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9 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wait. are you saying what I think you're saying? you might wanna reread what you wrote

Fixed.

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50 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Bill Barr says hold my aperitif.

Glanced and thought that said Bill Burr, and whats ole freckles got to do with this?

Is there anyone not rooting for him to get the Covid?

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Is there anyone not rooting for him to get the Covid?

Covid might be against it as it wants nothing to do with him either.

41 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

There’s all these religious evangelicals who say God put Trump in office.  

Well He is a vengeful God so...

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

That's a lawsuit!

44 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


Roy Cohn died of AIDS and is one of the worst humans who ever plagued this planet.

No argument here. Took a lot of secrets with him and for that Trump and many others are too damn lucky.

lol, seasily one of my favorite recent follows (yes, I know it's a parody account):

 

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that last one surprises the shit out of me. so basically 100% of his base is middle-aged white men? what happened the decade or two before I was born? did everyone eat lead paint as a requirement to pass 3rd grade?:

 

4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Heh

 

Meanwhile the Federalist says that a new poll (it was news last week) shows Americans are deeply unhappy "which is what happens when you lock them up and call them racist." (the author is referring to the shelter in place orders and condemning people for others' past sins). Ummm, what a umm... I'm speechless. I believe I understand his viewpoint based on his argument, but he extrapolates that from a Univ of Chicago poll? I would say that the private polls listed in the tweet above show better that Americans are deeply unhappy which is what happens when you have a malignant narcissistic ignorant leader and a bunch of parasitic lawmakers enabling him.

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that last one surprises the shit out of me. so basically 100% of his base is middle-aged white men? what happened the decade or two before I was born? did everyone eat lead paint as a requirement to pass 3rd grade?:

 

Reagan/Bush propaganda was powerful for certain demographics and it stuck for some folks? If born around 1963 would've been old enough to vote for Reagan on up to born in 1975 old enough to vote for Bush Sr. and then W arrives after the Clinton presidency. Long enough to cement some political allegiances for some groups. The drum banging about liberal commie Democrats hasn't really ever let up. Thanks Rush.

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20 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that last one surprises the shit out of me. so basically 100% of his base is middle-aged white men? what happened the decade or two before I was born? did everyone eat lead paint as a requirement to pass 3rd grade?:

 

Who has traditionally run this shit?  Middle aged white men.

Who sees that slipping away?  Middle aged white men.

Who is scared shitless that once they lose power, everyone else will treat them the same shitty way they have treated everyone else?  Middle aged white men.

Who can get fucked?  Middle aged white men.

3 hours ago, NAVY said:

I wish this were true but I think he’s just getting warmed up

The Trump presidency is at its absolute lowest point right now

https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/18/politics/donald-trump-supreme-court-coronavirus-george-floyd/index.html

 

I believe the author of this article has forgotten Infrastructure week with a dash of defending white supremacists as ‘fine people’. What could have been? 

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3 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The question made me lol

 

If you hire one wacko or liar, you hired a wacko or liar.

If everyone your hire is a wacko or liar, you're the asshole.

50 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that last one surprises the shit out of me. so basically 100% of his base is middle-aged white men? what happened the decade or two before I was born? did everyone eat lead paint as a requirement to pass 3rd grade?:

 

Seems like a pretty broad coalition.  Should be useful during an election.

 

Heartbreaking to read these words from a parent.  Trump is garbage and if only we could trade one life for another Ms. Phillips would most definitely still have her daughter.

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48 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that last one surprises the shit out of me. so basically 100% of his base is middle-aged white men? what happened the decade or two before I was born? did everyone eat lead paint as a requirement to pass 3rd grade?:

 

 

40 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Reagan/Bush propaganda was powerful for certain demographics and it stuck for some folks? If born around 1963 would've been old enough to vote for Reagan on up to born in 1975 old enough to vote for Bush Sr. and then W arrives after the Clinton presidency. Long enough to cement some political allegiances for some groups. The drum banging about liberal commie Democrats hasn't really ever let up. Thanks Rush.

 

26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Who has traditionally run this shit?  Middle aged white men.

Who sees that slipping away?  Middle aged white men.

Who is scared shitless that once they lose power, everyone else will treat them the same shitty way they have treated everyone else?  Middle aged white men.

Who can get fucked?  Middle aged white men.

That demographic got a front row view of plenty of intelligent women and minorities.

 

This student exchange happened in an upper division Gov class at UT (1983):

White, non-hispanic male to White hispanic male: "You're the smartest mexican in the class".

White, hispanic male: (Eat shit grin).

White, non-hispanic female referring to White hispanic male: " Uh, he's the smartest person in the class".

7 hours ago, Red Five said:

"I made Juneteenth very famous."

"True.  And Donald Trump is doing a great job"

- @Johnny Sack

 

12 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

"True.  And Donald Trump is doing a great job"

- @Johnny Sack

 

“I didn’t vote for trump in 2016 but the way the last 4 years have gone I will definitely be voting for him now.”

