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FWIW CTJ said that the guy we are targeting wouldn’t be available till Sunday at the earliest...UMs contract with Fox is done on Saturday 

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1 minute ago, phdhorn said:

So it's possible that Urban will get here some time within the next 20 years?  

Well, that's progress at least.

Your avatar is the shiznit.

6 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Porta potties, craps tables, and now deer leases.

But was it really a "deer lease" ??

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5 minutes ago, MoJames said:

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Name please?

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

FWIW CTJ said that the guy we are targeting wouldn’t be available till Sunday at the earliest...UMs contract with Fox is done on Saturday 

It’s been said many times - but that Fox contract isn’t stopping anything. 

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

FWIW CTJ said that the guy we are targeting wouldn’t be available till Sunday at the earliest...UMs contract with Fox is done on Saturday 

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2 minutes ago, Caddox said:

9.95ers get their info from dipshits like Bianco that know nothing. Im not even sure what CDC knows about what our donors offered Meyer. UM hasnt "rejected" us thats for sure. 

PM me your contact info. I’ll hold it in escrow and we’ll only use it if this doesn’t pan out. 

1 minute ago, Caddox said:

9.95ers get their info from dipshits like Bianco that know nothing. Im not even sure what CDC knows about what our donors offered Meyer. UM hasnt "rejected" us thats for sure. 

To be clear, they haven’t received any optimistic feedback since the Saturday before last, i.e. before Urban’s Sunday ‘No’ or is that incorrect?

I mean yall tell me, I thought this was pretty fucking good. I feel like a million bucks right now. Things have gone radio silent and Im sure theyre gonna stay that way, but a close friend I trust gets a whole rundown from his BIL that spent the weekend with a Dallas BMD? That got me pretty excited. 

That's it.  I'm just going to wait for Jason higdin to tell me the REAL story after this is all overwith.  

Recapping the last three hours: potato cubes, fat shaming, dinosaur porn, chili, gumbo, pastries, wire scoop, board upgrade, neg canons, new UM news from @Caddox, deer leases. 
 

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

FWIW CTJ said that the guy we are targeting wouldn’t be available till Sunday at the earliest...UMs contract with Fox is done on Saturday 

 

I've never really thought the Fox commitment was any kind of impediment. He could accept a coaching job and continue with those duties if he so pleased.

 

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

Name please?

 

Helga Lovekaty

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

Name please?

Helga Lovekaty. And when you speak of me, speak well.

9 minutes ago, Caddox said:

All I can gather about last Saturday is that at least two people that put up a lot of money think and said its done because UM basically said, yea ok this all looks good. I couldnt text back and ask for details or anything. 

So Im back on the UM train. 

Last Saturday is yesterday?

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

FWIW CTJ said that the guy we are targeting wouldn’t be available till Sunday at the earliest...UMs contract with Fox is done on Saturday 

CTJ also said talks stopped between UM and Texas but it was always possible that UM would come back to negotiations. So, I don't think the Caddox info and CTJ info hand jive.

Ive said all along, I think Herman coaches the bowl game. I dont think this upcoming weekend is anything to look forward to in terms of major news hitting. 

Wish I could switch back and forth between forums without having to go ‘home’ first. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Recapping the last three hours: potato cubes, fat shaming, dinosaur porn, chili, gumbo, pastries, wire scoop, board upgrade, neg canons, new UM news from @Caddox, deer leases. 
 

Up next: timeline for nudes

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Last Saturday is yesterday?

Yes. Maybe? Not sure. 

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Recapping the last three hours: potato cubes, fat shaming, dinosaur porn, chili, gumbo, pastries, wire scoop, board upgrade, neg canons, new UM news from @Caddox, deer leases. 
 

And your new avatar

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Wish I could switch back and forth between forums without having to go ‘home’ first. 

Click fluid view - it'll change your life. There is also an "expanded" version within the forum thread list view that previews the thread.

2 minutes ago, Caddox said:

I mean yall tell me, I thought this was pretty fucking good. I feel like a million bucks right now. Things have gone radio silent and Im sure theyre gonna stay that way, but a close friend I trust gets a whole rundown from his BIL that spent the weekend with a Dallas BMD? That got me pretty excited. 

where it happens i wanna go GIF by Official London Theatre

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

It’s been said many times - but that Fox contract isn’t stopping anything. 

Oh I know, but I can also see UM wanting to use that as an excuse to buy more time and we can use it as an excuse that he wasn’t available till that date. Just thinking of a posturing type angle

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Any news that’s not no is good news. Also, it’s funny how the surly Twitter was like we have big news and it went dark for an update. 
What is dark mode? Is it only for night people? Is like night vision? 
 

gif for all my new buddies. Who hit F5 for the last two plus hours. And were maybe freaked out by dinosaur porn? I dunno. Obviously that’s not me. We get Urban and I’ll consider something similar. 

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Garter belts and the hose that go with it are a pain in the ass. So glad my gf isn’t into that shit.

Just now, pops said:

And your new avatar

Most recent picture of me I got. Like 6 weeks ago. Ish. 

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

CTJ also said talks stopped between UM and Texas but it was always possible that UM would come back to negotiations. So, I don't think the Caddox info and CTJ info hand jive.

