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Mine was blowing up the other day with a bunch of stay at home wives who feared for their lives when the Centerpoint utilities guy knocked on their door to ask if he could do routine meter checks.

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3 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:
Dog on roof

This is very Concerning!

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Concerning?  Awesome is more like it.

Jesus Kee-rist.  The window is open.  Good thing the average dog is smarter than the average neighbor.

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12 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jesus Kee-rist.  The window is open.  Good thing the average dog is smarter than the average neighbor.

Nah. Obviously someone put that dog their. Someone needs to do something!!!

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1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

My black lab mutt would totally do that. He stands on top of his igloo, kid's trampoline, table on the porch, external AC unit, bird bath, whatever.

Someone passed off a black goat as a lab mutt??

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When it would snow and was windy the snow would pile up in a big ramp on the back of my grandparents house and their dog would go up the snow and on to the roof.

I need to find those pictures.

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6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

My NextDoor is blowing up with "suspicious" vehicles, fireworks or gunfire?, unknown persons wearing blue jeans with a grey t-shirt having darker skin and black curly hair, etc.  

I need to move.

In my neighborhood, the answer is always gunfire.

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6 hours ago, Okie State said:

Mine was blowing up the other day with a bunch of stay at home wives who feared for their lives when the Centerpoint utilities guy knocked on their door to ask if he could do routine meter checks.

Centerpoint needs to stop sending people of color out.

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Box of GHEE squares from Costco, it was a double box and one was enough. Expires 10/2020. Free pick up in Pennview Heights.

 

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it really is astonishing to me that so many people lose their shit at the idea of someone ringing their doorbell or knocking on their door.

just 20 years ago that was a normal event. 

If you dont like travelling salesmen, or mormons, or baptists evangelizing on your door.........dont answer the door.

But if you bold enough to dare and walk to that front door and open it, you lost the right to freak out because you think these folks are "canvasing the neighborhood?"

come the fuck on.

 

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it really is astonishing to me that so many people lose their shit at the idea of someone ringing their doorbell or knocking on their door.
just 20 years ago that was a normal event.


O.K. Boomer

Our dogs freak out when doorbell rings.

If ur selling shit, just robocall us like everyone else.

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15 hours ago, woohorn said:


 

 


O.K. Boomer

Our dogs freak out when doorbell rings.

If ur selling shit, just robocall us like everyone else.

 

Sounds like your dogs fucking suck.

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On 12/8/2019 at 12:33 AM, AUS-97HORN said:

it really is astonishing to me that so many people lose their shit at the idea of someone ringing their doorbell or knocking on their door.

just 20 years ago that was a normal event. 

If you dont like travelling salesmen, or mormons, or baptists evangelizing on your door.........dont answer the door.

But if you bold enough to dare and walk to that front door and open it, you lost the right to freak out because you think these folks are "canvasing the neighborhood?"

come the fuck on.

 

 

 

 
 
 

 

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On 12/8/2019 at 12:33 AM, AUS-97HORN said:

it really is astonishing to me that so many people lose their shit at the idea of someone ringing their doorbell or knocking on their door.

just 20 years ago that was a normal event. 

If you dont like travelling salesmen, or mormons, or baptists evangelizing on your door.........dont answer the door.

But if you bold enough to dare and walk to that front door and open it, you lost the right to freak out because you think these folks are "canvasing the neighborhood?"

come the fuck on.

 


Ti be fair I’m usually freaked out because they have interrupted me in the middle of drug use

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I might have told this story before, sorry in advance. 

I used to have jehovas witness or maybe LDS people swing by on Sunday way more often than anyone ever would need. The exchange always went the same and I always tried to kindly shoo them off and convince them to never come again, I was unsuccessful until one special Sunday.  My first child was a very difficult baby and very difficult to get to sleep. The weekend had been brutal with not enough sleep and we had finally got the kid to actually sleep. I went outside to work on a project and that is when it happened. All I heard was the wife's yappy dog start barking, then a baby screaming. The wife comes outside and angrily tells me someone is knocking on our front door despite the sign clearly stating "Do not disturb, baby sleeping."  I instantly lost my shit, stomped around to the front of the house and starting yelling at the idiot before I could even see who it was. Well it was two young kids dressed in their LDS outfits, maybe 14-15 years old and they were visibly terrified of me. That was when I realized, I was still holding the pick axe I had been using to dig in the backyard. They ended up running away before I really realized how crazy I looked. They have never returned and I am pretty sure they never will. 

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Back in ancient times when I still got the paper I'd often get it in my boxers. I checked the peep hole and no one was around so I headed out to get it. Got  the paper and started heading back in and coming up the sidewalk that led from my driveway to the front door and out of the view of my peep hole are 4 old lady jehovas in their sunday best. So we stood there for a second just kinda staring at each other, then I tell them I'm not sure what you're hear to talk about but I'm good, and head inside. 

