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I ate a McRib and now I have the shits.  Looks like @Newy25 is rubbing off on me.  I hope it was worth it.  #teamnightshift

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4 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

I'm worried a shift change will jinx all this BDE momentum. Can we get the Surly New Delhi day crew in here?

I can't do New Delhi, but I can get you a whole bunch of Bangaloreans at bottom dollar.

1 hour ago, KYHorn said:

Uh oh, Derpy flew too close to the sun. Now he has to be killed. We're getting close, boys!

Y’all need to relax. He just needs to see if Derpy can access the Megabus manifests and confirm if Jeff Traylor was brought in this morning. 

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I’m with [mention=2289]ChiTownDoc[/mention] on this. It still wouldn’t surprise me to see Urban in burnt orange at some point in the next few weeks. I would absolutely rather beat a strong UT than have you continue to wander the desert. The rivalry deserves that. Bring Urban in and let’s get back to the proper levels of hate in this rivalry. 
Easy for you to say that now that there's about 0.01% chance Urbs comes to Texas.
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6 hours ago, lonestarsooner said:
I’m with [mention=2289]ChiTownDoc[/mention] on this. It still wouldn’t surprise me to see Urban in burnt orange at some point in the next few weeks. I would absolutely rather beat a strong UT than have you continue to wander the desert. The rivalry deserves that. Bring Urban in and let’s get back to the proper levels of hate in this rivalry. 

Easy for you to say that now that there's about 0.01% chance Urbs comes to Texas.

Son, you appear to be on the wrong thread.  This is the Urban Meyer or Bust BDE only thread.

The Throw in The Towel Like a Lameass Puss thread, is over there -------------------->

 

7 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

I can't do New Delhi, but I can get you a whole bunch of Bangaloreans at bottom dollar.

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night crew checking in

7 minutes ago, ousux said:
6 hours ago, lonestarsooner said:
I’m with [mention=2289]ChiTownDoc[/mention] on this. It still wouldn’t surprise me to see Urban in burnt orange at some point in the next few weeks. I would absolutely rather beat a strong UT than have you continue to wander the desert. The rivalry deserves that. Bring Urban in and let’s get back to the proper levels of hate in this rivalry. 

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Easy for you to say that now that there's about 0.01% chance Urbs comes to Texas.

So you're saying there's a chance.

Lets get this thing back on track

12 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I ate a McRib and now I have the shits.  Looks like @Newy25 is rubbing off on me.  I hope it was worth it.  #teamnightshift

#teamnightshit

Night shift checking in. The sun sets early this time of year. LFG. 

No McRib, but I did venture by a Taco Bell for 2 Toasted Cheddar Chalupas today....they were outstanding.

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Herman’s back in the game, guess he and CDC were able to hammer out the details on his new extension.

26 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

I'm worried a shift change will jinx all this BDE momentum. Can we get the Surly New Delhi day crew in here?

Hello sir welcome to SurlyHorns.com - the internet's leading scat porn website - may I please confirm the address for the account you are calling about today sir?

1 hour ago, Hurtlocker said:

This is where I call bullshit...

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Yep. No way he of all people broke the story 12 hours before IT. 

3 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

How’s the wishcasting going, fellas?

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Based on the latest tweet by Hailey Bieber, she will not be on Good Morning America tomorrow AM. Wonder if her jet got redirected to Columbus.

Here is a gif to help

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31 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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night crew checking in

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38 minutes ago, ousux said:

Easy for you to say that now that there's about 0.01% chance Urbs comes to Texas.

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27 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Herman’s back in the game, guess he and CDC were able to hammer out the details on his new extension.

Hope you have a close encounter with an angry skunk.

39 minutes ago, Pablo said:

Lets get this thing back on track

McRib pics? 

More like the Night “Shit.” Get it together, fuckers.

In the CDC thread it seems the turtle has been extended..

Nothing to see here, move along. *commits Sepukku*

If you are trying to replace Kate with Hailey Baldwin's scraggly ass we will never attract a coach like Urban.

7 minutes ago, ousux said:

In the CDC thread it seems the turtle has been extended..

Nothing to see here, move along. *commits Sepukku*

Wait, what

9 minutes ago, ousux said:

In the CDC thread it seems the turtle has been extended..

Nothing to see here, move along. *commits Sepukku*

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Kate has been running around with 20 year old Gen Z pussies that Harry Styles think are too twinkish. It hurts to do, but she should be let go and still have some kind of  positive memories.

21 minutes ago, Underdog said:

McRib pics? 

None for me thanks, I"m already fat enough having never ate one in my life

1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

When you’re agent knows your the best option and the only option, you reject the first and second offer. I’ve never been any of those things, but I post it with confidence.

I feel like your trolling here.

10 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Kate has been running around with 20 year old Gen Z pussies that Harry Styles think are too twinkish. It hurts to do, but she should be let go and still have some kind of  positive memories.

I am ok going for an upgrade or throwing some options out there but Hailey Baldwin? She is married to a Gen Z pussy

Well, Ceedy will be proven to be correct, how he got there who knows.  But I believe he'll be on the right side of history

So does this mean the "Night Shift" has to watch Rewind with Herman? NOOOOOOOO

2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Well, Ceedy will be proven to be correct, how he got there who knows.  But I believe he'll be on the right side of history

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1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I ate a McRib and now I have the shits.  Looks like @Newy25 is rubbing off on me.  I hope it was worth it.  #teamnightshift

I had a McRib yesterday and did not have the shits.  However:

1) It was $5 after tax, which is criminal for something that was like three quarters of the size I remember it being.
2) The sauce had barely any BBQ taste or sweetness to me, countering reviews I've read, which said it was too sweet. This makes me think I have a loss of taste, and therefore has teh covids.

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So does this mean the "Night Shift" has to watch Rewind with Herman? NOOOOOOOO

Fuck that shit, unless he starts to cry. Then I might watch

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

I had a McRib yesterday and did not have the shits.  However:

1) It was $5 after tax, which is criminal for something that was like three quarters of the size I remember it being.
2) The sauce had barely any BBQ taste or sweetness to me, countering reviews I've read, which said it was too sweet. This makes me think I have a loss of taste, and therefore has teh covids.

Fucking covid even ruining McRibs. When will this torture end?

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

I had a McRib yesterday and did not have the shits.  However:

1) It was $5 after tax, which is criminal for something that was like three quarters of the size I remember it being.
2) The sauce had barely any BBQ taste or sweetness to me, countering reviews I've read, which said it was too sweet. This makes me think I have a loss of taste, and therefore has teh covids.

Excuse me sir - if you're going to disparage the McRib you are welcome to do so in the broader coaching search thread. Thanks.

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