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Some gov needs to call Trump out on his notion that he is responsible for sending in the national guard.  The state gov calls in the national guard, not the president.

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2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

“I alone can fix it.”

“I alone, can fuck it up”!

52 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

I've closely watched about 10 hours of coverage of the protests/looting/whatever in the past 48 hours.  Not once have I seen a flag burning.

I've seen it twice -- white twerps, both times.

when will we start seeing some of these hard-hitting gutpunch ads on tv? after the conventions? 

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

hey vlad, can you believe how bad obama and sleepy joe are fucking this up?

 

 

The best thing is that the CIA is listening in on the call, Putin knows it, but Trump doesn't.

42 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I haven't heard anything about Bannon being involved with this administration in quite awhile. I've heard he's moved on to other things. 

Bannon is officially gone, but I'm sure Trump still has his number and Bannon's happy to give his input on how to deal with a bunch of black folks.

And Stephen Miller is still slithering around the White House.

You can bet flag burning is about to be a big thing again with the MAGA crowd.

No doubt there will magically be some flags burned in protests tonight, and of course they will be courtesy of ANTIFA.  Just ask anyone, they'll tell you.

54 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Can't wait for the Sarah Cooper version of that governor call ...

 

The way she moves her head while miming African Americans will never fail yo make me laugh.

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:


But you see, Pop is not a patriot even though (checks notes) he graduated from the Air Force Academy and is a veteran.

 

 

 

McCain wasn't either

  • US Naval Academy
  • Veteran
  • Prisoner of War

 

Trump - Bone Spurs

 

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

Because freedom allows people to do things that inconvenience Trump, such as interfering with his scams or challenging his narcissistic ego. He is a toddler who not only believes the world revolves around him but is neurologically incapable of understanding that other human beings have feelings and desires too. So his solution whenever he is personally inconvenienced is to prohibit any behavior that inconveniences him. 

Our president is essentially that spoiled alien child Ron Howard’s weird-looking brother played on the old Star Trek series. 

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This is fucking gold. Lewandowski is such a fucking douche trying to get back into the Trump administration. He should contact Summer's Eve to act as their Spox.

 

25 minutes ago, Covri said:

The way she moves her head while miming African Americans will never fail yo make me laugh.

The subtle details take it over the top. In this one chalk it up to the head bob and the hair being blown by the helicopter backwash. 

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

I don't understand that strategy. It's like Herman intentionally losing football games. "You want to lose like this, but even more? Then you better not fire me."

I think this analogy works if the Congress was doing its job, i.e., actively engaging the executive branch on a weekly basis on all things (the weekly football game, if you will). Right now, Trump has to worry about only one game every 4 years. In the meantime, he is telling the boosters to get more F250s to recruits, replaced the Longhorn logo with Trump logo on the field, installed his children as coordinators, and is actively fomenting discontent between the first team and second team because the second team is full of losers. His strategy on not getting fired is to tell the blue hairs that only he can manage that crowd on the upper deck because they are fake news that doesn't appreciate the leather helmets, flyovers, the half time show, the new cheerleaders, and his special deal with OU to play at their place every year. The upper deck crowd can only fly banners and fight the urge to jump face down to San Jacinto Blvd.

6 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

This is fucking gold. Lewandowski is such a fucking douche trying to get back into the Trump administration. He should contact Summer's Eve to act as their Spox.

 

I needed this.  I've been struggling with my poopies lately.  

Oh please Dotard, give an oval office address to the nation. What we're seeing now will be minuscule if he does. 

2 hours ago, Message Board User said:

Flag burning?

now that’s a blast from the past.

His sole approach to lease is to increase division. This flag burning thing will work. 

1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

The only flags I've seen burned are the flags of police tyranny (Thin blue line). 

I’ve never understood why these modified flags aren’t seen as flag desecration.

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3 minutes ago, Mole said:

His sole approach to lease is to increase division. This flag burning thing will work. 

I’ve never understood why these modified flags aren’t seen as flag desecration.

Duh?

It's because the "right" people fly them, hang them, etc.

Now, imagine the outcry if this flag became a viral symbol:

 

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“Dominate the battle space” 

that there is exactly how the state sees Americans. Enemy combatants. The core is rotted. Time to water that Tree of Liberty. 

I don't understand that strategy. It's like Herman intentionally losing football games. "You want to lose like this, but even more? Then you better not fire me."

“If you win all the time, it's not good for the coaches or the kids. You've got to learn to appreciate it.” - DeLoss Dodds

Trumps complete lack of effort to distinguish between looters and protestors is unbelievable.  This is all so fucked up.

Yall know how this has the potential to shake out....

Tonight's protests are tamer and more low key than last night.  And then tomorrow is low key and then Wednesday and Thursday it peters out.

And on Friday he goes on TV to declare his really, really good leadership that made everything turn out so very, very well.

And his minions eat it up.

Trumps complete lack of effort to distinguish between looters and protestors is unbelievable.  This is all so fucked up.

Thats a huge issue for the majority of the nation, the media, even among protestors onsite. Its why public protests have and will be ineffective. Organizers have to think outside the box in order not to have their message co-opted.
2 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Yall know how this has the potential to shake out....

Tonight's protests are tamer and more low key than last night.  And then tomorrow is low key and then Wednesday and Thursday it peters out.

And on Friday he goes on TV to declare his really, really good leadership that made everything turn out so very, very well.

And his minions eat it up.

Exactly. 

It's like everything else Don the Con does. Sit on the sidelines, play armchair quarterback, push everything to the brink, and then swoop in and demand adulation when the storm happens to pass.. 

Art Acevedo, I forgive you and take back every bad thing I've ever said/believed about you.

 
 
I will give props to Acevedo. That was the right thing to say. Let's see if Trump will be baited into responding or going below the belt on Acevedo with the botched raid a while back.
26 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Yall know how this has the potential to shake out....

Tonight's protests are tamer and more low key than last night.  And then tomorrow is low key and then Wednesday and Thursday it peters out.

And on Friday he goes on TV to declare his really, really good leadership that made everything turn out so very, very well.

And his minions eat it up.

After what just happened in Omaha and Louisville? Doubtful.

This is his big show of force against the protesters. Maybe Putin gave him the idea. 

He’s the weakest man ever so he has to always overcompensate to try to look tough. Even when toughness isn’t what is called for. 

Trump:  This Art Aceventura fella is nasty, very nasty. Bad guy.  Very, very bad guy, straight from central casting. 

41 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Yall know how this has the potential to shake out....

Tonight's protests are tamer and more low key than last night.  And then tomorrow is low key and then Wednesday and Thursday it peters out.

And on Friday he goes on TV to declare his really, really good leadership that made everything turn out so very, very well.

And his minions eat it up.

I dunno. He already blamed the governors. How will he spin it back when it gets more peaceful? He called for more violence

So I went and played golf today and come back and now we are talking about flag burning?  Did I go back in time or something.  I so agree with Trump that I too am sick and tired of aborted babies that go out and burn the flag that represents transgender brown people.  Do something!

13 minutes ago, Pancho said:

What the fuck is going on?

 

Trump is finally getting his military parade on the Washington mall?

with Lee Greenwood blastiing in the background. 

30 minutes ago, Pancho said:

What the fuck is going on?

 

Maybe they’re for him to play with?

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That’s pretty much his presidency though. 

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