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Great info on how Urban could rebuild more quickly if the transfer rule changes are approved....

"The one-time transfer rule, years in the making, is expected to become a reality next month when it is voted in at the NCAA Convention. It is still not certain when it will become effective, but coaches are planning on August -- the beginning of the 2021 season -- at the latest."

 

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/national-signing-day-2020-how-covid-19-has-changed-college-football-recruiting-likely-for-good/

 

 

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4 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

We talk McRibs here, not Filet-O-Fish.  Let’s stay focused.  

The 2nd McRrib for a $1 is back!

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Damn that POS bubble looks 3rd world compared to those Dallas area HS facilities 

I had two McRibs today which equals to about 9 shits and lots of ungodly farts.

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

I had two McRibs today which equals to about 9 shits and lots of ungodly farts.

Holy crap! Ha! Pun intended!

4 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

Pretty sure Miami is technically the cradle of coaches; not the entire state. Reckon I could be wrong, but that's how I learnt it

yeah, I'm aware and you are correct. I was more pointing out the fact that there are a ton from Ohio.  certainly some of that stems from Miami, IMO.

4 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I had two McRibs today which equals to about 9 shits and lots of ungodly farts.

Better man than me, had my stomach pumped after the 2nd McRib the other day. 

51 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

And here I always thought it was Knights in White Satin.

No.  But it is  “One Lonely Knight”.

 

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Better man than me, had my stomach pumped after the 2nd McRib the other day. 

Oh good call

 

7 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I would just like to reiterate that James Franklin lost out to Charlie Strong in our previous coaching search. Let that sink in for a moment. 

Based on results it shows Patterson hired a mickey mouse firm or something. 

17 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

 

Holy shit that video’s terrible.

So Urban Meyer isn't the only experienced and successful head coach with time in the SEC and in Florida currently retired and working as an analyst on TV (for the ACC network)...   


Ok...reaching way back for the night shift...
The Sweet - Into the Night












I'm drunk and missed 15 pages. Beyond our shitty indoor facilities, did I miss anything?

 

2 hours ago, JPETERMAN said:

No.  Didn't you watch the Episode of the Brady's where they went to Hawaii.  Imagine how many players would miss games due to getting hit on the head with surfboards and being attacked by poisonous spiders.

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Didn't get out of bed today until 11. Fight me.

CHIEF

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I'm drunk and missed 15 pages. Beyond our shitty indoor facilities, did I miss anything?

 

Lots. JK. Music. McRib eating causing posters some issues...

   Urban Analysis: The Importance of Assembling a Coaching Staff

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

   Urban Analysis: The Importance of Assembling a Coaching Staff

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5 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

Didn't get out of bed today until 11. Fight me.

CHIEF

McRib coma?

 

9 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I'm drunk and missed 15 pages. Beyond our shitty indoor facilities, did I miss anything?

 

 Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster?

 We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present.

4 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

McRib coma?

 

No, but I need to go wander over to the "High" thread.

CHIEF

24 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

 

Great tune, totally me era at UT. Listened to REM non stop in the Castle 

14 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I'm drunk and missed 15 pages. Beyond our shitty indoor facilities, did I miss anything?

 

 

 

Maybe it's already been posted. Regardless, I'm not diving back into this thread to find out. 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Cliff notes for last 12 hours?

High schools in Texas have better indoor facilities than the university of Texas 

2 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

 

Strong first post

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Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Cliff notes for last 12 hours?

We can still have "hope" for Urban. It is not dead yet. Our practice field bubble sucks compared even to Texas HS teams. Posters having stomach issues from eating too many McRibs. The night shift has better theme music. I-35 should be demolished near campus or go under ground. CDC may be a card carrying moron and no one knows what role he is playing in much of anything beyond fundraising and the "lesser" sports. HCs may not want to come here because a look under our hood reveals bats and monkey shit. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

We can still have "hope" for Urban. It is not dead yet. Our practice field bubble sucks compared even to Texas HS teams. Posters having stomach issues from eating too many McRibs. The night shift has better theme music. I-35 should be demolished near campus or go under ground. CDC may be a card carrying moron and no one knows what role he is playing in much of anything beyond fundraising and the "lesser" sports. HCs may not want to come here because a look under our hood reveals bats and monkey shit. 

Don't forget your snake legs. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

We can still have "hope" for Urban. It is not dead yet. Our practice field bubble sucks compared even to Texas HS teams. Posters having stomach issues from eating too many McRibs. The night shift has better theme music. I-35 should be demolished near campus or go under ground. CDC may be a card carrying moron and no one knows what role he is playing in much of anything beyond fundraising and the "lesser" sports. HCs may not want to come here because a look under our hood reveals bats and monkey shit. 

And there is a . . . reptilian among us. 

Hide the children.

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Cliff notes for last 12 hours?

Cliff Notes: According to multiple sauces, Urban Frank Meyer, III will be named the 31st head football coach in the history of Texas. Look for it to be announced in the coming years. Stay tuned.

Multiple sauced info from:  bttf-gif-3.gif

Just now, Knewk210 said:

 

Hi , I have tried to sign up the past three years and now on this site.  I finally got confirmed .  I feel like I'm out of jail. 83' grad of UT glad to finally be on here.

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Don't forget your snake legs. 

 

1 minute ago, washparkhorn said:

And there is a . . . reptilian among us. 

Hide the children.

Oh yeah. I am a reptile. 

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

 

We have a winner

Here is a picture I saw on Facebook of McRibs before cooking. Offered without comment.

r/BBQ - Not all ‘ribs’ require a smoker. Here’s the McRib before being cooked (yes, it’s back).

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3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Cliff notes for last 12 hours?

Debbie Day Crew called shens on the night crew's rosy rumor.  Said he was pumping theoretical sunshine and it didn't mean shit.

$9.95s posted some bullshit about turning the job down and that the Texas job ain't what it used to be.  Made up some bullshit about an agent's slander, that the facilities are woefully out of date and Campbell stated it's a rebuild-job.  Campbell doesn't have an agent though.   Holes poked in the pics of other weight rooms and practice facilities and what to do with ours.  Chicagoland location struggles exchanged. 

Night krewe takes it from here.

7 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Cliff notes for last 12 hours?

Practice facilities suck. The freeway will go though the football stadium. It's happening. It isn't happening. 9.95ers backpedaling. @Nicole44 has snakes for legs. 

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