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31 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

What the hell?

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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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2 hours ago, Anastasis said:

I defy you to find an article with a better series of captions...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7238987/Secret-Service-stop-BRAWL-White-House-Trumps-social-media-summit.html

Taunt: Brian Karem, a CNN analyst and Playboy's White House correspondent, taunted conservatives and shouted at Sebastian Gorka in the Rose Garden after Trump admitted defeat on his bid to use the Census to ask about citizenship

Shouting: Gorka screamed 'you're not a journalist, you're a punk.' Among those who saw it unfold were John Roberts, Fox News White House Correspondent (second right)

Secret Service move in: An agent restrained Karem as Gorka turned on his heel and walked off, to chants of 'Gorka! Gorka! Gorka!' from conservative activists  

Next up: Also speaking to Karem was Joy Villa, a bondage model turned singer-songwriter who wears pro-Trump dresses on red carpets

Stand-off: Joy Villa, a singer and conservative activist and Scientologist, argued with Karem about who was a real journalist after his confrontation with Gorka 

According to the White House pool report: Karem and Villa talked over each other, arguing about opinion journalism. He told her that when he writes opinions, he labels them as such. ‘Do you verify the facts,’ she asked. ‘Label yourself as an opinion,’ he told her. She said, ‘You label yourself as an opinion.’ He told her, ‘I do! And when I write a feature, it’s labeled news. And when it’s a feature it’s labeled news. And when it’s an opinion, it’s labeled an opinion. That’s the difference.’

Still going: The argument between Joy Villa - a one-time bondage model - and Brian Karem, a CNN analyst, went on longer than the Sebastian Gorka confrontation 

 

 

White House as total circus.  Those pics are amazing.  The expression on the new press secretary:  "What have I done?"

14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

What the hell?

Acosta and/or Epstein must know about some skeletons in DOTUS' closet.

Edited by retread

39 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

What the hell?

Trump is stabbing Acosta in the back, but he's doing it very carefully because Hispanics are so good with knives.

18 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Another angle:

Big Head Seb and the Monsters, imo.

Bondage model...  lmao. 

I mean...Jesus. We are a complete fucking goat rodeo of a country. The entire world is laughing at us, and we have earned every bit of it.
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2 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

“Something is going to be done about these crooked social media companies.  DO SOMETHING!!” 

Whilst posting on (double checking here) Twitter, which is considered (by some, I'm told) social media.

 

 

I, for one, look forward to the country having an INTERIM Secretary of Labor for the next couple or few years. 

Edited by The People’s Elbow

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5 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Or Interim Director of National Intelligence 

 

About that.

 

https://www.axios.com/donald-trump-remove-dan-coats-director-of-national-intelligence-2ba4275d-7624-4f4b-9026-ee0d0606ce32.html

 

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The director of national intelligence serves as an overseer of the U.S. intelligence community and a close adviser to the president and National Security Council, producing each day's top-secret Presidential Daily Brief.

A source with direct knowledge told me that Trump has privately said he thinks the Office of the Director of National Intelligence represents an unnecessary bureaucratic layer and that he would like to get rid of it. He has been told that eliminating the ODNI is not politically possible, but still would like to "downsize" the office, the source said. 

 

19 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

A source with direct knowledge told me that Trump has privately said he thinks the Office of the Director of National Intelligence represents an unnecessary bureaucratic layer and that he would like to get rid of it. He has been told that eliminating the ODNI is not politically possible, but still would like to "downsize" the office, the source said. 

 

That's coming straight from Putin, right?  

"I don't even read the PDB and just look at the economy! We'll be fine without it."

So a limey bozgor and a bondage model turned the rose garden into a Jerry Springer episode. White House reporters were called punks and told they'd get their ass kicked. 

So a limey bozgor and a bondage model turned the rose garden into a Jerry Springer episode. White House reporters were called punks and told they'd get their ass kicked. 

Our country is a Jerry Springer episode.

One of the really shitty episodes, where you end up hating EVERYONE in it.
4 minutes ago, Chooky said:

So a limey bozgor and a bondage model turned the rose garden into a Jerry Springer episode. White House reporters were called punks and told they'd get their ass kicked. 

They talk just like him!

52 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

CNN Reporting that Dan Coats on the way out

Rumored to be replaced by Fred Fleitz

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What's next: One potential replacement Trump has mentioned to multiple sources is Fred Fleitz, who formerly served as chief of staff to national security adviser John Bolton. 

Fleitz was previously a CIA analyst and a staff member of the House Intelligence Committee. He is currently the president of the Center for Security Policy.
Trump has told people that he likes Fleitz and has "heard great things." Fleitz has publicly criticized Coats and even called for Trump to fire Coats on Lou Dobbs' Fox Business program after Coats' Senate testimony. Fleitz accused Coats of undermining and "second-guessing" the president.

 

More about Fred Fleitz and his history of defending far-right kooks:

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In columns for Fox News written in 2016 and 2017, Fleitz, as vice president of Gaffney's think tank, defended anti-Muslim activists Robert Spencer and Pamela Geller and far-right activist Cliff Kincaid from their designations as hate groups by the Southern Poverty Law Center, an Alabama-based nonprofit activist group that tracks civil rights violations and hate crimes. His defense highlights his ties to more extreme elements of the fringe, anti-Muslim right.

