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2 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

 

In a series of videos actually released by the White House, Trump can be seen getting increasingly more confused by the experts in the room, who are patiently trying to explain very very basic concepts to the president.

During one segment, he seems incapable of understanding how long it actually takes to formulate a vaccine, repeatedly suggesting "a couple months" should be the timeframe, because he "likes that better" than the actual realistic year-and-a-half estimate he's given.

He keeps going on and on about this among awkward laughter from people who understand that science doesn't actually bow to Trump's whims. It only stops when an advisor explains:

Vaccines have to be tested because there's precedent for vaccines actually making diseases worse.

You don't want to rush and treat a million people and find out you're making 900,000 of them worse.

Trump's response? A baffling "that's a good idea". (Good idea to rush and screw it up? Good idea to mention this? WHAT??)

But perhaps the weirdest of all was when he thought that he – a mediocre business person – may have come up with the solution to a complex global pandemic which no medical professional could ever have thought of:

You take a solid flu vaccine, you don't think that would have an impact? Or much of an impact? On corona?

 

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I'm sensing another entrepreneurial opportunity with the coronavirus outbreak.

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1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

and when our grandchildren ask what we did to stop it, we'll lean back in our chair, smile, and say, "well, i posted a lot of strongly worded thoughts on a texas longhorn message board."

Now wait just a damn minute, my brow was very close to being furrowed too.  

We’re trying to prevent a pandemic and the president told people to go to work with the virus. Barely news. Certainly not as big of a story as Obama saluting with coffee.

On 3/3/2020 at 10:11 AM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I'm sorry but I"ve reached the point where I simply hope they all die.

 

 

Wait, did I say that out loud?

 

 

They are enemies. Thieves. Traitors. Defilers of the republic.

Read 'em their rights and kill them.

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

I like his idea to base the corona vaccine on the flu vaccine.  It reminds me of that SNL sketch with Steve Martin in the 90’s where he’s a ‘Doctor’ in the dark ages.  Anybody remember that one?

Theodoric of York?

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My bad, not the 90's...1978.  Was way off.  When he tells the mother that 50 years ago they'd have thought her daughter's illness was caused by demonic possession, but that now they know better-her sickness is due to an angry toad or small dwarf living in her stomach.....that's about the vibe I get from Pence.  
 

I remember watching that particular episode. That was April 22nd, 1978 SNL episode when he debuted King Tut. I bought a Steve Martin ticket to his show with my saved allowance before getting permission from Mom. I was 11. csb
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Holy shit, that's awesome.  To this day, people still tell me that my father and I reminded them of Steve Martin.  

I used to work for a guy that was the spitting image of Johnny Carson. He was an asshole and a drunk so they may have been related.

6 hours ago, Lobo said:

I like his idea to base the corona vaccine on the flu vaccine.  It reminds me of that SNL sketch with Steve Martin in the 90’s where he’s a ‘Doctor’ in the dark ages.  Anybody remember that one?

Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber. His treatment of choice was a good bloodletting. 

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3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

It was such a beautiful response though

 

If Bloomberg has smart staff, they'll assemble ads running those clips while showing news clips about Corona spreading. 

It would be funny but he’s gonna get a lot of people killed.  But I have to admit, I laughed.  It was a solemn laugh.  

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15 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Great timing, moron. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Tomorrow, he will tweet that its fake news and he never said he wanted to cut Medicare and Social Security.

 

 

OMG HE'S SO FUCKING GROSS 🤮

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6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

High Def television is something Trump should issue an executive order against, because it sure as hell isn't doing him any favors.

8 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Because this is what he sees when he looks in the mirror.

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1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

It would be funny but he’s gonna get a lot of people killed.  But I have to admit, I laughed.  It was a solemn laugh.  

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Weird how Trump claims victory over Dems who drop out of the Dem primary. Weirder that his adorers eat it up.

58 minutes ago, mchookem said:

OMG HE'S SO FUCKING GROSS 🤮

He's gross like us! 

5 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Weird how Trump claims victory over Dems who drop out of the Dem primary. Weirder that his adorers eat it up.

Trumpers are a group of idiots, well proven fact 

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

OMG HE'S SO FUCKING GROSS 🤮

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11 minutes ago, Underdog said:

He's gross like us! 

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22 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

 

That's where Putin inserts the electrode. 

is it really a wig tho? i think it's just a hideously long combover.

a wig would look better

57 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Two way tape to hold his wig in place 

That's not a piece of double sided tape. It looks more like a medical device.

i knew trump had extensions. it’s always the fake blondos rocking the weave. 

I always thought it was a massive combover supported by an elaborate network of trusses.

Dotard cancelled his scheduled visit to the CDC today.  

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......

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He's scheduled to travel to Mar a Lago today after a stop in Nashville. He's going to be holed up at his place trying not to think about Bloomberg, Biden, and Bernie.

Oh, and if that really is a toupee clip, someone should get Hope Hicks onto Fox to see what she comes up with for an explanation as it could provide some amusement in a sad commentary of affairs considering the global pandemic.

That's not a piece of double sided tape. It looks more like a medical device.
Cochlear implant? Brain shunt?

Looks like some type of skin condition. Psoriasis something. Hell, maybe even ring worm. Gross either way. That dude is working way too hard to look so shitty.  

10 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

That dude is working way too hard to look so shitty.

whats he been working on? Specifically.

whats he been working on? Specifically.

I think the point that he's working way too hard to maintain his appearance - i.e wearing a wig, spray tan, etc. - giveb that he looks like raw chicken left on the counter overnight.
9 hours ago, mchookem said:

is it really a wig tho? i think it's just a hideously long combover.

a wig would look better

I could see where he might have a small wig in back to cover up a large bald spot, with a hideous combover that is used to integrate the wig.  I think there was something like that in the opening scene of American Hustle.  Honestly, his hair looks stupid, but you have to give props for successfully hiding a bald spot if that is what he is doing. 

9 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

WTF? Brain stimulus?

I certainly wouldn't be surprised if he bought some janky-ass, TV-informercial, copper brain stimulant device, that helps with memory and time travel. The dude is incredibly gullible. 

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