Yea they do. Meyer basically said ok we will talk later (when whatever he wants to wait on finishes up). But he told us hes happy with the offer. 

11 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Thanks. I guess I was wrong about him attending the Texas School for the deaf.

Hey, don’t be shorting my Crane Golden Cranes.  1969 Longhorn All-American & College HOF is the only other Crane to make the NFL, I believe.

Just now, troph said:

Garter belts and the hose that go with it are a pain in the ass. So glad my gf isn’t into that shit.

I’m not really a fan either. But it makes for great pictures. Totally not practical though. And the “rose goes in the front.” (Bull Durham-duh) 

Just now, cochamps said:

Hey, don’t be shorting my Crane Golden Cranes.  1969 Longhorn All-American & College HOF is the only other Crane to make the NFL, I believe.

Left out Bob McKay’s name.  

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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With that kind of Dino porn, has to suck to be T-Rex, doesn't it? 

16 minutes ago, Quasimofo said:

It's believable because it doesn't include any "passed out at 31 Flavors" parts

Ferris buellers day off GIF - Find on GIFER

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Click fluid view - it'll change your life. There is also an "expanded" version within the forum thread list view that previews the thread.

WTF is fluid view?

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Click fluid view - it'll change your life. There is also an "expanded" version within the forum thread list view that previews the thread.

I’m weening myself off tapa. This has been really great actually.  Only complaint is font size. I’m almost at the needing readers stage and wish I wasn’t. 

After that.  I’m out on this......

 

 

15 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

No, his BFF’s BIL went hunting with someone who was in the room with BMDs. Like 3rd cousin twice removed shit here. That’s like an AAS first hand source. Good as gold.

I graduated with a degree in Photojournalism with those types of sources. Don’t throw rocks when you live in a glass house or whatever.

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5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

It’s been said many times - but that Fox contract isn’t stopping anything. 

May not be stopping anything on our side but if Meyer wants to fulfill  his contract with Fox I'm sure we'll respect it. Seems like he has a good time with those guys. Something to watch will be if he re-ups with Fox sometime this week or shortly after.

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Oh I know, but I can also see UM wanting to use that as an excuse to buy more time and we can use it as an excuse that he wasn’t available till that date. Just thinking of a posturing type angle

He wouldn’t bail on his last regular Saturday appearance. I don’t think. He enjoys being with that group. But it’s clear watching him that he’s ready to coach again. I just want it to be here. It’s such a huge thing to hope for! Mind blown if that happens.

 

30 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Down 35 lbs since January, right around 180. Keto diet.

Never would've guessed 180 with that avi, guess those tits add up though.  

Congrats. 

1 minute ago, XYZ said:

WTF is fluid view?

1.  Go home.
2.  3 icons to the right of the big "Topics" heading.  Click rightmost icon.
3.  Congrats.

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

I've never really thought the Fox commitment was any kind of impediment. He could accept a coaching job and continue with those duties if he so pleased.

 

 

Helga Lovekaty

Urban will only come if he gets enough of his core guys.  His core guys will not leave in the middle of a national championship run.  That is the hold-up on Saturday, not Fox.  We'll see if what the committee thinks.  If OSU is in the playoff, we will continue to wait until they are out.

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For reference since I know my shitposting has been erratic at best- last Saturday the 5th, I got on here and said its done and its happening bc two big money donors said so on a text thread im on.

Then the next day, all the 9.95ers report UM has officially rejected our offer. It made absolutely zero sense and so I just couldnt buy it, but that text thread has been silent ever since. (Or they started a new one without people like me on it.)

Now, this weekend at a hunting lease, a completely different big donor that was involved with the UM stuff says we are still on track with UM and everything is good.

3 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Yea they do. Meyer basically said ok we will talk later (when whatever he wants to wait on finishes up). But he told us hes happy with the offer. 

 

Craddox - several independent, major sources reported that discussions had ended a few days ago.  (National, not $9.95ers).

Do you know why?

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5 minutes ago, Caddox said:

I mean yall tell me, I thought this was pretty fucking good. I feel like a million bucks right now. Things have gone radio silent and Im sure theyre gonna stay that way, but a close friend I trust gets a whole rundown from his BIL that spent the weekend with a Dallas BMD? That got me pretty excited. 

Don't worry about the fuckers that look a gift horse in the mouth and expect you to explain every thing that evetyone else has teported the last month too.  Your info comes indirectly and is limited, and you've been upfront about that.  It is what it is and you share it even though you don't have to.  No one has to believe it if they don't want to.  I for one appreciate it.

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

Craddox - several independent, major sources reported that discussions had ended a few days ago.  (National, not $9.95ers).

Do you know why?

Because they weren’t at the deer lease (sorry, couldn’t resist ; )

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

Who was the DL who went to that school and went on to play for Nebraska? Can't remember if he made it to the pros.

Kenny Walker

Broncos - 1991 was a good year for him.

He's a track coach at Highlands Ranch HS in Colorado. He's a good dude.

Not sure where he went to High School.

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I won't belive you until you are a tree fiddy member. I want to belive you, but show your allegiance 

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Talkin about craddox

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