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14 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

When I was in high school, I was with a group of around 10 people who were hired to open a new Long John Silver's @ the corner of Federal Highway & 17th Street Causeway in Fort Lauderdale.

That doesn't make me a "founder".

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I spent three weeks stocking shelves at a Ace Hardware prior to open.  Founder of Ace Hardware is on my resume.

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15 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Her twitter feed is an absolute goldmine.  Can't believe nobody has been following it.

And I still think it'd be fucking hilarious if she ended up on the City Council.

That cam whore blocked me a long time ago when I congratulated her on her ability to heal a compound fractured arm in 2 days.  For those that don't remember, she posted a picture of an xray for a broken arm, saying it was her.  Quick reverse photo look-up.  Lying whore was busted.  

Still, my favorite is the picture of her putting together some bunk beds in her air bnb, using a cordless drill, with no fucking battery in it.  

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On 5/11/2020 at 3:03 PM, clapclapclap said:

Rumblefishstix?  I thought he was from Kansas?  Or maybe that's where he ended up.

Yes! Wonder what that guy is up to these days.

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16 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

They just moved over to twitter, and reply to all of her posts.

 

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On 5/7/2020 at 4:57 PM, hullabelew said:

Foggy, How in the fuck have you kept this to yourself all of this time?  

This pic needs Bert.

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20 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

I'm glad she was able to tell us what it said

Not everything is as it appears though.  Backgammon is not just backgammon.

Fuck that, I'll stick to playing online games with friends over Zoom, including DnD.

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That cam whore blocked me a long time ago when I congratulated her on her ability to heal a compound fractured arm in 2 days.  For those that don't remember, she posted a picture of an xray for a broken arm, saying it was her.  Quick reverse photo look-up.  Lying whore was busted.  
Still, my favorite is the picture of her putting together some bunk beds in her air bnb, using a cordless drill, with no fucking battery in it.  
Dude, I'm the one who reversed searched the pic and called her out on it. Then got blocked. Unless you are referring to the healed in two days part of course.

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lol he would think a potential city council candidate would have a strong and pointed message about the protests and looting taking place in Austin. 

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She seems fun. Maybe a little crazy, but crazy is pretty damn fun if I say so 


She’s not. Fun, that is. Crazy she’s got in spades.

I recall a video of her pounding shots like she was trying to black out.

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10 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

$100 says she steals shit from old people. 

Well she stole her grandma's car that one time. 

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I mean...would anyone here really be sad if she got the virus?

Depends. Is addiction to meth an underlying condition?

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On 5/12/2020 at 11:25 AM, ROFL BOX said:

Let's return to this sidebar for a moment...

What was up with Tor? Wasn't his avatar some reddish fuzz ball with a face or something like that?

 

 

Meatwad was my favorite of the Hunger Force

 

3 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Well she stole her grandma's car that one time. 

 

wait, what?

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On 5/31/2020 at 7:37 AM, SydneyCarton said:

lol he would think a potential city council candidate would have a strong and pointed message about the protests and looting taking place in Austin. 

Our you just could stay holed up in your downtown condo all weekend drinking Cab.

That will get you elected mayor. 

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40 minutes ago, miguelito said:

We've never needed a Disaster Scientist more than we do right now.

If there was ever anyone who put the disaster into disaster scientist it is Fitlump

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On 5/31/2020 at 1:48 AM, markstanco said:
On 5/13/2020 at 2:04 PM, hullabelew said:
That cam whore blocked me a long time ago when I congratulated her on her ability to heal a compound fractured arm in 2 days.  For those that don't remember, she posted a picture of an xray for a broken arm, saying it was her.  Quick reverse photo look-up.  Lying whore was busted.  
Still, my favorite is the picture of her putting together some bunk beds in her air bnb, using a cordless drill, with no fucking battery in it.  

Dude, I'm the one who reversed searched the pic and called her out on it. Then got blocked. Unless you are referring to the healed in two days part of course.

Yep.  I couldn't remember who did the reverse look up.  Didn't mean to imply me.  I'm too fucking lazy.  Brilliant on your part.  

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On 5/31/2020 at 10:52 AM, Pescado_Rojo said:

$100 says she suffocates old people with their pillows.

fify

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10 hours ago, miguelito said:

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Sorry it was set to “attention whore” 

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Posted (edited)
9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

damn she looks worn out 

You don't play 10 years as a superstar in the Lingerie League and expect to look good afterwards!

Edited by phdhorn

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7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

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You lazy Lima bean, when I was your age I had fourteen jobs, I was a committee member, a communications officer, a volunteer firefighter, a student of emergency and disaster management at "American Military University", a disaster science fellow candidate, a cam whore, played for the lingerie football league, and still had time to be an attention whore on shaggy bevo.

 

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I dunno what's more disturbing: Ms. Kelly's degenerating mental health, or the fact that so many of you apparently archive her pictures.

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I dunno what's more disturbing: Ms. Kelly's degenerating mental health, or the fact that so many of you apparently archive her pictures.

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I should know better than to read Ramjet posts at work. Now I'm laughing uncontrollably and can't explain it to everyone.

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