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2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

If this happens, please dont make CUM a thing. Negs to that shit.

I prefer Urb 

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Just now, Vertigo said:

If this happens, please dont make CUM a thing. Negs to that shit.

^This. Already getting old and sounds aggy. UM works just fine. 

^This. Already getting old and sounds aggy. UM works just fine. 
I'm partial to how the state rep from Florida adressed him..

He's forever corch Irving Mayas to me.
If this happens, please dont make CUM a thing. Negs to that shit.
Yea. That is super juvenile. Just dumb.
1 hour ago, senorfussybutt said:

 Everyone keeps saying Herman did something to force CDC's hand? Did I miss something? The Anwar question at the post-game presser?

You aren’t dedicated enough for this place. 

Yep, he’s Corch Irvin Meyers until such time as he beats OU.  

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Yeah the only way those guys would respect the "chain of command" is if the chain is doing what they want anyway

12 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Don't have to pay for a new DC or OC (maybe)

I like Hutzler--hope he stays but Urban will decide that so whatever.  

6 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

If this happens, please dont make CUM a thing. Negs to that shit.

I'm down for a neg army to discourage this stupidity. 

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

Yeah the only way those guys would respect the "chain of command" is if the chain is doing what they want anyway

Yep.

3 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

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That doesn’t sound plausible or likely. 

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It's fucking insane that we are in a day and age where you see comments like this. 60 MILLION dollars over 5 years to coach what is effectively an amateur football team. And that is "nothing".

 

 

So, anyway... back up that brinks truck and let's get this motherfucker in here before he has time to sleep on it so we can start whipping some ass for the first time in way too long.

Interesting timing.  Question on Millionaire tonight is who is the highest paid employee in 40 states and the answer was ‘coach’. 🤘

I'm down for a neg army to discourage this stupidity. 

I’ve negged like 10 times total in years and years here but I’d spray negatories all day long to stop that nonsense.
3 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

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What a weird Fucking update...

3 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

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Thanks for telling us absolutely nothing, Chip. Pretty sure if the BMDs could just up and fire and hire whoever they wanted Herman would have been long gone.

Chip Brown can still go fuck himself...but dont think he would put that out there without at least one reliable source.

Having said that, CDC isnt sitting on his hands mulling it over if thats true..Herman would be gone already.

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

What a weird Fucking update...

It's just to show us Chip is in the know, even when he doesn't.  

When Saban was lured to Bama they paid him $4 million per year which was a record at the time for his 1 championship. Ironically Urbans 3 championships at the same age will earn him 12 million per year. 

FCB has posted a zillion articles on Del Conte, in the past.

This "update" could be what Del Conte gave him, or asked him to post.

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

What a weird Fucking update...

It’s not really an update at all

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

What a weird Fucking guy...

fify 

Chip's prob upset that 247 got scooped by IT and Football Brainiacs so had to throw that stupid ass tidbit out there 

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57 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

When I had dinner with tOSU's big cigar...he mentioned his wife 5x as the one that would have to give the green light.  I thought that was him having some wishful thinking BS going on...all of a sudden I think he was dead serious when he said it would need her blessing.  

Also, why is my ass only the second most puckered one on this thread? 

@futureman you are one adventurous bastard...

the fact that so many think this doesn't need her blessing is why there's a 64 page divorce thread on this site.

2 minutes ago, ousux said:

Chip Brown can still go fuck himself...but dont think he would put that out there without at least one reliable source.

Put what out there? 

2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

When Saban was lured to Bama they paid him $4 million per year which was a record at the time for his 1 championship. Ironically Urbans 3 championships at the same age will earn him 12 million per year. 

While upping the payouts for Clemson, Bama and LSU is going to have to pay out the ass when they have to find a replacement coach for O.  Just wow, and pro coaches--guess they just enjoy the love of the game more in the NFL.  

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1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

To be fair, this guy is what aggy thinks Jimbo is.

Shhhh. aggy will be announcing Jimbo’s 5 year extension any day now. 

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

FCB has posted a zillion articles on Del Conte, in the past.

This "update" could be what Del Conte gave him, or asked him to post.