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On 12/7/2019 at 11:01 PM, Homesickhorn said:

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Crickets after almost a day. She’s probably checked her post fifty times. So I decided to pry.

 

Might want to work on your MS Paint skills there, Mac.

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On 12/10/2019 at 1:59 PM, HOOKEM4 said:

I might have told this story before, sorry in advance. 

I used to have jehovas witness or maybe LDS people swing by on Sunday way more often than anyone ever would need. The exchange always went the same and I always tried to kindly shoo them off and convince them to never come again, I was unsuccessful until one special Sunday.  My first child was a very difficult baby and very difficult to get to sleep. The weekend had been brutal with not enough sleep and we had finally got the kid to actually sleep. I went outside to work on a project and that is when it happened. All I heard was the wife's yappy dog start barking, then a baby screaming. The wife comes outside and angrily tells me someone is knocking on our front door despite the sign clearly stating "Do not disturb, baby sleeping."  I instantly lost my shit, stomped around to the front of the house and starting yelling at the idiot before I could even see who it was. Well it was two young kids dressed in their LDS outfits, maybe 14-15 years old and they were visibly terrified of me. That was when I realized, I was still holding the pick axe I had been using to dig in the backyard. They ended up running away before I really realized how crazy I looked. They have never returned and I am pretty sure they never will. 

Way back in the day we used to get them door-to-door in my apartment building. This was basically your typical cheap-ish complex full of early-to-mid 20s kids. I was on the bottom floor and the natural first door they'd knock on. One Sunday afternoon I had just gotten back from watching football with my perma-high 3rd floor neighbors, and knew the state of their apartment when I'd left. The Mormons knocked on my door and I told them that the guys in apartment 305 wanted to chat with them. Took my dog to the greenbelt behind our building which had a sightline to the third floor, so I could take in the scene. When my buddies opened the door it looked something like this:

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Never saw them again. I think they just wrote off our entire building.

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The mormons used to canvass a neighborhood I lived in every damn sunday. One day I could see them walking down the back street from my patio. So I go inside, strip to my briefs, grab a beer, turn porn on the big screen,which is visible from the front door, and wait.

Doorbell rings, I throw the door wide open, and the terror in their eyes was enough to give me an erection

They never came again, but I did.

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On 12/10/2019 at 1:59 PM, HOOKEM4 said:

I might have told this story before, sorry in advance. 

I used to have jehovas witness or maybe LDS people swing by on Sunday way more often than anyone ever would need. The exchange always went the same and I always tried to kindly shoo them off and convince them to never come again, I was unsuccessful until one special Sunday.  My first child was a very difficult baby and very difficult to get to sleep. The weekend had been brutal with not enough sleep and we had finally got the kid to actually sleep. I went outside to work on a project and that is when it happened. All I heard was the wife's yappy dog start barking, then a baby screaming. The wife comes outside and angrily tells me someone is knocking on our front door despite the sign clearly stating "Do not disturb, baby sleeping."  I instantly lost my shit, stomped around to the front of the house and starting yelling at the idiot before I could even see who it was. Well it was two young kids dressed in their LDS outfits, maybe 14-15 years old and they were visibly terrified of me. That was when I realized, I was still holding the pick axe I had been using to dig in the backyard. They ended up running away before I really realized how crazy I looked. They have never returned and I am pretty sure they never will. 

 

I assume you were using that pick ax to dig a grave for the yappy dog.

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My folks live on 3 acres and the house is dead center and not visible from the road.  Just a mailbox and gravel drive weaving through the woods.  It takes a pretty brave soul to walk down there uninvited.  On day my Dad hears their red healer Buster going ape shit.  He looks out in the driveway and sees 3 Mormons standing back to back while Buster circles them with his hackles up and looking like he'll murder them at any moment.

He laughed for a while and then opened the front door and said "When I call him you have 10 seconds to be gone".  They were and he's never been visited since.  That was about 20 years ago.  He thinks he's on a list somewhere.

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Update: My dog and I were bullied and Nextdoor doesn't care!

Rex (my Dachshund) and I recently posted about him being bullied and shamed regarding his weight/build by a group of teenagers. The discussion was lively and energized. All of the comments helped with recovering from the traumatic event. Then - Nextdoor removed the post with no explanation or warning. NOW I FEEL BULLIED! I thought this was a place of love and community? Please help.

 

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I neighbor posts a video of a snake a couple weeks ago.  Unquestionably a harmless water snake for anyone who knows anything about snakes.  OP not concerned about the snake, picks up the snake and takes pictures, etc.  10 days later, this:

That appears to be a Sidewinder. I'm no expert. Surprised to see in a grassy area, be careful. Venomous, triangular head. Lookup "Sidewider snake".. https://snake-facts.weebly.com/sidewinder.html Thanks for the video.

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