or Jesus, but that brisket is an absolute abortion. No just god would tolerate that mess.

22 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

And what's up with the hatchet job on the left piece?  He expecting people to eat that shit on a cracker?  

He is used to meat with a specific girth.

8 hours ago, Da Fino said:

Is that a yellow smoke ring?

 

8 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

it's piss

 

It's meth

He probably ordered it from Billy Simms Boomer-Q...

 

Not a total loss. You could probably still make decent chili with that

He would add beans to make that, I don’t know, but not chili!!!
8 hours ago, Da Fino said:

Is that a yellow smoke ring?

He smoked it using unfiltered cigarettes from a tax free Indian smoke shop. 

Edited by Murfdogg21

4 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Not a total loss. You could probably still make decent chili with that

It might make a pretty effective desiccant for my gun cabinet.

Lincoln Riley likes his brisket well done, fresh out of the oven, doused with plenty of sauce, and chopped into tiny pieces and served into a sandwich.

He doesn’t care about the brisket.  He was busy tending to the smoked dicks and forgot to remove the brisket at the proper time.

22 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I bet that dumb sonofabitch orders his steak medium-well with a side of ketchup.  What a worthless human being.

 

Mahomeeee style...

 

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21 hours ago, Da Fino said:

Is that a yellow smoke ring?

It’s a cock ring.

23 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:
23 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I have a feeling that Riley isn’t getting the responses to that tweet that he thought he was gonna get.

But no one is talking about Chandler Morris anymore, are they?  

Edited by Teamdirtyleg

On 4/6/2021 at 10:16 AM, Teamdirtyleg said:

But no one is talking about Chandler Morris anymore, are they?  

He probably promised to approve the transfer if he had some of the brisket. He tried it then Reilly said "psych!" and still refuses the transfer. Because he sucks.

7 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

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Gotdamn that’s terrible. But Brooklyn barbecue is still light years ahead of Lincoln Riley barbecue 

I'm pretty sure I would rock little game in a fight but he looks like a biter.

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Lincoln Riley definitely took Carey Murdock's mother out for a nice seafood dinner and then never called her again.

 

Bag-o-dicks needs to get ole Lincoln a contract immediately haha. Strike while the iron is hot and what not lulz. 

Lincoln is channeling his inner Tom Herman. Good, fuck him and his fucking visor. We are going to mudhole those inbreds. 

Hook'em 

On 8/23/2021 at 6:31 PM, BigSwingingD said:

Lincoln is channeling his inner Tom Herman. Good, fuck him and his fucking visor. We are going to mudhole those inbreds. 

Hook'em 

 

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