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Eat a dick, Bret Bielema, you fat fucking retard

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9 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I'll bet he'd be interested in a lot of jobs. 

No shit.  Has to show the court that he's trying.

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They were talking about him this morning in espnu. Forgive me, I didnt read the link, but what they said was that his agent was calling msu and working it about the job.

Here were are in february and Baylor's sister school in condoning sexual acts is hurting for a coach. He is the best option. Hire him for 3.5mm and be done with it.

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Seriously, Arky is suing him for not even making an effort to find another job while they were paying his buyout.  Not only did he not even look for a job, he purposely too an underpaid job with the Patriots.  (He made $50K/yr as a defensive line coach.)

There was a year that went by where he didn't even apply for any other jobs.  He's doing this to just to show he's looking.

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8 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Seriously, Arky is suing him for not even making an effort to find another job while they were paying his buyout.  Not only did he not even look for a job, he purposely too an underpaid job with the Patriots.  (He made $50K/yr as a defensive line coach.)

There was a year that went by where he didn't even apply for any other jobs.  He's doing this to just to show he's looking.

lol..  I hope pigg loses in court and the judge makes them pay even more

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Seriously, Arky is suing him for not even making an effort to find another job while they were paying his buyout.  Not only did he not even look for a job, he purposely too an underpaid job with the Patriots.  (He made $50K/yr as a defensive line coach.)
There was a year that went by where he didn't even apply for any other jobs.  He's doing this to just to show he's looking.

It’s like fat people are naturally lazier than the rest of us or something

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42 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


It’s like fat people are naturally lazier than the rest of us or something

Which came first, the lazy or the lard?

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That seems like a horrible fit.  He'd immediately be the fattest person in the whole state.  He'd get winded walking to his car.

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10 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Dude didn't seriously go after any job for two years and then Arky lawyered up about his buyout and now you see his agent pushing his name out there now that there's a court case alleging he's not even applying for jobs.

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That seems like a horrible fit.  He'd immediately be the fattest person in the whole state.  He'd get winded walking to his car.
What's the altitude at Boulder? That thin air might literally kill him.

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I just want to reemphasize this is a first ballot hall of fame thread title. 

Edited by Neonmoon

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23 minutes ago, Parliament said:
42 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
That seems like a horrible fit.  He'd immediately be the fattest person in the whole state.  He'd get winded walking to his car.

What's the altitude at Boulder? That thin air might literally kill him.

well he might be so fat that he collapses tectonic plates and shit and Boulder is no longer at a high elevation. what if he brings Mangino in as his OC? They may get Boulder below sea level  

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2 hours ago, Parliament said:
2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:
That seems like a horrible fit.  He'd immediately be the fattest person in the whole state.  He'd get winded walking to his car.

What's the altitude at Boulder? That thin air might literally kill him.

5328'

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2 hours ago, Parliament said:
3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:
That seems like a horrible fit.  He'd immediately be the fattest person in the whole state.  He'd get winded walking to his car.

What's the altitude at Boulder? That thin air might literally kill him.

CU should hire him and buy a huge life policy and solve the money issues going forward.

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58 minutes ago, cochamps said:

That altitude does not seem ideal for fat fucking retards.

Borderline tectonic. 

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Sex is like pizza. Some people get really freaked out when you tell them you like it to involve pineapples. Bert is not one of those people.

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2 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

College football was for fun with Bert (to laugh at)

photos stolen from another board....the progression of Bert

young bert.jpeg

 

 

dabert.jpg

Wow, it is fucked up that he ate those kittens.

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On 2/11/2020 at 8:30 AM, MNLonghornFUKM said:


It’s like fat people are naturally lazier than the rest of us or something

I'm kinda of fat, so this hits close to home.

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6 hours ago, runthebone said:

Wow, it is fucked up that he ate those kittens.

"Kittens?"

"Forget it; he's rolling."

Edited by flatdawgs
Furk

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16 minutes ago, flatdawgs said:

"Kittens?"

"Forget it; he's rolling."

 

/animal house

Kitten, Chihuahuas.  Looked the same on the phone screen, and he uses the same recipe for both.

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2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Kitten, Chihuahuas.  Looked the same on the phone screen, and he uses the same recipe for both.

An hors d'oeuvre by any other name....

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6 minutes ago, Tex Long said:
10 hours ago, flatdawgs said:

An hors d'oeuvre by any other name....

+ rep for spelling "derv" corrrectly.

Yeah, but points should be taken off for context. Bielema only eats horse dervs.

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5 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Yeah, but points should be taken off for context. Bielema only eats horse dervs.

I was going to request an audio file, so as to ascertain his pronunciation of "hors", but in the interest of brevity...

Ahhhh, shit. Too late now.

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On 2/17/2020 at 9:49 AM, Aqua Buddha said:

Dude didn't seriously go after any job for two years and then Arky lawyered up about his buyout and now you see his agent pushing his name out there now that there's a court case alleging he's not even applying for jobs.

There's a latex salesman position available at Vandelay Industries, as I understand.

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Thread title is extremely offensive to me. We should not be using the R word anymore in any capacity, especially given the current cultural sensitivities.

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Posted (edited)

As the parent of an intellectually challenged kid I’ve been preaching this for quite a while.  Apparently though the term isn’t nearly as offensive as The Eyes of Texas

Edited by NeverMarryAStripper

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Posted (edited)
15 hours ago, stone oak said:

Thread title is extremely offensive to me. We should not be using the R word anymore in any capacity, especially given the current cultural sensitivities.

Moose out front should have warned you about this place

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 if you are afraid of your fucking feelings getting hurt this isn't the website for you.

 

Edited by Wally Fairway

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https://nypost.com/2020/06/12/giants-bret-bielema-suing-university-of-arkansas-over-contract/

 

What I can share at this point before digesting the entire document is that the Foundation previously demanded that Bret Bielema return the $4,555,833.29 that had been paid to him prior to the Foundation’s discovery of his multiple material breaches of the agreement,” Ney told The Post. “It appears that Bielema filed suit in order to avoid being sued.”

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1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

https://nypost.com/2020/06/12/giants-bret-bielema-suing-university-of-arkansas-over-contract/

 

What I can share at this point before digesting the entire document is that the Foundation previously demanded that Bret Bielema return the $4,555,833.29 that had been paid to him prior to the Foundation’s discovery of his multiple material breaches of the agreement,” Ney told The Post. “It appears that Bielema filed suit in order to avoid being sued.”

Maybe they tallied up his food bill 

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I’m sitting in a Walmart parking lot just outside Fayetnam right now so this literally hits close to me. 

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1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’m sitting in a Walmart parking lot just outside Fayetnam right now so this literally hits close to me. 

Is this you?

 

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