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33 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

I know we love our democracy around here, but it's good to remember that it gives us this outcome as well:

 

She seems like a real policy wonk, knowing the ins and outs of a piece of legislation.  I liked her better when she was the Shift Manager at an open carry Twin Peaks.

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we should do away with having fellow americans represent us.  instead we all get to vote for 1 thing we want to happen with the government.  The top 50 choices get written out on a chicken-shit bingo card and once a month we let full-bellied hen go to town and then implement that square.  you could still have fights over redistricting of squares and what not, but I can't take the partisan-hack moronic braying of these people who somehow find their way into office.

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What's that word, that old expression?  

Mao Tse Tung said, "Tits must come through the barrel of a gun."  

/LarryLove

 

 

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On 2/22/2021 at 6:49 PM, Lobo said:

What's that word, that old expression?  

Mao Tse Tung said, "Tits must come through the barrel of a gun."  

/LarryLove

 

 

I am the walrus?

 

@mojames - can you rename this thread "Boobert, tits and a gun."  Pretty please?

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1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

I don’t think Sharice Davids is impressed by Bobo’s arms, but there was an attempt.

 

This is exactly the argument her husband made to win her over on that fateful day when he was arrested for exposing himself to her friends.

Tits McGee:  “But they said no! No means no!”

Husband: “Yes, but I said no to their no. You see, I knew they really wanted to see my veiny ...”

Tits McGee:  “Shut up.  You had me at ‘no.’  And then again at ‘veiny’, actually.  But first you had me at no.”  

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On one hand, what CO public lands are being closed? On the other, public land talk from MAGA seems... disingenuous. MAGA’s Golden Calves couldn’t be bothered to fight fire on National land, too busy trying to squeeze profit from such through mining..

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1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

On one hand, what CO public lands are being closed? On the other, public land talk from MAGA seems... disingenuous. MAGA’s Golden Calves couldn’t be bothered to fight fire on National land, too busy trying to squeeze profit from such through mining..

yeah what public lands? what? public anything is a legit laugh here for the Qs

"freedom of religion" is now at the end of its rope in the US. it was always a short term farce anyway. there is no such thing.

hey! she has confidence ergo someone clap! 

just checking in on a QPACers. looking about as expected.

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LOL.  I took one for the team and read a bit of her twitter thread, a few listed Top-10 States receiving Federal aid with NM #1 followed by about 8 or 9 Red States, the usual suspects from the South. 

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Bless her heart.

 

 

I’ve read this five times and I don’t get it. Is she trying to say Biden is controlled by special interests? Is this a deep state conspiracy? Is this about (((((Jews))))) secretly running the world?

Its certainly not about campaign finance fraud, although I bet she has a thing or two to say about that

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1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I’ve read this five times and I don’t get it. Is she trying to say Biden is controlled by special interests? Is this a deep state conspiracy? Is this about (((((Jews))))) secretly running the world?

Its certainly not about campaign finance fraud, although I bet she has a thing or two to say about that

Or it's the one where Biden is actually dead, and they've been pumping out CGI speeches from a bunker.

Or maybe Harris has already taken over on the down low.

Hard to keep track of with these people.

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Too lazy to look and my browser history could use a break, but if these idiots aren't using Kamala's Indian side against her they are missing out on some slam dunk fearmongering. 

Kali-mala Harris, Destroyer of Worlds (but especially White ones)

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5 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Too lazy to look and my browser history could use a break, but if these idiots aren't using Kamala's Indian side against her they are missing out on some slam dunk fearmongering. 

Kali-mala Harris, Destroyer of Worlds (but especially White ones)

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On one hand, what CO public lands are being closed? On the other, public land talk from MAGA seems... disingenuous. MAGA’s Golden Calves couldn’t be bothered to fight fire on National land, too busy trying to squeeze profit from such through mining..


“Who’s going to rake the forest - you?”

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On 3/1/2021 at 12:41 PM, Pig Bellmont said:

I’ve read this five times and I don’t get it. Is she trying to say Biden is controlled by special interests? Is this a deep state conspiracy? Is this about (((((Jews))))) secretly running the world?

Its certainly not about campaign finance fraud, although I bet she has a thing or two to say about that

That has been a fairly constant refrain of Trumpers that implicitly acknowledges that Joe is an alright human being and a not-very-dangerous politician.

According to them, he's an empty suit fronting the Kamala/AOC/Bernie/Omar administration (fill in with your favorite brown/commie/pinko/faget).

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11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Every single thing about that is a lie.  

The reason we need a wall is to keep her constituents and their (sounds effects) guns out.  

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Democrats said they didn’t need a wall, but did you know Nancy Pelosi uses Vivint home security at her house?  Why don’t we have Vivint on the border?  Answer me that, Democrats!

Also, can Rockstar Games sue her for ripping off their sound effects from Red Dead Redemption on her oh so dignified gunplay sign off?

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