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The creators of that ad must have been peeing themselves with their Proud Boy humor. Maybe they should do the Bush family next.....see how that goes.

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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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yeah, the media doesn’t need to “rewrite” history. 

1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

daddy loves me

 

 

"Since the media won't show you..." The chyron says CNN dufus.

Just now, RPM said:

"Since the media won't show you..." The chyron says CNN dufus.

lol, yeah wut?  I guess "the media" isn't CNN?  These fucking assclowns.

This is a tweet from the President of the United States.
The Presidents campaign made it.
Dear Christ.

Yeah I'm sure that'll go over real well with black voters

yeah, tough to achieve the strategy of winning over black voters when you try to shit on obama every single day.

“Thank You, POTUS, for the wonderful cheap gas as we re-open” - Johnny Sack

26 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Yeah I'm sure that'll go over real well with black voters

 

24 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

yeah, tough to achieve the strategy of winning over black voters when you try to shit on obama every single day.

Kould his audience be of a different

Kolor / demographic than the 

Kampaign ad has in it?

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1 hour ago, TexLonghorn said:

 

Jared get in here, you have been appointed now as the useless head of the oil crash response team.

I'm sure all the West Texas Trumpers are blaming Obama

 

by the way, this is how I image Trump's energy advisers giving him a presentation

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5 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I'm sure all the West Texas Trumpers are blaming Obama

 

by the way, this is how I image Trump's energy advisers giving him a presentation

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That’s right before someone yells MAGA! And Everyone break out into

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Unfortunately this will make him want to open up the country even more.

2 hours ago, TexLonghorn said:

 

Not sustainable.  We are barreling (no pun intended----I take that back, pun intended)  toward a fucking wall.  If this maintains then there will be a lot of banks/financial institutions in peril.  

40 minutes ago, JustBecause said:

Not sustainable.  We are barreling (no pun intended----I take that back, pun intended)  toward a fucking wall.  If this maintains then there will be a lot of banks/financial institutions in peril.  

Well we're about a week away from Covid-19 passing the Vietnam War in American deaths so we have a lot going for us right now.

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20 years compared to a month and a half.  It's Trump's own personal Vietnam I suppose.

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Y’all sound tired of winning. 

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

20 years compared to a month and half.  It's Trump's own personal Vietnam I suppose.

Hey I found a new purpose for the wall with Mexico

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Trump on TV talking shit about the Trillions spent on the Middle East and I am sure they are cheering him on for saying that being a waste. But I am pretty sure these same people were cheering on Dubya to spend that money at the time.

 

I don't have the sound up and this mf'er is still pissing me off. He has the body language of a 4 year old being scolded. Rolling his eyes, giving dismissive facial expressions during a question and then a defensive stance when answering. 

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2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

He learned a new word -- "foment".

so is that 201 now?

Trump explaining why he speaks to reporters in a hostile manner is the exact opposite of how I teach my kids to handle a similar situation.

 

Look forward to the day America gets to treat the Trump family(sans Baron, possibly Tiff) like a piñata. 

21 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Look forward to the day America gets to treat the Trump family(sans Baron, possibly Tiff) like a piñata. 

I’m close to the point that they should be included just so they don’t get any bright ideas.  Close, but not there.  Yet.

1 hour ago, RPM said:

I don't have the sound up and this mf'er is still pissing me off. He has the body language of a 4 year old being scolded. Rolling his eyes, giving dismissive facial expressions during a question and then a defensive stance when answering. 

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Beyond the obvious racism and xenophobia, this ban is so illustrative of what a hot mess this administration is;

-How is it safe to reopen the states but too dangerous to let in immigrants?

-Why wasn’t this mentioned at his daily hootenanny? Did he get the idea watching Fox News tonight and just tweeted it out? Or was he too scared to announce to reporters who would press back?

-Does he not realize a full 1/3 of practicing physicians are immigrants? And we might need some help?

I hate everything.

Beyond the obvious racism and xenophobia, this ban is so illustrative of what a hot mess this administration is;

-How is it safe to reopen the states but too dangerous to let in immigrants?

-Why wasn’t this mentioned at his daily hootenanny? Did he get the idea watching Fox News tonight and just tweeted it out? Or was he too scared to announce to reporters who would press back?

-Does he not realize a full 1/3 of practicing physicians are immigrants? And we might need some help?

I hate everything.

You’re more likely to catch the disease from a deranged Trumpkin who has defiantly exposed himself than you are from someone who has come here from a country that ISN’T AS HUGE A SHITSHOW AS THIS ONE. So, like, most countries.
3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Look forward to the day America gets to treat the Trump family(sans Baron, possibly Tiff) like a piñata. 

better yet, like Mussolini 

37 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Beyond the obvious racism and xenophobia, this ban is so illustrative of what a hot mess this administration is;

-How is it safe to reopen the states but too dangerous to let in immigrants?

-Why wasn’t this mentioned at his daily hootenanny? Did he get the idea watching Fox News tonight and just tweeted it out? Or was he too scared to announce to reporters who would press back?

-Does he not realize a full 1/3 of practicing physicians are immigrants? And we might need some help?

I hate everything.

And that's just physicians. Ever been in a food processing plant, a field ready for harvest, a grocery store loading dock, or a restaurant kitchen?  Maybe Don Jr or a shaggy lawyer will go man one of these essential jobs instead. Right now, lawyers and whatever the fuck the Trump kids do regularly isn't essential.  But by all means, its time to kick out the people that make sure we have food on the table.

So, how many other governors are recording their calls with Trump so they have evidence when he eventually lies on them?


On 4/19/2020 at 2:18 PM, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Oh the irony. I am all for Trump getting back out and interacting with his supporters.

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Would...after she recovers of course.  I assume the condom is optional too.

Also, she is against masks but is wearing a bandana??

 

 

18 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

So, how many other governors are recording their calls with Trump so they have evidence when he eventually lies on them?

 

Anyone and everyone should be recording their conversations with him 

43 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

better yet, like Mussolini 

Even better, like Gaddafi. 

21 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

And that's just physicians. Ever been in a food processing plant, a field ready for harvest, a grocery store loading dock, or a restaurant kitchen? 

Or a Trump resort?

at this point, immigration has to be slowing to a crawl
The numbers have been declining for some time. How will he staff mar-a-lago?
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It's really sad that there are people in the world for whom the US is still a step up from their current country.

I know this is trump thread so there’s gonna be hot takes aplenty, and I’m generally on board with said takes. But come the fuck on with this rubbish.

Mr. President, if you suspected the State governors were exaggerating their needs, why did you immediately fill Florida's entire request?

2 hours ago, pacman said:

Mr. President, if you suspected the State governors were exaggerating their needs, why did you immediately fill Florida's entire request?

Twice 

If you are STILL on board with Trump as "the greatest evar", I say a hearty "fuck you, dumbass.".

 

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9 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Classic Trump.  To get us talking about that instead of his shitty virus response.

Yup. It was the top story on CBS This Morning. And he hasn't actually issued the order yet. Maybe he will, maybe he won't. It's not like there's much immigration going on right now anyway. But you can't take anything he says seriously until he actually follows through. So much of it is just smoke, bullshit, and trial balloons. 

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