So... run me some cover Chip (or Ill guarantee you will have zero access to Meyer once this this is done) because these assholes are going to make me lose some of the little bargaining leverage I got?

6 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I'm down for a neg army to discourage this stupidity. 

We can call futureman CUM after he officially signs.  A passing of the torch, if you will.  

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Shit. Hobbit has them rolling about as much as they ever have in their history. 

Yes, they’ve beaten exactly one team that isn’t a complete pile of shit. 

Just now, 6th Street said:

Chip's prob upset that 247 got scooped by IT and Football Brainiacs so had to throw that stupid ass tidbit out there 

That is my guess as well. Roach was all pissy in other threads about them tracking down a bunch of stuff and will put it out as they get it...that site is taking a real nose dive

8 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

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mr rogers clown GIF

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Shhhh. aggy will be announcing Jimbo’s 5 year extension any day now. 

Jimbo is guaranteed to get a big raise and an extension after this season. If we raise the pay scale bar, Jimbo will be getting a massive raise.  

FCB has posted a zillion articles on Del Conte, in the past.
This "update" could be what Del Conte gave him, or asked him to post.

Bingo

It is an update. The BMDs are paying for Herman to gtfo. The “they’re going to respect his decision either way” part is because his decision is for them to pay Herman to gtfo. Read ppl.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Put what out there? 

10 posts up

6 minutes ago, ousux said:

Chip Brown can still go fuck himself...but dont think he would put that out there without at least one reliable source.

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3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Yes, they’ve beaten exactly one team that isn’t a complete pile of shit. 

You didn't like that passing display LSU and aggy waged?  That was almost Kentucky Vandy esque.  If I'm a receiver at either of those schools (collie/tiger), I'm transferring.

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5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Yes, they’ve beaten exactly one team that isn’t a complete pile of shit. 

Right. Which is pretty in line with the high points of their history. When was the last time they only lost or tied one game, not including '94 (iirc) when they were on probo? Was it '39?

(Okay so just looked it up - they actually went 12-1 in 1992 against an ATROCIOUS schedule. They played 2 ranked teams all season - edging out #17 Stanford 10-7 and getting smoked in their bowl game by #5 ND 28-3. Prior to that? You have to go back to their 9-1 1940 team)

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I'd imagine that conversation between Hartzell and CDC going something like:

"Well, I don't know Chris, dropping 100m on a brand new coaching staff probably looks bad during covid..."

and then CDC responds with something like,

"Jay, in a 5 year contract we could be looking at 2 or 3 nattys.. THINK OF THE FUCKING ROI"

3 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

the fact that so many think this doesn't need her blessing is why there's a 64 page divorce thread on this site.

I’ve seen this type of shit a million times - if the man is bringing in gobs of cash the wife is willing to let him decide to work or not.  That’s life.  Take away the gobs of cash part and you’re right.  That’s why it is odd she would tell him to fuck off if he’s signing up to work for TWELVE MILLION dollars a year.  

I'm down for a neg army to discourage this stupidity. 
AMEN AMEN AMEN. I'll join you on this.
4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

It is an update. The BMDs are paying for Herman to gtfo. The “they’re going to respect his decision either way” part is because his decision is for them to pay Herman to gtfo. Read ppl.

it's like when we respect the hell out of 5 star recruits' decisions to take their talents to Austin. 

With the slim pickings of actual good candidates this year, Urbs is the only choice if we're truly serious about winning football games..and Championships. Anything less at this point would just cost the program money in the long run..

I love that y’all really believe it’s going to happen.  love love love it.  

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5 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I'd imagine that conversation between Hartzell and CDC going something like:

"Well, I don't know Chris, dropping 100m on a brand new coaching staff probably looks bad during covid..."

and then CDC responds with something like,

"Jay, in a 5 year contract we could be looking at 2 or 3 nattys.. THINK OF THE FUCKING ROI"

If CDC is using the fucking term “nattys”, he needs to be fired immediately. 

7 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

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Is the BoR watching the same shit that we are? If so - it shouldn't be a problem.

Just now, closetojumping said:

 

If CDC is using the fucking term “nattys”, he needs to be fired immediately. 

Paraphrasing, of course.

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