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2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Does this idiot not realize that if what he is saying is true, it's a clear violation of NIL rules, of which there aren't many, and would have the NCAA all over them? 

I'm sure ATM is loving that this asswipe is implying that they are violating NIL rules. Maybe he'll get another hand slap from them.

The insecure mental midget cannot help himself. 

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I havent even thought about this fuck in 2 years...

 

the thread popped up and I hit the star, and it took me to a post from Sept 2021... lol...

 

So i know I must have missed some shit other than todays post.... I have 3 questions

 

#1... i see he got his name back.... when did he stop hiding his last name behind his wife's?

#2... I also see that hes still bragging about making soooooo much money.... as a real estate agent, during a year when home sales have fallen TWENTY % this year.

#3.... how in the holy fuck did this assclown get a blue checkmark?

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26 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Does this idiot not realize that if what he is saying is true, it's a clear violation of NIL rules, of which there aren't many, and would have the NCAA all over them? 

He doesn't. As you know, aggies do not understand NIL (or money or winning) at all.

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12 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Seems illegal to bind a player to a school

It's absolutely illegal. 

50 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Does this idiot not realize that if what he is saying is true, it's a clear violation of NIL rules, of which there aren't many, and would have the NCAA all over them? 

Next he's going to tell kids that if they come to A&M they can get exclusive NIL contracts for Liquor sponsorships, tobacco sponsorships, and OnlyFans & Pornhub.

25 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I havent even thought about this fuck in 2 years...

 

the thread popped up and I hit the star, and it took me to a post from Sept 2021... lol...

 

So i know I must have missed some shit other than todays post.... I have 3 questions

 

#1... i see he got his name back.... when did he stop hiding his last name behind his wife's?

#2... I also see that hes still bragging about making soooooo much money.... as a real estate agent, during a year when home sales have fallen TWENTY % this year.

#3.... how in the holy fuck did this assclown get a blue checkmark?

Another poster here tried to jump on his twitter handle immediately, smartly, but it appears there's like a 30 or 60 day holding period where that name isn't available and Hamm could reverse course. Which he did, because man that would have been a nice addition to the stable. 

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33 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

#2... I also see that hes still bragging about making soooooo much money.... as a real estate agent, during a year when home sales have fallen TWENTY % this year.

Used mobile home sales have stayed solid, though. 

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I hope what he is saying is true, and that it gets reported, investigated, and punishment is handed down. Even a bullshit slap on the wrist because it will make them look bad, and that’s what they hate the most (but are great at doing). And I hope the entire fanbase blames Hamm and tortures him into perpetuity. 

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5 minutes ago, NoName said:

guess it's time for folks to start asking questions as to 1) how this guy has seen the contracts and 2) start spooling up some lawsuits since that wording sounds super illegal

He hasn't seen a contract. He's no different than a message board poster on Texags, talking about all the NIL money Texas is throwing at recruits. It's fucking wishcasting. 

 

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2 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I havent even thought about this fuck in 2 years...

 

the thread popped up and I hit the star, and it took me to a post from Sept 2021... lol...

 

So i know I must have missed some shit other than todays post.... I have 3 questions

 

#1... i see he got his name back.... when did he stop hiding his last name behind his wife's?

#2... I also see that hes still bragging about making soooooo much money.... as a real estate agent, during a year when home sales have fallen TWENTY % this year.

#3.... how in the holy fuck did this assclown get a blue checkmark?

you missed him self reporting that he is packing some heat downstairs.  

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33 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

you missed him self reporting that he is packing some heat downstairs.  

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This is the reminder that Jeff Banks once mistankenly sent a Hog shot to Hamm thinking it was a woman, and Hamm tried to blackmail him for recruiting scoop. Banks told him to fuck off and feel free to broadcast the pic.  ALLEGEDLY.

You know who would never think to blackmail someone over an impressive dick pic? Someone who's actually lived their life with an impressive dick. In that instance there really is no such thing as bad publicity, but how would Hamm know that?

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