So sayeth the sack.

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1 minute ago, HRSchenker said:

This is going to get some interesting reactions....

A new low every day. The president is just a straight up troll at this point. 

Does he think that’s a real CNN video?

If the watermark in the corner is the maker of that video then, hoo boy.

His tweets are.....something.

And his bio is as well.

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Senator Susan Collins has put John Bolton’s new book in her Amazon cart but is undecided about placing an order for it, Collins confirmed on Thursday.

Speaking to reporters at the Senate, Collins called the decision to pull the trigger on the Bolton book “one of the most wrenching of my career.”

“My computer’s cursor has hovered over the ‘Place your order’ button for hours without clicking on it,” she said. “This is not a decision I take lightly.”

 

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The Republican senator from Maine indicated that, even if she ultimately decides to buy Bolton’s book, she is leaving open the possibility of returning the book to Amazon.

“All options are on the table,” she said.

In her most revealing statement, Collins admitted that she has more than three hundred other items in her Amazon cart that she has yet to commit to buying.

Those items include sunglasses, a hand mixer, several pairs of capri pants, and a beekeeping kit.

Collins said that, although she is interested in pursuing beekeeping as a hobby, she is troubled and concerned about the behavior of bees.

 

32 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

If the watermark in the corner is the maker of that video then, hoo boy.

His tweets are.....something.

And his bio is as well.

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That's the person who made the violent doctored video of Trump mowing down his rivals by replacing the actor's heads in the Kingsman movie. Sick person.

2 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Todler

#todler is trending upward on Twitter right now.

So the Trump campaign tried to use a Nazi symbol on facebook and got it blocked.

This actually happened.

Jesus tapdancing Christ.

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

So the Trump campaign tried to use a Nazi symbol on facebook and got it blocked.

This actually happened.

Jesus tapdancing Christ.

Remember a long time ago when Brisket said it would get a lot worse? I remember. We aren't even there yet.

1 hour ago, HRSchenker said:

This is going to get some interesting reactions....

 

Slow ass white kid got smoked. 

12 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

So the Trump campaign tried to use a Nazi symbol on facebook and got it blocked.

This actually happened.

Jesus tapdancing Christ.

I am pretty sure somebody was aware of the double meaning. Or just gross incompetence, which is never too far out of the mix here.

 

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5 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Remember a long time ago when Brisket said it would get a lot worse? I remember. We aren't even there yet.

Absolutely.  If he wins again, we're getting a wall and illegal aliens are getting rounded up and deported.  And there will be a complete ban on immigration from all Muslim countries.  And this is at a minimum.  It could be much worse and I don't think there's much we can safely rule out.  He shows all the red flags of a potential despot and he's been testing limits and floating comments about staying on beyond two terms, etc.  This guy is potentially way more dangerous than most people realize.

I don't think it's a stretch to say that this is an existential crisis for this country and the next election is the most important in our history.

This is going to get some interesting reactions....

 

 

Twitter added the “Manipulated Media” label to that tweet. He’s gonna blow a gasket.

22 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

I am pretty sure somebody was aware of the double meaning. Or just gross incompetence, which is never too far out of the mix here.

 

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Meaning of 🔻 Red Triangle Pointed Down Emoji

Red Triangle Pointed Down emoji is a red triangle with its top pointed pointing down. You can use this emoji as another version of an arrow. Use it instead of the ⬇️ Down Arrow emoji to tell the person you are talking to to pay close attention to what you are going to send next.

 

It’s the same shit they do with the ok hand sign. They absolutely knew it was a Nazi symbol. The first sentence was 14 words (taking the hyphenated “far-left” as one word) and ran exactly 88 ads. They even went to the trouble of fabricating one prior use of it as an antifa logo to have an immediate response ready to go when people saw the obvious Nazi shit.  
 

The whole point is to trigger the libs about some shit that a lot of people won’t immediately recognize as fascist, then point at the liberals responding and go “y’all just call everyone you don’t like nazis.” 

This country is run by a 74 year old angry todler. 

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Who can get fucked?  Middle aged white men.

As a middle aged precipice white man myself, thiss what I been trying to say.  

HEY LADIES!

I’m glad all the problems in this country have been solved so the president can tweet this shit. 

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

 

Slow ass white kid got smoked. 

Blake Gideon as Benjamin Button.

8 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I’m glad all the problems in this country have been solved so the president can tweet this shit. 

That is so fucking laughably pathetic. Holy fuck, this has to be a simulation. 

I know I should just stop reading the shit over at Tigerdroppings. But according to them, the latest tweet with the toddlers is a "tactical nuke" dropped on CNN. The president of the United States is essentially tweeting joke vids and memes, and they are celebrating it. It's Idiocracy come to life.

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