"Smearing anyone who speaks out against radical Islam is one of the SPLC's priorities. Accordingly, it has placed on its hate lists Jihad Watch and its Director Robert Spencer; American Freedom Defense Initiative and its director Pamela Geller," wrote Fleitz in an August 2017 column.

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Fleitz also defended Kincaid from his designation on the SPLC's hate list. Kincaid, a far-right activist, has linked homosexuality to pedophilia and has promoted conspiracy theories popular with fringe groups about Obama, including questioning if he was born in the United States. Kincaid has also defended the white nationalist publication American Renaissance and its founder Jared Taylor from charges of racism.

 


 

1 hour ago, American Swindle said:

Anyone else not happy with Trump going after Bitcoin?
 

Is that a line too far for you?

4 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

guess who 

 

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answer:

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1 hour ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

CNN Reporting that Dan Coats on the way out

That’s a bummer.  Who is going to replace him?  Kushner? 

Oh fuck, it’s worse than Kushner.

Edited by Hugo Stiglitz

17 minutes ago, American Swindle said:

Anyone else not happy with Trump going after Bitcoin?
 

LOL fucking imagine thinking everything was going swimmingly until THIS.  

18 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

answer:

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Counter point...

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...Obummer's getting a little handsy...

25 minutes ago, American Swindle said:

Anyone else not happy with Trump going after Bitcoin?
 

you were cool with the racism, rapes, name calling, ripping families apart, but this makes you pipe up.

 

fuck you

3 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

 

Wish someone from the press had asked him if Acosta had his papers, if he was legally allowed here. 

9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Wish someone from the press had asked him if Acosta had his papers, if he was legally allowed here. 

He's a Mexican, he knows about labor! 

Typically, when our economy is going so well that we don't need immigrant/seasonal Labor, the Secretary of Labor will go ahead and resign as a matter of course---indicating that things are as good as they are going to get under a particular administration.  

Jesus Donald...even your dumbest fucking supporters are gonna read the writing on this wall.  You were literally just touting how awesome of a job this guy was doing, one of the few people that's been in your cabinet for a decent amount of time.  And then he just so happens to disappear into the ether the very same week as potomac pedophilia.  Your voters are incestuous, but they typically wait until the family member of choice is great with driver/tractor license.  

1 hour ago, El Tri said:

you were cool with the racism, rapes, name calling, ripping families apart, but this makes you pipe up.

 

fuck you

Jees it was just a question, you fuckers are **UN-THE FUCK-HINGED**

Just asking questions

Just asking questions

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15 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Jesus Donald...even your dumbest fucking supporters are gonna read the writing on this wall.  You were literally just touting how awesome of a job this guy was doing, one of the few people that's been in your cabinet for a decent amount of time.  And then he just so happens to disappear into the ether the very same week as potomac pedophilia.  Your voters are incestuous, but they typically wait until the family member of choice is great with driver/tractor license.  

Lol, nope.  They are all-in.  

Trump could be filmed fucking a kid on the Resolute Desk and their reaction would be either "he's doing it to OWN the libz"  or "that kid had it coming to them"

 

2 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Or Interim Director of National Intelligence 

Or - Director of INTELLIGENCE! Someone needs a brain in the WH.

What is up with his fetish with military men and how hot they are?

From the Twitter comments 

How that works in Trump's mind

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That is literally what I said, word for word, after taking my G.I. Joe XP toy jet to see "Top Gun" when I was 9 years old in 1986.  I mean, verbatim.  Except I made a "WHOOSH" sound at the end.  

You don't have to be good at your job, you just have to look like what Trump thinks people should look like based on movies.

He is a fucking moron. Most people this stupid don't even get to manage a Whataburger.

1 minute ago, TornACL said:

You don't have to be good at your job, you just have to look like what Trump thinks people should look like based on movies.

He is a fucking moron. Most people this stupid don't even get to manage a Whataburger.

Yet the people who manage Whataburger voted for him as POTUS.

 

 

2 hours ago, American Swindle said:

Anyone else not happy with Trump going after Bitcoin?
 

Why would Bitcoin people be unhappy? Trump has proven for two years that his idea of "going after" something is to whine incessantly about it, while threatening a whole bunch of action but ultimately doing nothing, because he's stupid and impotent.

 

28 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Why would Bitcoin people be unhappy? Trump has proven for two years that his idea of "going after" something is to whine incessantly about it, while threatening a whole bunch of action but ultimately doing nothing, because he's stupid and impotent.

They'd be unhappy if somehow it led to regulation of cryptocurrency.  

3 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

CNN Reporting that Dan Coats on the way out

That's a loss. 

3 hours ago, American Swindle said:

Anyone else not happy with Trump going after Bitcoin?
 

this is fantastic.  unintentionally, this post represents the exact problem with our country.

trump and his people are horrible, and do horrible things, yet there's very little accountability.  so the american people look at each other and think, "so half the country is ok with this?!?"  of course nobody answers, but the assumption is "yes, half the country is."  but that's not really true.  the truth is that while plenty are ok/happy about it, there are huge blocs of americans who just don't give a shit about anything horrible going on, until the very minute it actually affects them personally.

pos rep. 

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

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